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Anime

Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Gogeta changed my life.

    Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Gogeta… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you charge into the enemies and strike fear into your enemies unique gauge counter. Your silky smooth AOE protection, and god, that gorgeous Assault Chain. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you fall out of meta. You had a rough debut, but you never gave up hope. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will be powercrept. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could zenkai LL Super Saiyan God SS Gogeta(DBL30-01S). You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the past 3 months. I remember when BLAZING AZURE COMBINATION ended, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you prevent enemy counters and cover changes, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to stay relevant. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy was the solution to counters, and I rejoiced. 2021 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You began the unique gauge counter meta and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,

"IT'S FUTILE! HOPE YOU'RE READY!" Not only have you changed the game of DBL PVP and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're slowly getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Gogeta Blue. 🥰❤️🫶🏽

    Rapi

      I want to plug Rapi day in and day out. Forget every other woman in this game, she's the best one by far. I love everything about Rapi and would do anything to make her happy. I haven't seen Evangelion so I can't say anything about the suit but I need to peel it off. I'm taking her straight to bed and claiming her. We're going to be connected 24/7 and nothing is stopping us. I need to see Rapi bent over and how that suit hugs her curves. Does she sweat under that? Can I collect it? Did she shower? I need Rapi.

      I hate Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

        Hating Jojo is a Jojo reference
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        I hate Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I immediately lose respect for anyone who watches it, and especially those who praise it. Here's why:

Name 20 successful people that watches it. Popular series basically run the show when it comes to anime. This includes shows like Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Attack On Titan, Sword Art Online, Love Live!, Nichijou, Clannad et al. Popular series has shows making significant contributions to the entire anime industry.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from teenage angst with each season. They then lay basic fight scenes and a joke of a protagonist on it. It generally lags behind popular series by a mile or two in inventiveness. I never seen the show on TV or been mentioned by anyone over the age of 25.

So tell me again, how exactly do Jojo's Bizarre Adventure innovate? It's team even struggle to release a new theme with each season, and character design is about the only original thing with this show.

Yes, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of socially awkward teenagers. Most of the hard work is hashed out before it's creators ever start making "anime". This is fine, and what anime is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.

What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans. They seem to think Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is responsible for all that is good in the anime world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans (virgins, teenagers, and manchildren) are much less helpful than the alternative.

If you want nice fight scenes, watch Dragon Ball Z or One Punch Man. If you like music, K-ON. If you prefer, Clannad or Anohana. But please, don't feed the idiot magnet that is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

        Project moon has ruined me

          Project Moon is the developer for the gacha game Limbus Company and various other games.

          Project moon has ruined me. Everywhere I go, I hear coin tosses and dice rolls. It can't be stopped. I often snap my fingers to calm myself, I go shopping and I find a piano named Roland. I pass through a library and immediately think about Ruina. I can’t go to an office without thinking about full-stop office, I finally get to work and they installed Kali linux on every single computer and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA MANAGER ESQUIRE, THIS IS THIS !" I look for clothes to have a new (todays) look, but hold on- is this made of nuovo fabric- oh no... I can’t greet people nowadays. Hello? Goodbye. I go to Mcdonalds (local HamHamPangPang) to wellcheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone watching Fullmetal Alchemist, they show the tree of life! And I can’t even play Persona without going into mementos and thinking oh this areas are based off the qliphoth tree. The entire Final Fantasy franchise is ruined for me, Sephiroth? One winged Angela?? Yesterday I was playing “im on observation duty”, and you have to watch out for Anomalies. Don’t they mean Abnormalities??? I can’t learn(2) any language because when it comes to numbers, there will always be a point where I will be reminded of an association or a sinner, I can’t enjoy nature without thinking about Dongbaek’s EGO, these flowers(hana) sure are nice, but wait is that a Hornet? Animals are banned, especially the ones that start with R. I can’t play other gachas besides limbus, I went to play Honkai and I saw there was a Kafka banner, so I logged off and went to Arknights, waiting as my assistant was.. you guessed it, Kafka, so I made the daring decision to go to the base and OH MY AYIN THEY HAVE A CONTROL DEPARTMENT, so I quickly went to change my agents, I mean operators and there he was, Mr Nothing. The phrase Nothing there triggers me like a lobotomized Agent so I shut down my phone. I went to play Devil May Cry, but couldn’t get past the introduction. I can’t see legs without thinking of blue star. I can’t write without thinking wow I’m making a key page! I can’t read to-do lists, but I also can’t read in general. I can’t think about myself because that would make me an egoist. I also can’t watch blue lock now that I think about it.. Colors are banned, but also black and white because that would be similar to T corp. so I have to just close both eyes (Angela reference?), and embrace the fear, and break the cycle. I can’t watch Ishmael porn anymore because if something is CENSORED I have a panic attack, cardiac arrest? More like Fervent Beats. I must E-endure… MY OWN BRAIN PRODUCES ENKEPHALIN ghghgh gigigig I only wanted peace, but after listening to the voices this City better Brace Up, for today a star shall rise

          Wiš’adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥

            Started out as Showmaker’s Ksante copypasta from LoL, the copypasta has been adopted to fit Wiš’adel from Arknights.

            Wiš'adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥 Hits Air ✈️ Stuns 🚫 50s Cooldown 🕜 Stores bullets 🔫 Has summons 👥 3500 HP 💪 600 DEF 🛡️ Deals Arts Damage 🪄 Slows 🐌 Gain camouflage when summons are on field 👌 Skill 3 revives summons 🪨 
            Pepe 🐸 Hammer 🔨

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Burnice.

              Burnice copypasta

              Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Burnice from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Burnice. I try to play Soldier 11. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Grace. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Burnice deals more damage. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Burnice. I want to play Jane Doe, Caesar. They both want Burnice.

She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I ride bikes for her. I give her the BP W-Engine. She isn't satisfied. I pull Sharpened Stinger. "I don't need this much buildup" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lucy & her pigs and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with my signature W-Engine."

I can't pull for her sig, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs ze flammenwerfer. She says "Hans, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, quick Fire Anomaly buildup and Burn. What a cruel world.