Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
From now on I will be squeezing the milk out of Barbara’s tits directly into my coffee, then she will then stir it with her tongue, fill her mouth with saliva, drink the whole cup and feed it to me via mouth to mouth. I will not except any method of hydrating myself other than this
I think that it’s ok to be sexually aroused by Pokemon. More so, I think it should be encouraged in the games and anime, and GameFreak should lean into it.
Firstly, some Pokemon are shown to be much smarter then humans. Kadabra has been said to have an IQ over 5000, which is gigantically more than the definition of an animal, which have an IQ between 0 (Worms and Fish) and 65 (Apes and Octopus). Thus, they are smarter then needed to be able to give consent. Secondly, the argument could be made they are not as empathetic as humans, and thus can't give consent. This is proven not to be true numerous times in the anime, by watching Meowth. In Season 2, Episode 16 of the Pokemon show, it is established that he is no smarter or different then regular Pokemon, he simply learnt to walk by watching a dance rehearsal and later learnt English through a picture book. Throughout the following seasons, it’s shown how he schemes, laughs, cries and even at points, deceives people into thinking he is a human (in order to steal Ash's Pikachu of course). And the last piece of damning evidence - a folk tale in the Canalave Library (Pokémon Diamond and Pearl) literally STATES that humans used to marry Pokémon. This was removed in the English translation. Gamefreak, if you wanted us to fuck Pokémon, just say it.
Conclusively, Pokemon aren't animals. They are intelligent, with empathy and kindness, and should be treated as equals. Denying them the right to have sex with humans removes their freedom, which is racist, and frankly, unamerican.
I became the first person to cum in 2023
December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.
I had just become the first person to cum in 2023. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.
So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2023. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2023.
Happy new year, losers.
The female goth inserts her proboscis into the male goth's testes and withdraws the sperm before reinserting it in the male's to fertilize the eggs she shoved up there. Their young will feed upon his flesh.
Yo! Idk why but I am not guilty at all. So here's the full story, I was horny as fuck and I didn't want to think about porn or women or even human so I opened my maths text book and started to solve equations with one hand and masturbated with another. Guess what, I nutted without feeling horny, without porn or girl or even a human ,dog etc. That's it, tell your opinions if it was right or wrong.
Walter: Jesse, what the hell is going on with you?
Jesse: (voice cracking) I, uh, I don't know bitch what you mean, Mr. White.
Walter: You've been acting strange lately. Your clothes, your hair, your mannerisms. It's like you're a different person.
Jesse: (voice trembling) I'm just trying to be who I really am bitch.
Walter: And who is that, Jesse? A femboy?
Jesse: (voice softening) Yes, Mr. White. I've always felt like I was meant to be a girl.
Walter: (sighs) Jesse, this is not who you are. You're a man, a drug dealer, and my partner.
Jesse: (voice quivering) But Mr. White, I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not. I need to be true to myself.
Walter: (voice raising) Jesse, this is not about being true to yourself. This is about you letting your emotions and insecurities take over. You need to snap out of it and focus on what's important.
Jesse: (voice pleading) Mr. White, please, I just want to be happy.
Walter: (voice cold) Jesse, you're not happy. You're a mess. And if you don't snap out of it, I'll have no choice but to end this once and for all.
Jesse: (voice sobbing) Mr. White, please don't do this.
Walter: (voice calm) Jesse, it's for your own good. (points gun at Jesse)
Jesse: (voice terrified) Mr. White, please, no!
(Walter pulls the trigger, killing Jesse)
Walter: (voice regretful) I'm sorry, Jesse. But this was the only way. (walks away)