Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
incrível a semelhança que eu tenho com o light yagami de death note, além de sermos literalmente iguais... temos o mesmo mindset, ambos somos extremamente frios e estrategistas em nossa forma de pensar e agir... bizarro '-' ele me representa muito, somos dois deuses nesse mundo.
It's amazing the similarity I have with Light Yagami (Death Note), besides being literally the same ... we have the same mindset, we are both extremely cold and strategists in our way of thinking and acting ... bizarre '-' he represents me, we are two gods in this world
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the queen died but honestly Naruto been through so much more. The hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying of old age. Until the queen has done what Naruto has done I don’t feel sympathy.
the queen died but honestly sasuke's been through so much more. the hardships he's faced aren't even comparable to dying of old age. until the queen has done what sasuke has done, i don't feel sympathy
M4A [ASMR ROLEPLAY] Submissive Femboy yandere catboy tsundere bully boyfriend apologizes for accidentally kissing you [Spicy] [Enemies to Lovers] [Kissing] [Heavy Breathing] [Apology] [Wholesome] [18+] [Getting Married] [Confession]
OwO Listenew-san I'm s-sowwy that i kissed u. UwU.. Baka w-wistenew senpai-sama i... I wove u... ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა I have woved u fow a vewy wong time. <33 ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: UwU Listenew-san... Let's get mawwied wistenew sama, i wove u. I think u awe vewy hot. I want to wove u. Buwt i can't. I'm a cat, and u awe a huwman. I'm sowwy. ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: u kiss the catboy what?? UwU youw fuwckew now i'm gonna die what the fuwcking heww i hate u, baka. bwuwshes this isn't appwopwiate. Youw awe a huwman. We shouwwdn't. ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: youw kiss the catboy again Nyaaah~♡♡♡ Youw wittwe piece of shit, don't u dawe to kiss me again. wooks at u with miwd angew and cwies ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: Do u want to get mawwied baka? UwU UwU i hate u. Youw wittwe shit. Let's get mawwied. Uwu. kisses u nyaah~♡♡♡... i wove u. takes u cwothes off uwu.. kyaaaahhhhh.....૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა
[SPICY 18+ PART IN MY PATREON]
OwO Listenew-san I'm s-sowwy that i kissed u. UwU.. Baka w-wistenew senpai-sama i... I wove u... ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა I have woved u fow a vewy wong time. <33 ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: UwU Listenew-san... Let's get mawwied wistenew sama, i wove u. I think u awe vewy hot. I want to wove u. Buwt i can't. I'm a cat, and u awe a huwman. I'm sowwy. ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: u kiss the catboy what?? UwU youw fuwckew now i'm gonna die what the fuwcking heww i hate u, baka. bwuwshes this isn't appwopwiate. Youw awe a huwman. We shouwwdn't. ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: youw kiss the catboy again Nyaaah~♡♡♡ Youw wittwe piece of shit, don't u dawe to kiss me again. wooks at u with miwd angew and cwies ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: Do u want to get mawwied baka? UwU UwU i hate u. Youw wittwe shit. Let's get mawwied. Uwu. kisses u nyaah~♡♡♡... i wove u. takes u cwothes off uwu.. kyaaaahhhhh.....૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა
[SPICY 18+ PART IN MY PATREON]
i love astolfo
Astolfo is so cute I want him to sit on my face and afterword we snuggle and kiss. The next morning we would go shopping and buy new skirts in Costco and maybe stop in the dairy aisle for special cream and make some in the restroom while we hold each other closely and make each other cum UwU. when we get home we will make donaries with special sauce while we jerk each other off, and after we play together we will grind the German tech tree on war thunder and we will see who can launch their cum the farthest. At night we will snuggle and when we wake up we will have whipped cream with cum on our pancakes . But eventually we will have to get back tp our normal lives.
Before he would leave I would kiss him for the longest I have ever had before . Then he'd decide to propose to me after we kiss . when we got married we decided to adopt kids and we'd make them have feminine clothes while we'd brush their hair. one time while we were doing the dirty to each other Jamal (our oldest child) walked in so we decided to teach him how kids were made and he would learn he had two dads but sadly we would both pass away at the age 87 but we had sex for the most of it.
