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Coronavirus

Copypasta about the Covid-19 pandemic or Coronavirus mainly circulated during the start of the outbreak. Also includes Trump’s response towards the virus.


Attention –

    Attention - due to the increased risk of COVID-19 I will no longer be eating ass. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.

    🎶 doofenshmirtz evil incorporated 🎶

      Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a wonderful surprise! Now that you are trapped in this huge bat soup bowl, it is time to reveal my final creation. The Coofinator! Now you see, it all started when I was a little boy in the Hong Kong flu outbreak of 1969. The disease claimed a lot of lives and I thought to myself "this is not fair, it attracted a lot of attention but it is not even that contagious, why people help those ching chongs instead of their own darn people?!". Now with the power to spread coofona in the chingchong-state area, I will take my revenge on those chinese scumbags!

      Emojivirus

        ACHOO‼️What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏 Uh-oh😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 coronavirus 😤😜😜
        
        Don't  you know that the coronavirus 🤒 is CUMMING💦 to America 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤  The world 🌏 HOE Organisation 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19📅 a POSSIBLE  PANTIE-DEMIC👄👌👈
        
        No more  touching daddy 😫😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿 your dirty 🤢🤮nasty little 🤞  fingers🖐️🖖✋  for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅  otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
        
        Time  to stop 🛑 spredding your germs🤢🤒🤕 and start spredding 😯 your  legs👣👄👀 because everyone 👩👨‍🏫👷‍♂️🧜‍♂️is TWERKING😈😈 from  home🏠🏡
        
        SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ coronavirus cunts 👉👌 otherwise the coronavirus 🙀🙀 is cumming 🍆🍑🍆 for you too 2️⃣