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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Is it racist if my dick only gets hard to white women?

    So recently I’ve been jerking off a lot, but I noticed a trend. I only masturbate to white women. At first I didn’t think too much of this, until my black best friend invited me to her house. One thing led to the next, and now she’s naked in front of me. I was trying to get hard before she pulled down my pants, but it was too late. She pulled down my pants to see a 2 cm flaccid penis, rather than my usual 10 inch hard cock. “Why is it that small?” She asked. I was speechless and nearly ran out of the room in embarrassment, until her white friend walked in the room. My penis grew and grew and grew when I saw her fully clothed white friend. “Oh my god, it’s so big” they said. So then we ended up having a threesome. The only problem was that each time I stuck my penis in my black friend, my penis became completely flaccid, while it got super super erect when I stuck it inside her white friend. Is my penis racist? Am I racist? I don’t know. I need answers

    Femboy Island

      I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend fucking steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their assholes until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.

      Game Theory: How big is Freddy’s penis?

        Hey everyone, it's MatPat here with a brand new theory video.

Today we're going to be trying to discover the penis size of Freddy Fazbear.

Now, we don't have a lot to go on here. We know that Freddy is 6'11" tall, and we know that the average bear height is 1.8 – 2.4 meters.

However, we can make an educated guess based on the average bear dick size, which is 7.3 inches (18.6 cm) long.

Assuming that Freddy's penis is proportional to his height, we can estimate that his penis would be somewhere around 14.5 inches (36.8 cm) long.

Of course, this is just an estimate, and we may never know the true answer. But it's still fun to speculate!

But that's just a theory, a GAME theory

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        Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy

          You average Nazi Femboy enjoyer
          Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

          Steph: Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting

            Steph: "Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting, guess I'll set the difficulty to ultra noob first so I can slowly bring him up, I don't want a repeat of last time"

New Bull: *cums blood after 1 hour

Steph: (Ugh not again? And I was going real slow with this one, shouldn't have brought my hopes up)

            There never was a futa cock to suck

              There will come a day where you will finally bag one of the holomems in your bed. You will be excited as your dreams of having sex with your oshi have finally come true. Without hesitation you will pull her pants and panties down only to discover there never was a cock and its only a pussy. You realize all those years of talking in her chat and all those superchats you sent were for nothing. You remember the blood and sweat you spilled to get the money for your supas. You realize that all of it was for naught and all those years of ignoring your family and their attempts to help you have mentally broken you. You feel hopeless as you realize you ruined your life for nothing but empty promises. There never was a futa cock to suck. You worked hard and had to stop doing the things you enjoyed just to have the money for supas. You had wasted your life away and are now but an empty husk of the man you once were.

You wake up at 3:45am in cold sweat only to find yourself tied to the bed. Turns out your oshi has been railing you for the past 16hrs and with the overflow of cum and multiple orgasms you've had you passed out and had a fever dream. All is now right in the world.