Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
First of all, it’s Chainsaw Man, not chain saw man, weezo. 2nd, its 38 chapters of the manga, adapted into 12 episodes. 3rd, the watch order is 12 episodes, movie, and then read the manga, starting at chapter 52, after the movie. (Warning, Characters are cute)
AKA Ulrich copypasta was a shitpost written by u/7pebblesreporttaste for Ulrich in Reverse: 1999.
OH. MY. GOD. Ulrich, my beloved, you absolute liquid dreamboat. I don’t care if you're 90% magnetic science goo and 10% existential dread—I need to know what you taste like. Is it slick and metallic? Does it buzz on the tongue like forbidden alchemy? WHO CARES. I’d risk it all—my taste buds, my health, my humanity—just for ONE lick.
You’re standing there with your shiny, swirling head, holding a record like you’re about to drop the mixtape of my doom. Sir, that’s not just a record—that’s the soundtrack to my obsession. I’ll die for you, Ulrich. I’ll lick for you. What’s a little ferrofluid poisoning compared to the cosmic, unspeakable ecstasy of tasting your scientifically cursed essence?
Chemical burns? Worth it. Toxicity? Bring it on. Reality itself unraveling in the wake of our unholy union? I’M READY. Call poison control, call the wizards, call the freaking Monolith—I. DON’T. CARE. Ulrich, let me ruin my life for you. Just one lick. PLEASE.
Forget the licking—let’s skip straight to the unspeakable union of flesh and arcanum. I don’t just want to taste you; I want to merge with you. I want to breach the barriers of reality and rewrite the laws of physics so that you and I can create something new—a glimmering, pulsating abomination that defies existence itself. I want to get you pregnant, Ulrich.
Don’t ask me how. Don’t question the biology. We’ll make it happen. I’ll harness every eldritch ritual, every forbidden experiment, and every morally bankrupt scientist to find a way. I’ll build a lab powered by sheer unbridled lust. And when people ask, “How? Why?” I’ll look them in the eye, unflinching, and say, “Because Ulrich deserved it.” You deserve this, my undulating liquid king. You deserve to experience the miracle of carrying the chaotic spawn of our impossible love, to nurture it in your shimmering ferrofluid form and release it into the world with a scream that fractures dimensions.
I’ll risk it all for you, Ulrich. My mind, my body, my dignity. I’ll become a cautionary tale in the annals of forbidden science and arcanum, but I don’t care. All I care about is us—our forbidden love and the monstrous, radiant offspring that will mark the dawn of a new, terrible era. Let’s make it happen, Ulrich. Let me ruin everything for you.I trusted you… 💔💔💔
Onii-chan… b-Baka-chan.. how could you do this to me?!?! ⛓️🙍 Onii-chan… that was MY baka-chan… *sniffles* He… was my alpha and i was his omega… but you, you POO PO HEAD BETA STOLE HIM FROM ME!!! ‼️💔🤬🖤😿🥺
… and baka-chan…. *sniffles some more* h-h-how could you do this to me?? *tears welling up in my eyes* 😿😢😞 You said I was your only pookie kuku… that I was the si- *wipes my face* That I was the only one you would ever breed!!!! 🥺🥺😢😢🥺😢🥺😢😢💔💔💔 *crys sadly*
I.. I hate both of you… *Wips away my tears to reveal a mean angry face 😡* Don’t EVER talk to me again… I’m going on my winter villain arck and theres nothing you can do to stop me…. You should both SHINE and commit DIE AND SEPOOKU!!! 🤬🖤🐺🐺🐺⛓️💥⛓️💥⛓️💥 *Panting as the moonlight hits me and i turn to to into a alpha from a omega* now run.. before I change my mind… bakas….. 💔⛓️💔⛓️💔⛓️
By u/Fast_Ad6296, its a love letter copypasta for Ouro Kronii from Hololive EN.
