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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


My name is Ken Amada.

    My name is Ken Amada. I'm 13 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Tasumi Port Island, where all the tall buildings are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Shadow Operatives, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
    
    I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
    
    I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    Based on the ‘My name is Yoshikage Kira‘ pasta


    Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to.

      Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to. 
      
      Adding black people to that world kinda defeats the point. 
      Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to, adding black people to that world kind of defeats the point. 

      Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise

        As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
        I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
        Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
        Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
        
        But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
        She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
        And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
        Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
        
        I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
        As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
        I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
        On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
        
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        
        Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
        I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
        So I gotta use National teams now
        Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
        
        I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
        Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
        I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
        Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
        
        Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
        I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
        I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
        The way things is goin', I need more
        
        Tell me why Xiangling
        Is so OP
        I can vaporize
        With no ICD
        
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        
        Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
        Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
        Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
        What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
        
        They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
        Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
        I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
        So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
        
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
        
        Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
        Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
        
        Tell me why Xiangling
        Is so OP
        I can vaporize
        With no ICD

        “Berserk readers have no reading comprehension”

          Berserk copypasta
          “Berserk readers have no reading comprehension”
          
          This statement pisses me off a lot because it’s usually done by the r/berserklejerk community where they criticise the posts on the main sub for being stupid but they’re really just posters from r/berserklejerk trolling on the main sub. Also they act like a bunch of self-entitled cunts and look down on us. Just because some people struggle to understand Berserk doesn’t mean you should judge them for it and not everyone can read and write you know. Also, how are they going to call us stupid when all they do is post the same Donovan, Rape Horse, nuts and Cosco and Griffussy memes while they leech onto content from the main sub like a malnourished infant suckling onto the sagging teat of their starving mother. If anything they’re the ones that are stupid. That sub exists for a reason don’t post on this one.

          Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

            Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Ahhhhh... aa... a, aahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Loli Ui Ui Uiiiaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ahh sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! You smell so good...sniff sniff Nhaah! I wanna sniff sniff loli Shigure Ui-tan's short blond hair! Sniff sniff! Aaaa!! Wait, no! I wanna fluffy fluffy you! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy your hair! Scratchy scratchy fluffy-fluffy!...hug hug hugggs!! Ui-tan was cuuuutteeee! AaaAA!...AAA...AhAaAAAA!FaaAAAnnn!! I'm so glad you were born loli Ui-tan! AaAAAAA! Cute! Ui-tan! Cute! AhAAAA! You're cute when you're embarrassed...Noo00000!!! NyaaAAAAAAAN! GyaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GahhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA! Illustrations are not real! Oh wait...but the virtual world is also...U i l s N o t R e a l? NyaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! UwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA! GetchaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!! Noooooooo! HaaaaaaaaaaaAA AAAAAN! aaaaaaaaa!!!!!AAA...AhAǝAAAA!! Dammit! Fuck! I give up! I give up on the real...world...eh?! She's...? Ui-chan is looking at me through the stream? Ui-chan is looking at me through the monitor! Ui-chan is LOOKING at me! Loli Ui-chan is looking at me!! The Ui-chan on the screen is TALKING to me!!! Thank god...This world is not as bad as I thought! Yahhoooooooooooooo!!! Ui-chan is with me! I did it, Kenmochi!! I'm fine on my own!!!! Ah, loli Ui-chaaäääääääääääääaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaNnnn!!! AaaaaaaaNnnn!!! Noooooooo00000000000000000!!!! AhAnAAhAAnaAaaA!!!! AaAAaaaAAaaaa! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! UUUuuUUU!!! May my feelings reach Ui!! May my feelings reach loli Ui!

            The original copypasta was for Louise

            How to make a real life functioning Akiha sex doll.

              Akiha from FateGO
              Okay here's the mashup of my thoughts on how to make a real life Akiha (By the many of these steps work for Kishima Kouma too, if you swing that way):
              
              So with Fujino, the biggest issue is the voice, since the sex toy already exists. This time since we'd do the exact same thing but with Shino Shimoji or Hitomi (I personally prefer Shino but Hitomi has voiced hentai so it would be easier to make her lewd speech sound good) we don't need to worry the voice anymore.
              
              Instead the issue is her pussy and hair. Akiha's main power is to: 1. give and take heat and 2.change the color of her hair while giving and taking heat from there too.
              
              So the first issue. While there exists holes with warmers attached to them, unfortunetly there exists no active cooling sex toy, or one that can do both (lube doesnt count). And so my solution is to use peltier coolers. By surrounding the vagina portion with peltier coolers before putting into the Akiha doll, we can both heat and cool the hole by simply reversing voltage. We just need to be careful to use temperature resistant silicone so that our Akiha (and us) dont catch on fire. We can even give the llm control of the coolers so that "Akiha" can be the one to decide whether to freeze or burn the shut out of your genitals. Combine that with the hot and cool lube (which is easy to get since it actually exists) and I think we have a wonderful Akihaussy.
              
              The harder part is her hair. Now I'll be completely honest with you, I'm personally a dom, and I actively dislike femdom. I prefer two thing, either I'm the dom and she the sub, or even better, we're both tops and are having the most intense competive intercourse with some mutual domination loss and ryona to spice it up ocassionally (This my personal favorite). And so when I think of fucking Akiha, I think of railing my woman like Nanaya. With that said, I know that most of my fellow Akiha fans like their sister domming them, stepping on them, and using her hair to get them off, and while I dont understand it, I respect them for it so this is for them.
              
              Right now while its not impossible to get a wig which can change colors, it not really that common. Combine that with the fact that said hair cant move or heat up/cool down, this is another engineering issue for us. My solution to this: we make our own wig out of conductive materials. Because we won't see her scalp, we'll make her scalp out of peltier coolers like before. Her hair will be made with either extremely thin aluminum which we source from wires or nickel-titanium alloy (more on that later). This way the conductive material will transfer the heat and cooling from the scalp giving us the effect we want. If we use nickel-titanium we can even make the hair move as we heat and cool it. Last but not least is the color changing. Because the hair is made of metal this is easy since we can use automotive paint. These for custom paint jobs its easy to get thermal sensitive paint which is different colors at different temps. We'll for not simply choose one which is black while cool and red while hot.
              
              And thats how you make your realistic Akiha. I hope that helps you in some way!!!