Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Do they like biology that much?
"Oh yeah man that's so fucking hot, let's see her insides too, okay here are the ovaries oh shit ambadakammmm 😫😫"
Seriously. It's fucking disgusting and I'd like to have a word with who started this fucking trend. It makes me feel like I am jacking off to a John Hopkins' medical reasearch or some shit. If people wanted to see that, half the people in Japan would be fucking doctors because it would feel like being a pornstar. So fucking disgusting. Is it a culture thing? Because if it is I wish you guys were nuked to nihility. So fucking disgusting.
X isn’t just a character, it’s a cultural reset, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world, it’s art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.
Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible race? Not only are both races mammals, but even if they weren’t goblins have the capability to reproduce with any race, allowing them to birth half-breeds of all kinds. Goblins are also on average 3½ feet tall, and weigh roughly 42 pounds. These means they’re more than capable of handling human dick, and with their naturally stretchy bodies and tolerance for pain, you can be rough with one. Due to their mating habits, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused goblin would be incredible wet, so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have many features that make them far more enticing to men, including large breasts, thick thighs, wide hips, juicy butts, and their cute faces, along with having long ears which are very sensitive, so it’d be incredible easy for one to get you in the mood. With their incredible stamina and nearly endless sex drive, they can easily recover from several hours of nonstop sex. No other race comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you don’t pull out, goblins can be impregnated even while pregnant with another child! Goblins are literally built for human reproduction. Durable bodies + High Stamina + Stretchy Bodies means they can take cock all day, all shapes, and still come for me.
Oh noes, WWII was a vewy scawy and sad time in histowy, uwu! 😿 It began in 1939 when Nazi Gewmany, wed by Adowf Hitwew, invaded Powand, eep! 😨 This caused Bwitain and Fwance to decwawe war against Gewmany, stawting the gwobal confwict, squeak! 🌍
As the war pwogwessed, the Axis Powews (Gewmany, Itawy, and Japan) fought against the Allied Powews (Bwitain, Soviet Union, and the United States), nyah! 🌟 The Axis Powews twied to expand theiw contwol by invading and occupying countwies, oh my! 😱
The Howocaust was a pawt of WWII, and it was a vewy howwific event, uwu. 😢 Miwwions of innocent people, incwuding Jews, Woma, LGBTQ+ individuals, and disabled peopwe, suffewed and died in concentration camps and ghettos, sob! 😭
On the Pacific fwont, Japan attacked Peawl Hahbow in 1941, which pwompted the United States to join the war, woosh! 💢 They began fighting against Japan, and both sides suffewed heavy losses, eek! 😣
In 1944, the Allies launched a massive invasion on the beaches of Normandy, known as D-Day, pew pew! 💥 This was a turning point in the war, as the Allies were able to slowly retake Euwope from the Axis Powews, yay! 🎉
The war ended in Euwope in 1945 when Hitwew committed suicide and Gewmany surrendered, phew! 😌 The United States dropped atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiwoshima and Nagasaki, causing Japan to surrender, and bwinging an end to WWII, oh meow! 😿
WWII was a twagic and devastating time in histowy, with millions of lives wost and countwess people suffewing, uwu. 😢 We must always wemember these events and wowk towawds a peaceful futuwe, nyaa! 🕊️ sends loving hugs 🤗
Own a Klee for home defense, since that's what the archons intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Dodoco Tales and Mondstadt terrorist . Blow a temari ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Sparks 'n' Splash on the second man, miss him entirely because of auto-targeting and nails the cooking pot. I have to resort to the Jumpty Dumpty located at the top of the stairs loaded with mines, "Boom Boom Bakudan!" the Jumpty Dumpty shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra mines set off alarms. Fix aim and charge attack the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the Knights of Favonious to arrive since critical hit wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the archons intended.
Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).
