我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里, I used to shove pregnant cockroaches up my pussy

I used to shove pregnant cockroaches up my pussy, clamp down hard to burst them, and then a bunch of baby roaches would crawl out from inside, giving me that feeling of being a mom. I usually use medicated oil, pour some in there, and the cockroaches and stuff just come out. Afterward, I wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect. No big deal—after all, my period comes regularly, so all the dirty stuff gets flushed out. After rubbing the medicated oil on my pussy and shoving it in, it starts off cool and tingly, then turns burning hot, like ice and fire all at once—fucking it feels super intense, and everyone who's tried it says it's great. I really wanna get a tattoo in the folds of my labia, flip it out to be a social badass, flip it back in to take the civil service exam. Oh, and while I'm at it, give my labia a little beauty treatment—slice off the edges to make some spicy scallop trim, then sell it at a high price to stud dogs.

我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。