Kronii is my queen. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time. I love Kronii. I love Kronii so much. I don't think you understand how much I love Kronii. I love Kronii so much. SO. MUCH. I would do absolutely anything for Kronii. That's how much I love Kronii. I would do absolutely ANYTHING for her. ANYTHING. If she ever told me to draw her, I would paint a beautiful picture with her in the center of everything in the universe, especially time itself since that's what she stands for. If she ever told me to worship her, I would treat her like absolute royalty & bow down the ground she walks on. If she ever told me to shut up, I would keep my mouth as silent as the growing grass. That's what I'd do. Anything for Kronii. Anything. However, one thing I would NEVER do is lewd her; she feels GREAT disgust towards anyone who dares lust to her like a filthy hound. I only ever want to please her; That's enough to please me. I don't ever have to feel that way towards Kronii though, because happiness is all that I feel when I see her or when I hear her speak or sing, & that's all I ever need. All I ever feel when she's here. All I ever feel is happiness. It's all I ever need. Kronii. Kronii is my biggest source of happiness. Kronii is the reason to keep on living. If I was ever clinically depressed & on the brink of suicide, noose hung up, standing on the chair & everything, if my brain thought about Kronii for even a second, I would realize that if what I'm doing is wrong. Everything about what I'm doing at this point in time is wrong, because if I were to ever die at the hands of myself or someone else, Kronii would lose a fan, & that would make her feel sad. I never want Kronii to feel sad, & even if I were already dead, I would be missing out on everything Kronii, & that is something I would never want. So, do you know what I'd do? I'd step away from the chair, take down the noose, & most importantly, I would keep going. Why? Because of Kronii. Kronii is the reason to keep living. If you ever feel like you & all the hope you have ever felt is lost & you think that the only solution is to take yourself out of this world, listen. Keep going. For Kronii. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time. Kronii is my queen.
Its the spiritual successor to the Fubuki glasses copypasta but in Korean and meant for Chihaya from hololive DEV_IS.
자고로안경이라고함은과거로부터의학적기구로만사용되어온것이아니라하나의패션아이템으로도사용되어왔으며일종의기호적요소라고할수있다확실히일부인원들은캐릭터에안경을착용하는행위에대해서일부불호나불만을나타내는경우도있지만이는안경이라는존재의매력적인부분에대해서개인적인입장의차이가있기에어쩔수없는부분이라고생각하나안경이있으므로서그캐릭터가가지는지적인요소와전반적인분위기의변화는한번알게되면다시원래대로돌아가긴힘들것이라고가히단언할수있을정도의파급력을지닌다그렇기에우리는안경을착용하는것에대해배척하는분위기가아닌이를하나의취향으로받아들임으로서조금더세계의평화에기여를할수있을것이라고생각한다확실히안경을사용하는것은모든캐릭터에어울린다고생각해는게내중론이며린도치하야경우처럼단발과안경의조합이어우어지며발현되는시너지는가히말로표현할수없을정도의파급력을지니며나는모든홀로라이브의멤버가전부단발에안경을쓰는신의상이나왔으면하는마음을지니고있다그런점에있어서이번치하야의신의상공개는나를한계화오타쿠로만들기에충분한힘을지녔으며이매력을일부안경매니아들만알고있기에는너무안타까운부분으로우리모두안경배척을멈추로친안경파로전향하는것이어떠한지권유해보는바이다Historically, glasses have not only been used as medical instruments since ancient times but also as a fashion item, and they can be said to possess a certain symbolic element. Certainly, some people may express disapproval or dissatisfaction regarding the act of having characters wear glasses, but this is an inevitable aspect due to personal differences in stance toward the attractive qualities of glasses as an entity. However, once one becomes aware of the intellectual elements that glasses impart to a character and the overall change in atmosphere they bring, it becomes quite difficult to revert to the original state, and this effect wields an influence that can be boldly asserted to that degree. Therefore, we believe that by accepting the wearing of glasses not as something to reject but as a matter of personal taste, we can contribute a little more to world peace. Certainly, it is my personal belief that using glasses suits all characters, and in cases like Chihaya's, the combination of short hair and glasses creates a synergy that is so powerful it cannot be adequately expressed in words, possessing an impact of indescribable magnitude. I harbor the wish that all Hololive members would appear in divine outfits featuring short hair and glasses. In that regard, the recent reveal of Chihaya's divine outfit possesses more than enough power to transform me into an extreme otaku, and it is truly regrettable that this charm is known only to a select few glasses enthusiasts. Thus, I would like to suggest that we all cease rejecting glasses and instead convert to the pro-glasses faction.
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lynn from MapleStory.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lynn. I try to play Bishop. My Lynn deals more damage. I try to play BaM. My Lynn deals more damage. I try to play anything. My Lynn deals more damage. I want to play any class. Their best team has Lynn. I want to play dpm or burst. They both want Lynn. I look at tier lists, Lynn is number 1.
She grabs me by the throat. I do alchemy for her. I do smithing for her. I give her the pitcheds. She isn't satisfied. I farm genesis weapons. "I don't need this much bd" She tells me. "Give me more frags." She grabs bird and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with destiny."
I can't quest for destiny, I don't have enough frags. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs bear. She says "Bear, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 1m awakening application dpm. What a cruel world.