Skip to content

Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Penguin of Doom

    The pasta started on 4chan's anime board and has spread ever since then.
    Pasta Origin
    hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

    Original formatting

    hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles,

    ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

    Translation

    Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

    vaginas are so cute omg(g>u<g)

      vaginas are so cute omg(g>u<g) whenever u insert ur finger, they start to hug you >o< or when they get licked and start crying tears of joy "OwO nya? :3" hehe ~ pussy-kun is happy to see mel!

      Original version ‘Dicks are so cute omg‘

      I have a theory about the missing submarine

        I have a theory.

A blue whale can grow up to 30 meters long and is quite gigantic, while Titan might seem attractive to the whales, and it may have wanted to mate. A blue whale's penis can become gigantic, and with it, he has fucked up the glass. Either water leaked in, and they drowned, or the whale's penis got stuck and sealed the hole. Due to the pressure and pressure difference, the penis gets sucked in, sealing the hole. However, at the same time, the pressure difference sucks out all the whale sperm (up to 1500 liters of sperm), and they drown in the sperm. I'm not sure how the pressure works with whale penises, it was just a thought. But let's say the sperm doesn't ejaculate, and the whale's penis seals the hole and gets stuck due to the pressure. The whale panics and swims away, making it impossible to find the boat. Then they run out of oxygen.

        Is incest really even bad, and why is it illegal?

          I’m curious to know why people think hot sex with your agreeing sibling, parent, or cousin is bad and illegal. Does it harm anyone? I'm not into incest myself, but l've been thinking, don't gay relationships follow the same logic as if we were to accept incest? I mean a taboo couple that has wild sex rides somehow and is considered a degenerate and disgrace to the family. Especially when you realize gay relationships were historically stigmatized and seen as morally wrong in many societies and still aren’t really traditionally accepted or approved by society.

I do love many of my siblings on an intimately sexual level, and I think that it is super hot and others should too. Everyone watches incest porn right?? Well why not do it yourself! It just makes sense, I don't see why hot sexy sex isn't worth it, ESPECIALLY if it's with someone you know as personally as your sibling.

Besides, why is incest even illegal?!? You gotta realize that for evolution to happen, it starts with 2 people having sex and the whole family repopulates. So technically, we’re all related. If incest isn’t allowed, then how will humans even exist? We wouldn’t be allowed to have sex.

I know what some of pussies are thinking. “Waaaa, incest causes babies who are retarded and have 3 noses”. You gotta realize, that there’s condoms. You simply have to wear a condom to prevent babies with under a 30 iq that have half an eye and 16 bellybuttons. After all, sex is sex and if you can’t be homophobic to the rest of the LGBTQIA+, can’t discriminate them, and must support them, then you still aren’t allowed to be homophobicto the “I” or incestsexual, can’t discriminate them, and must support incest.

          I really want to fuck the duolingo bird

            i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier

according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?

i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall

as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it cums or would it make a completely different sound

as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish

i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach

            Sylveon is the best pokemon to fuck.

              The arguments are always 'oh Vaporeon is the best pokemon to fuck' but I disagree. Sylveon is the best pokemon to fuck. To start, a Sylveon's ribbons are actually a version of skin. They have muscles and can move around at will. This is amazing for cuddling, foreplay, and even fucking. Sylveon also has a great moveset for breeding. Sylveon can use baby doll eyes to make her look cuter and you more aroused. Sylveon also has access to Swift, Psych Up, Attract, Charm, and other moves to make the bedroom better. But the best of all? Sylveon gets a stab-bonus on Play Rough and Draining Kiss. The only way to get a Sylveon is leveling an Eevee up with high affection, so a Sylveon will be already close to the trainer, making training easier. I rest my case.

              Every Sylveon copypasta