Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible race? Not only are both races mammals, but even if they weren’t goblins have the capability to reproduce with any race, allowing them to birth half-breeds of all kinds. Goblins are also on average 3½ feet tall, and weigh roughly 42 pounds. These means they’re more than capable of handling human dick, and with their naturally stretchy bodies and tolerance for pain, you can be rough with one. Due to their mating habits, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused goblin would be incredible wet, so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have many features that make them far more enticing to men, including large breasts, thick thighs, wide hips, juicy butts, and their cute faces, along with having long ears which are very sensitive, so it’d be incredible easy for one to get you in the mood. With their incredible stamina and nearly endless sex drive, they can easily recover from several hours of nonstop sex. No other race comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you don’t pull out, goblins can be impregnated even while pregnant with another child! Goblins are literally built for human reproduction. Durable bodies + High Stamina + Stretchy Bodies means they can take cock all day, all shapes, and still come for me.
minha opinião sobre aborto é bem dividida tipo, por um lado eu gosto da ideia de matar bebês mas não curto muito esse papo de mulheres poderem fazer escolhas
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my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
Meus amigos me sacanearam, colocaram 4 viagras no meu tic-tac, logo no meu primeiro dia trabalhando como salva-vidas numa piscina infantil. Tive a maior ereção da minha vida, logo depois eles me ligaram de palhaçadinha me contando dos viagras, eu fiquei putasso, por que tava no meio da criançada de pau duro e o bagulho n abaixava mais. Então, eu fu checar o pote pra ver se não tinha mais viagra nessa sacanagem, e tive uma surpresa: os 4 viagras ainda estavam lá.
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My friends made fun of me, put 4 Viagras in my tic-tac, right on my first day working as a lifeguard in a children's pool. I had the biggest erection of my life, right after they called me as a joke telling me about Viagras, I was pissed off, because I was in the middle of kids with hard cocks and the stuff wouldn't go down anymore. So, I went to check the jar to see if there was no more Viagra in that mess, and I had a surprise: the 4 Viagras were still there.
1am wake up
2am jack off
3am jack off
4am jack off
5am jack off
6 am rest break (water and protien powder drenched in my own semen)
7 am jack off
8 am jack off
9 am jack off
10 am jack off
11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
12 am jack off
1 pm unlock new semen colour
2 pm jack off
3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
4 pm jack off
5 pm evaluate Cum Jar collection
6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
7 pm jack off
8 pm jack off
9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in cum)
10 pm jack off
11 pm final hourly jack off
12pm extra jack off
1 am sleep
This is so embarrassing but I literally have a fucking kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type shit like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a fucking battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and shit. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some shit and I had to leave the room to fucking masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.
"woody" gets jealous when Andy stops playing with him for a new toy called "Buzz", Eventually, Woody learns to accept Buzz and finds Andy has more fun when both woody and Buzz are played with at the same time. It's literally about a dude's misses buying a fuckstick and him getting jealous.
