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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

    Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

    Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand πŸŽ¨πŸ–ŒοΈ
    
    Rub rub rub rub
    
    Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint πŸ–ŒοΈβšͺπŸ”΄
    
    Rub rub rub rub
    
    Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layersπŸ₯›πŸ–ŒοΈ
    
    Rub rub rub rub
    
    You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? πŸ–ŒοΈπŸͺ£
    
    Rub rub rub rub
    
    What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭
    
    collapses on the ground
    Breathe in
    
    UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE ARMPITS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹οΏ½οΏ½πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE SIDEBOOBS!!!!! I WANT TO SEE AND SQUEEZE YOUR CUTE TUMMY TOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA????? CORRECTION NEEDED CORRECTION NEEDED πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘Ί
    Uohhhhhhhhh Maki-chan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seducing an adult is a very serious offense πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘Ί. I'll correct you lightly this time, you might even enjoy it. You might have not heard about this but there is a technique in spray painting and body painting that allows for the painting of the inside of the body 😭. It isn't very versatile since it can only paint in a white palette, but it is interesting isn't it? You'll be enrolled in an extended course on this technique with me Maki-chan 😭 until you learn to dutifully obey authority uohhhhh.
    
    SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH 🎨πŸ₯› GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨
    
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project.

      I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame 

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of HTB.

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Harmony Trailblazer (HTB) from Honkai Star Rail.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.
        
        HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."
        
        I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.
        
        gets ran over by the astral express

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          Belial pressure

            𝔐𝔢 π”‘π”’π”žπ”―π”’π”°π”± π”Ÿπ”―π”¬π”±π”₯𝔒𝔯, β„‘ 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔒 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔬𝔲 𝔦𝔫 𝔑𝔒𝔒𝔭 π”ͺπ”’π”©π”žπ”«π” π”₯𝔬𝔩𝔢. ℑ𝔱 π”žπ”­π”­π”’π”žπ”―π”° 𝔱π”₯π”žπ”± β„‘ π”žπ”ͺ π”±π”―π”žπ”­π”­π”’π”‘ 𝔦𝔫 π”…π”’π”©π”¦π”žπ”©π”° 𝔭𝔯𝔒𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔒 π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔒𝔳𝔒𝔯𝔢 π”žπ”±π”±π”’π”ͺ𝔭𝔱 π”žπ”± π”ž 𝔭𝔯𝔒𝔰𝔰 π”₯π”žπ”° π”Ÿπ”’π”’π”« π”ͺ𝔒𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱π”₯ π”ž β„­β„Œ 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 214β„Œ. ℑ𝔫 π”£π”žπ” π”’ 𝔬𝔣 π”ͺ𝔢 π”«π”’π”žπ”― 𝔑𝔒π”ͺ𝔦𝔰𝔒, β„‘ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔑𝔲π”ͺ𝔭 π”ͺ𝔢 π”ͺ𝔒𝔱𝔒𝔯 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 π”ž π”―π”’π”³π”’π”―π”°π”žπ”© 𝔒𝔇, π”žπ”³π”’π”«π”€π”’ π”ͺ𝔒 𝔦𝔫 π”Ÿπ”―π”žπ” π”¨π”’π”± 𝔦𝔣 β„‘ 𝔑𝔬𝔫’𝔱 π”ͺπ”žπ”¨π”’ 𝔦𝔱 

            Ten years at least!!

              The line came from Eren in Chapter 139 of the Attack on Titan (AOT) manga. In the panel he revealed his selfish desire of not wanting Mikasa to find another man and moving on after his death. The revelation was rather pathetic and out of character for him that many AOT fans made memes and turned his ’10 years at least’ line into a copypasta.

              No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life. Even After I die...I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!!
              I don't want to die...I want to be with Mikasa. With everyone else
              ...No. No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man...?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of my life! Even after I die... I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!! ...Please don't repeat that to Mikasa... I want her to be happy... I really do. But... AGH... YEAH... DAMMIT... ...I don't wanna die. I want to be with Mikasa... with Everyone.