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Coronavirus

Copypasta about the Covid-19 pandemic or Coronavirus mainly circulated during the start of the outbreak. Also includes Trump’s response towards the virus.

Attention –

    Attention - due to the increased risk of COVID-19 I will no longer be eating ass. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.

    ๐ŸŽถ doofenshmirtz evil incorporated ๐ŸŽถ

      Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a wonderful surprise! Now that you are trapped in this huge bat soup bowl, it is time to reveal my final creation. The Coofinator! Now you see, it all started when I was a little boy in the Hong Kong flu outbreak of 1969. The disease claimed a lot of lives and I thought to myself "this is not fair, it attracted a lot of attention but it is not even that contagious, why people help those ching chongs instead of their own darn people?!". Now with the power to spread coofona in the chingchong-state area, I will take my revenge on those chinese scumbags!

      Emojivirus

        ACHOOโ€ผ๏ธWhat was thatโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Uh-oh๐Ÿ˜ฏ looks like you just got ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ coronavirus ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
        
        Don't  you know that the coronavirus ๐Ÿค’ is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ to America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคค  The world ๐ŸŒ HOE Organisation ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘… is calling HOE-VID19๐Ÿ“… a POSSIBLE  PANTIE-DEMIC๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
        
        No more  touching daddy ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿง“ until you wash๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ your dirty ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎnasty little ๐Ÿคž  fingers๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ––โœ‹  for 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ secounds with sHOEp ๐Ÿ’ง and water๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘…  otherwise it doesn't count ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
        
        Time  to stop ๐Ÿ›‘ spredding your germs๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค• and start spredding ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your  legs๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘€ because everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธis TWERKING๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ from  home๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก
        
        SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ coronavirus cunts ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ otherwise the coronavirus ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ is cumming ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† for you too 2๏ธโƒฃ