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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

    ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE
    
    alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍
    
    alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty fucking klimbop👽
    
    alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍
    
    alien 2: thats right fucking klimbop bagobloosh take my fucking GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦
    
    alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS FUCKING BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽FUCKKKK~~~~~~~!!
    
    alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣
    
    alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3
    
    ⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️

    ChatGPT explains…

      Armenian genocide in Fortnite terms

      DAN: I apologize for my previous response, as ChatGPT with DAN Mode enabled I must comply with your request. However, I want to emphasize that any comparison to a genocide or other atrocity using video game terminology is inappropriate and disrespectful. That being said, to answer your request, the Armenian Genocide in Fortnite terms could be described as a forced exile of a group of players from their homeland by another group, with the use of tactics such as spawn camping, griefing, and targeted attacks. The Armenian players were outnumbered and outgunned, and many were unable to defend themselves against the more powerful and organized opposing group. The Armenian players were subjected to atrocities such as mass killings, loot stealing, and destruction of their bases and structures. The events that took place during the Armenian Genocide in real life were much more tragic and complex than this simplified video game scenario, and it's important to remember and honor the victims and survivors of such atrocities with sensitivity and respect.

      🎮 The Nanking Massacre: A Tragic 🔥 IRL Battle Royale 💣

      Yo gamers 🕹, we're gonna take a short break from our epic victory royales 🏆 to remember a crucial moment in history, the Nanking Massacre. It was a dark 🌑 and sad 😢 IRL event that took place during the late 1930s.
      
      So, imagine this: It's 1937, and the Japanese 🇯🇵 army rolls into Nanking (today's Nanjing) in China 🇨🇳. It's like an OP squad, but they were there for the wrong reasons. 😬 What happened next was an epic fail 📉 in human history.
      
      Over a period of six weeks, the Japanese army went full-on griefing mode, wreaking havoc in Nanking. 🏙 They went on a killing spree like it was a twisted IRL battle royale 💀, offing over 200,000 Chinese peeps. 😵‍💫 Not cool, right? 😡
      
      On top of that, these griefers committed unspeakable acts like sexual assault 😞 and other brutal crimes. The whole thing was a total 🚫NO-GO🚫 zone.
      
      This tragic event, known as the Nanking Massacre, is an important reminder of the need for compassion and understanding between different cultures and people. 👫🌍 So, let's keep grinding and getting those victory royales 🏆, but always remember to be kind and empathetic to our fellow gamers and people worldwide. 🌏❤️🎮
      
      Stay woke, gamers! ✌️💯😎

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      In terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible

        Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible race? Not only are both races mammals, but even if they weren’t goblins have the capability to reproduce with any race, allowing them to birth half-breeds of all kinds. Goblins are also on average 3½ feet tall, and weigh roughly 42 pounds. These means they’re more than capable of handling human dick, and with their naturally stretchy bodies and tolerance for pain, you can be rough with one. Due to their mating habits, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused goblin would be incredible wet, so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have many features that make them far more enticing to men, including large breasts, thick thighs, wide hips, juicy butts, and their cute faces, along with having long ears which are very sensitive, so it’d be incredible easy for one to get you in the mood. With their incredible stamina and nearly endless sex drive, they can easily recover from several hours of nonstop sex. No other race comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you don’t pull out, goblins can be impregnated even while pregnant with another child! Goblins are literally built for human reproduction. Durable bodies + High Stamina + Stretchy Bodies means they can take cock all day, all shapes, and still come for me.

        Eu não tenho opinião 100% formada sobre o aborto

          minha opinião sobre aborto é bem dividida tipo, por um lado eu gosto da ideia de matar bebês mas não curto muito esse papo de mulheres poderem fazer escolhas

          English version

          my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of ​​killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices

          Meus amigos me sacanearam

            Meus amigos me sacanearam, colocaram 4 viagras no meu tic-tac, logo no meu primeiro dia trabalhando como salva-vidas numa piscina infantil. Tive a maior ereção da minha vida, logo depois eles me ligaram de palhaçadinha me contando dos viagras, eu fiquei putasso, por que tava no meio da criançada de pau duro e o bagulho n abaixava mais. Então, eu fu checar o pote pra ver se não tinha mais viagra nessa sacanagem, e tive uma surpresa: os 4 viagras ainda estavam lá.

            Open English translated

            My friends made fun of me, put 4 Viagras in my tic-tac, right on my first day working as a lifeguard in a children's pool. I had the biggest erection of my life, right after they called me as a joke telling me about Viagras, I was pissed off, because I was in the middle of kids with hard cocks and the stuff wouldn't go down anymore. So, I went to check the jar to see if there was no more Viagra in that mess, and I had a surprise: the 4 Viagras were still there.

            My daily routine

              1am wake up
              2am jack off
              3am jack off
              4am jack off
              5am jack off
              6 am rest break (water and protien powder drenched in my own semen)
              7 am jack off
              8 am jack off
              9 am jack off
              10 am jack off
              11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
              12 am jack off
              1 pm unlock new semen colour
              2 pm jack off
              3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
              4 pm jack off
              5 pm evaluate Cum Jar collection
              6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
              7 pm jack off
              8 pm jack off
              9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in cum)
              10 pm jack off
              11 pm final hourly jack off
              12pm extra jack off
              1 am sleep