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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


In terms of Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans

    Furina from Genshin Impact
    Hey guys, did you know in term of human male and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? Not only she's on a medium size group making her universally acceptable by either the short king or the big bears, her high HP and Max HP increasing skill would allow you to be as rough as possible with her. With her being the Archon of Water, there's no doubt in my mind that aroused Furina will be incredibly wet, not only that her ability to apply wet status should act similarly like a lubrication allowing you to go straight to the action without getting sore even for hours to end. Her gimmick of switching between offensive and support would allow her to take the role of both submissive and dominant at the same time which you can use to spice up your session. Her ability to heal both you and herself allows you to recover from fatigue or even injury (in certain play). No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility and versatility as Furina did.

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      Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad.

        Silence from Arknights copypasta
        Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
        
        Silence is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Columbian history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
        
        I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
        
        She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
        
        I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
        
        God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
        
        I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Silence’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
        
        I love you, Silence. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Olivia. I'm waiting for you.
        
        I’ll always be waiting for you.

        My name is Ken Amada.

          My name is Ken Amada. I'm 13 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Tasumi Port Island, where all the tall buildings are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Shadow Operatives, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
          
          I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
          
          I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

          Based on the ‘My name is Yoshikage Kira‘ pasta

          Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to.

            Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to. 
            
            Adding black people to that world kinda defeats the point. 
            Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to, adding black people to that world kind of defeats the point. 

            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise

              As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
              I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
              Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
              Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
              
              But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
              She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
              And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
              Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
              
              I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
              As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
              I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
              On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
              
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              
              Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
              I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
              So I gotta use National teams now
              Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
              
              I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
              Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
              I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
              Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
              
              Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
              I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
              I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
              The way things is goin', I need more
              
              Tell me why Xiangling
              Is so OP
              I can vaporize
              With no ICD
              
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              
              Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
              Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
              Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
              What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
              
              They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
              Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
              I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
              So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
              
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
              
              Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
              Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
              
              Tell me why Xiangling
              Is so OP
              I can vaporize
              With no ICD