I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 1008 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 360 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
Is it normal to be attracted to a color? I'm potentially bi, asexual, autosexual or straight. I'm also sexually attracted to the color white, whenever I see a young person (aged 15~29, regardless of gender) wearing white clothes and not too ugly I feel slightly aroused, and I sometimes masturbate to myself wearing white. (I'm sexually attracted to myself, in picture, in mirror or in person if I'm wearing white clothes) Also I masturbate to soccer matches, and whenever the white team scores, barely misses or concedes a goal I get quite aroused. I feel NO attraction to white objects like pieces of paper or walls though, but I DO feel a weak attraction to white clothes especially T shirts and shorts even when no one is wearing them. Also, I might become sexually attracted to other people, male or female, if they're wearing other colors of clothes but white is a multiplier that multiplies my attraction to them by anywhere from 2 to 10. Is it a legit sexuality, a part of my sexuality, ir an abnormality?
It's not fair. So many sexy girls. But can't fuck any. It should be considered torture to have so many sexy girls in short proximity and not being able to fuck a single one.
To fix this sexual frustration, university should hire prostitutes from within. Like think about it this way. The girl will get money from sex work, and the student's wellbeing will be better.
All students have to pay a wellbeing fee or some crap like that, but I don't give a fuck about doing anything in uni apart from getting my diploma and fucking girls. With the wellbeing money, the uni should hire prostitutes from within. Like offer girls out of high school a scholarship and a lower entry requirement in exchange for sex work.
Or better offer girls from poor country money and tuition in exchange for sex work. The students will get the exotic girls, and the girl will get education. Or even offer gilrs from richer asian country money and tuition in exchange for sex work. Fair for everyone.
I wish uni had free sex worker. Instead of other useless benefits like sports or crap like that.
From now on I will be squeezing the milk out of Barbara’s tits directly into my coffee, then she will then stir it with her tongue, fill her mouth with saliva, drink the whole cup and feed it to me via mouth to mouth. I will not except any method of hydrating myself other than this
I think that it’s ok to be sexually aroused by Pokemon. More so, I think it should be encouraged in the games and anime, and GameFreak should lean into it.
Firstly, some Pokemon are shown to be much smarter then humans. Kadabra has been said to have an IQ over 5000, which is gigantically more than the definition of an animal, which have an IQ between 0 (Worms and Fish) and 65 (Apes and Octopus). Thus, they are smarter then needed to be able to give consent. Secondly, the argument could be made they are not as empathetic as humans, and thus can't give consent. This is proven not to be true numerous times in the anime, by watching Meowth. In Season 2, Episode 16 of the Pokemon show, it is established that he is no smarter or different then regular Pokemon, he simply learnt to walk by watching a dance rehearsal and later learnt English through a picture book. Throughout the following seasons, it’s shown how he schemes, laughs, cries and even at points, deceives people into thinking he is a human (in order to steal Ash's Pikachu of course). And the last piece of damning evidence - a folk tale in the Canalave Library (Pokémon Diamond and Pearl) literally STATES that humans used to marry Pokémon. This was removed in the English translation. Gamefreak, if you wanted us to fuck Pokémon, just say it.
Conclusively, Pokemon aren't animals. They are intelligent, with empathy and kindness, and should be treated as equals. Denying them the right to have sex with humans removes their freedom, which is racist, and frankly, unamerican.
I became the first person to cum in 2023
December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.
I had just become the first person to cum in 2023. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.
So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2023. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2023.
Happy new year, losers.
