Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.
HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."
I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.
gets ran over by the astral express
THIS IS MISONOππMIKAππ 17YO π¦ 85 480 HP β£οΈ 7372 ATKπͺπͺ1867 EVASION ππ YELLOW π‘ π‘ DEALER π«π« FRONT WITH GUARANTEE π―π―π― CRIT BUILD IN π―π― WITH 1540% NUKEπ₯π₯π₯π₯ THAT GOES TO 3000%π¦π¦π¦ BASED ON TARGET HPβ οΈβ οΈ LORDππππ HAVE MERCYππππ ENHANCED SKILL GIVE YELLOW π‘π‘π‘π‘ EFFECTIVENESSποΈββοΈπ₯°π₯° πππSKILL GIVE 24,2% π₯ DEALTπͺπͺπͺWHILE ALSO ππππDAMAGE RECEIVED TOO SO SHE CAN HELP π‘οΈπ‘οΈAS WELL AHHHHH WAHHHHHHH π±π±π±π±π±π±π±π±π±TRUELY ONE OF THE π¦π¦π¦π¦ OF ALLβ°β°β°. NEXON STOCKππππ WHEN THEY UNLEASH THE π¦ π¦ π¦.
The line came from Eren in Chapter 139 of the Attack on Titan (AOT) manga. In the panel he revealed his selfish desire of not wanting Mikasa to find another man and moving on after his death. The revelation was rather pathetic and out of character for him that many AOT fans made memes and turned his ’10 years at least’ line into a copypasta.
No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life. Even After I die...I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!!
I don't want to die...I want to be with Mikasa. With everyone else
...No. No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man...?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of my life! Even after I die... I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!! ...Please don't repeat that to Mikasa... I want her to be happy... I really do. But... AGH... YEAH... DAMMIT... ...I don't wanna die. I want to be with Mikasa... with Everyone.
Started from a user in the Guilty Gear Discord, the Elphelt copypasta is now part of a series of GG copypasta.
I just wanted to say that I LOVE Elphelt's design, like seriously it represents perfectly her personality. It mixes amazingly the concept of "womanhood" she wants to represent and her goofy and clumsy behavior. Her design is actually peak in every game she appears, seriously, in the first one it fits her personality and goal perfectly, in the second game her desires has more a serious/sad vibe, she herself doesn't like it but since the setting required a more serious dressing she nails it perfectly. While the last one (Strive's) is peak character redesign, they improved her perfectly without making her unrecognizable, the fact that she is a metal singer is so goofy, cool and it makes a lot of sense too! Her newer punk/rock design is seriously peak character design I'm not even gonna lie it's like so fucking peak. I could keep going on and on since it's so good, for example both her and Ramlethal had a clover on their headgears, since Elphelt lost her headgear she kept the clover as the zip of her jacket and OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE.
I LOVE ELPHELT'S DESIGN IT'S SO PERFECT ITS PEAK ITS LITERALLY VISUALLY APPEALING JUST TO LOOK AT HER SHE HAS SUCH A GOOD DESIGN OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE
