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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I really love Nilou. Like, a lot.

    Nilou copypasta
    I really love Nilou. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal dance for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Nilou.

    Original copypasta was for Nanahira


    I want Demi-fiend to fuck me

      Demi-fiend from SMT copypasta
      I want Demi-fiend to fuck me so hard.
      
      Just imagine it. Going to bed after a long trip through the Vortex World. Not even having to take off much clothing, seeing as he's already showing off his sexy muscles. Unzipping his tight pants and seeing his huge tattooed cock swing out fully erect. Gently touching it and seeing it throb with hot black sticky demon precum. Putting it in my mouth and just going ham. Seeing his tattoos change glow in pleasure. Them him just grabbing me by the hair and pulling me all the way in as the cum fills my tummy.
      
      Putting me on the bed and preparing my ass for the upcoming. Then him ramming his whole dick in there in one go. Scraping it and hitting it nonstop. Using me as a sperm dump. Filling my ass full. Hitting me so hard that I can't sit for a week.
      
      Then him shoving his whole fist inside and Deathbounding inside my ass, destroying my insides. Making my asshole all bloody and drooling with Magatsuchi. Summoning Mara to stretch my ass, which then cums inside too to create a Vortex World inside my ass. Then Demi-fiend just straight up Gaea Raging me and making my whole body tear apart oh my fucking god so hot I get hard just thinking about it~
      
      Then him summoning some demon lolitas to eat my remains oh fuck yes

      Shin Megami Tensei – Oni

        Oni from Shin Megami Tensei (SMT)
        I have never beaten Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne. I can’t beat Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
        
        It all began the first time I got to Ikebukuro. I finally defeated the matador by buffing retards so he’d kill them instead, and when I finally reached the town I was greeted by the biggest, manliest demon I’ve ever seen: Oni.
        
        Oni is perfect. Those crimson abs, gigantic, powerful biceps that could snap your spine in half, and small beady eyes. It took every bit of willpower that I had to power through the Mantra HQ and continue with the game. But then later came the Ikebukuro tunnels.
        
        Immediately knowing that I was going into a dark tunnel complex with four big, strong Oni lurking around got me super aroused. I was sweating buckets, my hands clamming up and my Captain America underpants were getting tight. When I ran into the first Oni down there I completely lost myself. When it attacked me, I couldn’t bear to attack back. I just wanted to let myself be brutalized and taken deep into the tunnels by these 4 big manly demons, never to be seen again.
        
        God, I could just imagine it. My battered body being thrown over the thug’s shoulder and carried for hours to the deepest point of the tunnels. Being roughly hurled to the ground as all 4 of them whip out their giant, red floppy dongs and let loose a torrent of warm, golden liquid all over my bare, bruised buns. Relieving themselves completely all over me, leaving me helpless in a growing pool of their glorious golden nectar. Coming back time and time again to pee on me, using me like a cheap magatsuhi battery.
        
        To this day I have never gotten through the tunnels because I cannot muster the willpower to willingly escape these obscenely sexy demons.
        
        I need help, r/megaten. How can I complete Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, when every fiber of my being begs me to end my journey through the vortex world being showered in Oni pee and surrendering all my magatsuhi?

        I will impregnate Asa Mitaka

          Asa Mitaka copypasta
          If Denji impregnates Asa I will self insert as Denji If Yoshida impregnates Asa I will self insert as Yoshida If Kishibe impregnates Asa I will self insert as Kishibe If War impregnates Asa I will self insert as War
          
          I want Asa to give birth to me, I will impregnate Asa and then I will do it again until she gives birth to me.
          
          I love her so much guys I hope she is vegan (I'm vegan)
          
          I fucking hate all of you. You guys might be ignorant, ungrateful, unloved idiot cum goblins but you guys certainly aren't a tumour and I am grateful for that. I will impregnate Asa and there is nothing you can do about it.
          
          I will impregnate Asa 200 times per day, I will cum into her again before my initial load has even reached her egg, I will cant stop imoregnating Asa.
          
          I will impregnate Asa until I deplete all bodily fluid and die I will impregnate her untill I fucking die
          
          I will impregnate Asa Mitaka

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi

            What the fuck did you just say about Ayaka?
            What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi, you little hilichurl? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Yashiro commission, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the spiral abyss, and she has over 300 crit damage. She is trained in alternate sprint and she's the top cryo user in the entire Inazuma. You are nothing to her but just another handguard. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies in the Shuumatsuban and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Soumetsu, slime. The Soumetsu that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her elemental skill. Not only is she extensively trained in Kamisato arts, but she has access to the mistsplitter reforged and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what elemental reactions your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cherished your fucking gems. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're embracing your duty, you goddamn idiot. she will Sakura swirl all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

            Based on the ‘Navy Seal‘ copypasta

            My love for Misato Katsuragi

              🍺 My love for Misato Katsuragi 🍺
              
              🌟 She's not just a character, she's my absolute favorite! 🌟
              
              👀 When Misato appears on screen, I can't help but feel my heart race! 👀
              
              🍻 Her love for beer is infectious, just like my love for her! 🍻
              
              💕 Her strength and determination inspire me every day! 💕
              
              🎉 When she dances around her apartment, I can't help but join in with joy! 🎉
              
              ✨ Misato's complexity and depth make her shine like the stars in the night sky! ✨
              
              🤖 Every time I rewatch Neon Genesis Evangelion, my love for her grows stronger! 🤖
              
              💌 Misato, you're not just a character; you've become a part of my heart! 💌
              
              🌈 I'll keep cherishing you forever, my beloved Misato Katsuragi! 🌈