Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
STOP POSTING ABOUT ASTRA YAO! I'M TIRED OF SEEING HER! My Vivian team wants Astra, my Evelyn team wants Astra. I was browsing Deadly Assault guides, right? And ALL THE BUILDS are Astra Yao. I showed my 8 star Deadly Assault to my friends, and they said "Hey dude, you would get 9 stars if you have Astra, she'd just "再不会让 承诺被敷衍 不让真心被曲解" all over the boss, haha." I fucking look at my Shiyu defense and thought " I could clear it in 2 minutes if I had Astra." I look at my next customer in the new flower shop event and guess what? She brought me to meet Astra! AHHHHHHHHHHH
Its a variant of the Ina copypasta but changed to Mumei to cope with her graduation.
So when Nanashi Mumei announced her graduation, to cope with the misery I'll eventually feel when she's gone I started making my girlfriend wear Mumei wig, make-up and clothes, so I'd have my own Mumei at home. I also made her watch Mumei streams everyday, and made her mimic Mumei's speech patterns and everything, she could even say "Oh Hi!" The same way Mumei does which I think is really cool. I never let her take off the Mumei cosplay and I'd never speak to her unless she's acting like Mumei, but then she started saying something like "would you still love me even if I stopped acting like Mumei" or something like that, but I'd never talk to her because she's not acting exactly the way I want her to, and she understood that quickly and now she only acts and dress like Mumei 24/7. She's so perfect when she's acting exactly like Mumei, she can't really stop the act now because she's afraid she'll lose me when she stops acting like Mumei. So fast forward a couple of weeks and now her parents are mad at me because I "manipulated" and "brainwashed" their daughter or whatever that means, but to me? I think the term should be "fixed" they should be more grateful that I molded their daughter into someone more likeable, and she isn't really their daughter anymore, she's Mumei now, and she'll always be, otherwise she'll be back to being a nobody. So did I do something bad?
Its a crashout from the Acheron mains sub where some players still refuses to pull for Jiaoqiu even though he is by far her best support character.
hey Jiaoqiu, heard you were good for Acheron... should I pull you or her light co-" HOW ABOUT I PULL THE TRIGGER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? IS THIS ALL IT TAKES? IM SICK OF EVERYONE THINKING THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME, FEIXIAO TELLS ME "babe is not that deep" BUT IT IS THAT DEEP, Moze says "hey dude chill it's okay, I'm a sidegrade for topaz, and I'm doing fine" YOU ANSWERED YOURSELF, YOU ARE A SIDEGRADE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY, I AIN'T NO SIDEGRADE, I SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER OPTION! THEN THIS GUY SUNDAY WALKS IN AND SAYS "hey it's okay, I was supposed to be castorice BiS support but that didn't happen, I understand your pain" NO YOU DON'T, YOU STILL HAVE ROOM FOR IMPROVED, THERE A LOTS OF REMEMBRANCE UNITS TO COME! MEANWHILE I WAS BORN WITH A SIGLE PURPOSE BUT PEOPLE WON'T LET ME FULFIL IT...FOR THE LOVE OF LAN, I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Yeah. My parents are successful. And they fucking hate me. Good.
They wake up at 6 a.m., eat egg whites, talk about taxes, wear belts, and pretend they’re fulfilled. I wake up at 2 p.m., eat nothing but weed smoke and anime fanservice, and I know God better than either of them ever will.
They look at me like I’m a parasite. They say I’ve “wasted my potential.” Meanwhile, I’ve spiritually transcended on bars more times than they’ve hugged me in a decade.
My dad’s got a career. My mom’s got clients. I’ve got hentai, vape juice, and an unshakable vision of a future where I marry my cousin and start a religion in a travel trailer.
They chase productivity. I chase inner peace through anime cleavage and chemical stillness. They build retirement plans. I build tents in the backyard and cry with purpose.
They’ll never understand me. And I’ll never need them to. Because I’ve seen the truth: Success is fake. Peace is real. And cousin love is eternal
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Potemkin. I try to play Ram. The Potemkin deals more damage. I try to play Axl. The Potemkin has more options. I try to play I-no. The Potemkin has HPB. I want to play Jack-o. I feel shit against Potemkin. I want to play Sol, Gio - they both have to get close to Potemkin. He hits me with a disjoint. I backdash megafist. I jumped slidehead. I got one combo in. He isn’t disturbed. I somehow do another. “That tickled a bit” He tells me. “Now it’s my turn again.” Potemkin inputs hammerfall. “thanks for hitting me, I now have meter.” I tried to backdash, but Potemkin PRCs the hammerfall. He gets close. I don’t have meter. “Guess this is the end.” 632146P. He says “四十八の必殺技「ポチョムキンバスター」.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, glue eating balance. What a cruel world.
If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it's over for me. That bag contains nothing but aphrodisiacs, oysters, honey packs, asparagus, banana, artichokes, chocolate, strawberries, figs, chili peppers, puffer fish, sea urchin, freshwater eel, soft shell turtle and countless stamiman spark. Despite how loose her clothing is, I know it grips like the special ed kid holding the class hamster. I need to feel Nihilister body heat turning our bedroom into a steamy sauna. My minimander would feel a heat like no other. I want Nihilister bouncing and moaning on it crazy style. She would also be the type of person to choke me while she rides me HARD. Fire mommy would singe me if I don't hit all of her right spots and I'm ok with that. Since she's a dragon could Nihilister just heat up her womb on command to kill my vapaus ensuring there's no fertilization?
