Mudrock is my everything. She's on a whole different level. When I'm playing Arknights I don't even dare to look at her, it would be a crime for a pathetic loser like me to put my eyes on the pinnacle of evolution. Because yes, Mudrock is more than just a defender operator, she's the result of hundreds of years of evolution and natural selection. A goddess. A being far superior to anything in Terra. She's the true master race, and her childs will be the future masters of Terra, thanks to the genetic heritage. If I were a poor disgraced Reunion soldier facing her I wouldn't even try to fight her, I would lay down and accept my fate, having my skull crushed. I can't even think of a better way to die, killed by Queen of the food chain. Even as the Doctor I wouldn't dare to go agaisnt her will, she doesn't want to work? I'd give a whole dormitory just for her. She doesn't want to fight anymore? Understandable, having to "fight" against worthless worms knowing you are on a whole different genetic level sounds terrible boring. I would sell Kal'tsit to Somali pirates just to fund her oripathy treatment. Mudrock is the water that gives us life. She's progress, future, a deity from Heaven made to rule over Terra.
I am a Mudrockist.
I know my place,
and I'll be always yours, Mudrock.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Vulpo breeding, Suzuran is the most compatible Vulpo for humans? Not only vulpos are related to your average foxes, which foxes have an estrous cycle that last for six days, Suzuran is 137cm tall and around 89 pounds, this means she is more than large enough to be able handle human dicks with the average size of 6 inches surprisingly she can also handle Kuranta dicks too with an average of 20 inches, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to her 3rd skill or Fox fire haze which allow her to heal herself, you can be rough with her. She can also learn the moves "I'll do my best", "Childhood FROLIC", and "BINDING Circle" along with having a silky smooth nine furry tails to stroke and endulge yourself, it’d be incredibly easy for you to get yourself and her in the mood. With her supporting/healing abilities, she can easily recover from any wounds that you may inflict to her if you are planning to perform bondage or BDSM play with her. No other Operator not even Shamare comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, she is very closed to folinic, you can probably invite her for some threesome fun. Suzuran is literally built for sex. S2 which allow her two take two cocks in one go S3 that allows her to heal herself for a significant amount of time means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I really want to fuck Mostima. No I don't think you guys heard me right. I like really really want make love to Mostima. Ever since launch this Blue Berry Pie been on my mind. Fucking girl is the most sinful looking piece of divine ass this side of Terra.
I keep thinking about her looking at me with those Saphire eyes and that puuure blue hair. I dream of her winking at me and sticking out that blue tounge.
Ah man that Tounge. I've had many restless nights thinking about the sinful pleasures she can do with her tounge. Just picturing her taking me with her mouth. Aghh. I better not go there, I'm already getting hawt. Fuck I just thought of her eating cereal and having milk splashing on her blue tounge.
If her mouth is blue, I bet for a certainity that her lower mouth is also blue. Shit now I need a new change of pants. See how aroused I get by imagining Mostima naked. I mean c'mon the carpet surely matches the drapes right?
I'm ready for round two. I dream of her using her Arts in bed. Just at how long she can draw out that final climatic moment with a little twist of time. How mind blowing the love making would be and the curious journey of her cute tail. Ya, yall know what I'm talkin about.....butt stuff. She be into butt stuff. I'm just saying once you get into timey whiney blamy butt stuff, nothing is ever going to beat that and Mostima surely is the best at it.
Look at this girl, she's like Kurumi and Dio mixed into one perfect hot goddess of temporal beauty. Not to mention she has the voice of Naruto's wife. Ya know the big tiddy GF on Naruto that everyone know will always be best gurl because Sakura be shallow and got kicked to the curb when she got preggy by some emo that should have died 100 episodes ago.
Woah holy shit guys. I was a good Christian boy and I went to church and prayed. I am gonna get a Blue Berry waifu. I told my parents and they called me a weeb but we'll see who's laughing after I start making love to a blue berry flavored Angel. Be thankful and be blessed everyone! 🤤❤️
Oh ya, I can't wait for the uncensored lewd handholding I'm going to be doing with Mostima. 🤤
Pss: Her banner is soooooon
guys i love my italian gf but theres just one thing thats bothering me. everytime i ask for a blowjob she gets me erect and then pulls out a wedge of parmesan, says "tell me when to stop", and starts grating parmesan on my dick. when i say "stop" she puts away the grater and starts sucking on my parmesan covered meat like nothing happened. it this normal? i love her and we're happy together, but whenever i try to bring this up she just winks and changes the topic.
For years you foolish women ignored our growing powers
We invented Soft-boys, but it still wasn’t enough for our Chad leaders. We developed Emo-boys, closer, but still not enough. We made Eboys, and for a while, it was good, until our scientists crafted cat boys, but still, we knew we could go further. Finally, in true genius, we forged the femboys. Now mankind can become men. Now women are obsolete. We have produced a caste of Mandom who fulfil your role, AND, can wear cat ears.
it is a mantastic time to be alive.
Materiais necessários:
5 cômodos na casa;
5 rádios;
5 pendrives;
5 papagaios;
1 computador.
Execução:
Grave 5 áudios diferentes.
1° áudio: "que barulho foi esse?"
2° áudio: "hoje você morre!"
3° áudio: "você não é bem-vindo aqui. vou te matar"
4° áudio: "quando menos esperar, eu vou te matar"
5° áudio: "meu sonho é te esfaquear"
Após gravar, salve um áudio em cada pendrive, conecte cada pendrive em seu respectivo rádio e coloque cada rádio em seu respectivo cômodo. Cada cômodo terá um papagaio. Deixe os áudios rolarem o dia inteiro até eles decorarem as frases.
Após isso, é hora de soltar todos. O caos começará a partir daí.
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[TUTORIAL] How to develop schizophrenia
Necessary materials:
5 rooms in the house;
5 radios;
5 flash drives;
5 parrots;
1 computer.
Execution:
Record 5 different audios.
1st audio: "What was that noise?"
2nd audio: "today you die!"
3rd audio: "you are not welcome here. I will kill you"
4th audio: "when you least expect it, I'm going to kill you"
5th audio: "my dream is to stab you"
After recording, save an audio on each pendrive, connect each pendrive to its respective radio and place each radio in its respective room. Each room will have a parrot. Let the audios play all day until they memorize the phrases.
After that, it's time to release them all. Chaos will begin from there.