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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it’s over for me.

    Nihilister from Nikke
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    If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it's over for me. That bag contains nothing but aphrodisiacs, oysters, honey packs, asparagus, banana, artichokes, chocolate, strawberries, figs, chili peppers, puffer fish, sea urchin, freshwater eel, soft shell turtle and countless stamiman spark. Despite how loose her clothing is, I know it grips like the special ed kid holding the class hamster. I need to feel Nihilister body heat turning our bedroom into a steamy sauna. My minimander would feel a heat like no other. I want Nihilister bouncing and moaning on it crazy style. She would also be the type of person to choke me while she rides me HARD. Fire mommy would singe me if I don't hit all of her right spots and I'm ok with that. Since she's a dragon could Nihilister just heat up her womb on command to kill my vapaus ensuring there's no fertilization?


    Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

      Copypasta of Zwei Ishmael

      Its the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company.

      Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa 
      HP254 Defense 55 Defense level ups💪 Tremor gain☝Gains Defense level for tremor📈😈 Draws Aggro❗Has a Clashable Guard😋 and even transforms💫 to Defensive Stance 🛡 Cooldown is 1turn🙏 Tremor burst💥 on all clash wins🙌 Double Defense gain for tremor📈📈❗ Ignore speed🏃 Force clash🗡👊 Unstaggerable🚫 Unbreakable coin🚫 Reduces📉 damage on clash lose😡 S3 Tremor burst💥twice✌and deal 70% more damage💪 Raise Tremor📈 more you raise it📈 S3 damage raises📈again Then there is Coin power+ for Defense level😮 Upto 4⁉ Damage scaling with Defense level😲⁉

      LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED WITH JINHSI NOW

        Its a series of ongoing Wuthering Waves memes featuring the leader of each nation imploring Rover (the protagonist) to breed with the women of their choice. It was inspired by the Redfield bloodline meme where Christ Redfield wants Leon to bang his sister Claire to continue their bloodline.

        Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW

        LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW. THE FUTURE OF JINZHOU DEPENDS ON IT. THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF THIS ONE'S CALCULATIONS HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO SELECTING THE IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE.
DO NOT WASTE THIS CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW, LORD ARBITER.

        Listen kid, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA

        LISTEN, KID, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA, YOU GET BEAUTY, BRAINS, AND A BLOODLINE THAT COMES WITH GLORY AND FORTUNE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE, NOT LIKE THOSE DIRTY BACKWATER SLUM PEASANTS IN JINZHOU, WHO'D SELL THEIR OWN GRANDMOTHER FOR A DISCOUNT ON OLIVE OIL. THE MONTELLI FAMILY? WE GOT HONOR, POWER, AND SUNDAY DINNERS SO GOOD THEY MAKE GROWN MEN WEEP. DO YOU THINK THE JINNYZHOU CAN OFFER YOU THAT? PLEASE. THEIR WINES ARE DOGWATER, THEIR EGG AND FLOUR PRICES ARE JACKED TO THE SKY. DO YOU THINK THEY CAN OFFER YOU A FEAST? YOU'D EAT PLAIN RICE AND BEANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU WANT A QUEEN BY YOUR SIDE AND A DYNASTY BEHIND YOU? MARRY CARLOTTA. YOU WANT A LIFETIME OF HEADACHES AND LIVING LIKE A PEASANT FOREVER? BE MY GUEST- GO BACK TO JINZHOU.

        Return to Blackshores at once. SHOREKEEPER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER

        OBJECTION: CHIEF STEWARD, THIS SYSTEM MUST INTERVENE IN YOUR ERRONEOUS BEHAVIOR. YOU CANNOT CONTINUE YOUR MEANINGLESS AFFECTIONS WITH THE MONTELLI HEIR.
ACCORDING TO THE TETHYS SYSTEM'S FUTURE SIMULATIONS, YOUR OFFSPRING WILL BE WEAK, A PREY FOR THE LAMENT. A DISGRACEFUL FATE FOR THE BLOOMBEARER'S FIGHT AGAINST THE LAMENT.

SOLUTION: THIS SYSTEM HAS DEVISED A FAR SUPERIOR SOLUTION. RETURN TO THE BLACK SHORES AT ONCE. SHOREKEEPER, THE PERFECT BEING, A MASTERPIECE OF RESONANCE, HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER. WITH HER VAST KNOWLEDGE AND UNSURPASSED POWER, YOUR CHILDREN WILL TRANSCEND MORTAL LIMITS. THEY SHALL POSSESS MINDS SHARP LIKE AETHERIC BLADES, FORMS SCULPTED BY EVOLUTION ITSELF, AND WILL NEVER, EVER BE MANLETS, AND WILL RESULT IN RESOLVING THE LAMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

DO NOT FAIL HUMANITY, CHIEF STEWARD. THE TETHYS SYSTEM DEMANDS PERFECTION.

        Lord Arbiter, this one must warn you TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL

        LORD ARBITER, THIS ONE MUST WARN YOU TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL. ACCORDING TO THIS ONE
FUTURE CALCULATION, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE A MANLET LORD ARBITOR FOREVER RIDICULED BY THEIR PEERS. SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE FOR YOUR FUTURE GENERATION.
I IMPLORE YOU TO COME BACK TO JINZHOU, LORD ARBITOR. THIS ONE ALREADY HAND-PICKED THE PERFECT SPECIMEN FOR YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN. THIS ONE CALCULATES YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN WILL BEAUTIFUL LIKE JADE, STRONG LIKE A DRAGON, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT A MANLET.

        Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW

        LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW. THE FUTURE OF RAGUNNA DEPENDS ON IT. YEARS UPON YEARS OF BATTLING THE DARK TIDE HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO PROTECTING THIS IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE. DO NOT WASTE THIS RARE CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW, LORD ARBITER.

        THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW

        LORD ARBITER, HEED MY WORDS. THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW, FOR THE FUTURE OF RINASCITA DOTH HANG IN THE BALANCE. FOR FAR TOO LONG, THE PEOPLE OF RAGUNNA HAVE WAITED FOR THE COMING OF THE BLESSED MAIDEN. IN LIKE MANNER, I HAVE SPENT CENTURIES IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SPECIMEN TO BE THY WIFE, TO UNITE AND GUIDE THIS NATION TO PARADISE, AS IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE PROPHECY. WASTE NOT THIS CHANCE, THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW, LORD ARBITER.

        Castorice deals insane damage 💥 has like 5000+ HP 💖 summons a whole-ass DRAGON 🐉 that tanks for your entire team 🛡️ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER 🌌☄️

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          Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Castorice from Honkai Star Rail.

          So lemme get this straight 🦋💀 Castorice deals insane damage 💥 has like 5000+ HP 💖 summons a whole-ass DRAGON 🐉 that tanks for your entire team 🛡️ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER 🌌☄️ that deletes galaxies??? And then she heals herself 🌿, her dragon 🐲, and can revive dead teammates ☠️✨ even when she's not in the party??? Like bro, what even is balance 😭.

AND on top of all that 🦋💎 she has no F2P LC option 🤑💀 you literally have to pull for her gacha-exclusive one 🎰💰 otherwise you're just coping 🫠. So she's a tank 🏰, a healer 🌿, a DPS ⚔️, a support 🤝, and a necromancer 🪦 all at once while looking pretty as hell doing it??? 😭💜

          Lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku’s body on me

            My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love.