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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?

    Uhhhmmm, g- guys? I have a little favor to ask, and I promise it won't take much of your time. Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?

You see, my mom checks my phone every now and then (she's a bit of a gap youkai parent), and she already took it away once. It was really not fun, and she even went as far as blocking my favorite YouTuber, Dream, on our home network. I really don't want that to happen again, and I'm sure you guys can understand.

O- on a lighter note, can we talk more about My Little Pony and bronies? They are so cool, and I think we can all have a great time discussing our favorite characters, episodes, and fan theories. Plus, it's a topic my mom would be totally fine with, and I know many of you love MLP too!

So, to sum it all up, please let's stop sending lesbian touhou porn, and try to focus on more kid-friendly topics like My Little Pony and bronies. I really appreciate your understanding, and I hope we can keep having fun in this awesome subreddit!!!

    I’m sick of Ruan Mei

      Based on the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Ruan Mei. I try to play Tingyun. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play pela. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play Bronya. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I want to play Jingliu. Her best team has Ruan Mei. I want to play Kafka, Topaz. They both want Ruan Mei.

She grabs me by the throat. I babysit creations for her. I kill an emanator for her. I give her S5 memories of the past. She isn't satisfied. I pull Past self in mirror for her. "I don't need this effect if my ult will still take 4 turns" She tells me. "Give me any 5% err planar ornament set." She grabs my sustain and forces them to receive every point of damage from enemies. "You just need an err rope. I can do a 3 turn ult rotation without external energy sources."

“Pull e1” she says. I can't pull e1, I don't have enough Stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Ruan. She says "Sound lingers." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, 68% damage boost, 50% weakness break efficiency and 25% res pen. What a cruel world.

      WAH INI DIAAAAAA SISTEM ALAT TEMPUR MUTAKHIR DARI KOREA

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        WAH INI DIAAAAAA SISTEM ALAT TEMPUR MUTAKHIR DARI KOREA YANG DAPAT MEMPORAK-PORANDAKAN KETAHANAN IMAN SENSEI-SENSEI 😭😭😭😭😭!!!

APABILA KALIAN PERHATIKAN 👀 NIH YA GAYSHH, BIBIT BEBET BOBOT DARI SEORANG GADIS 😱😱😱 BERNAMA KISAKI ITU MEMANG DICIPTAKAN SEBAGAI SALAH SATU BENTUK KESEMPURNAAN ILAHI!! ITU LAH MENGAPA DUNIA INI KERAS
        WAH INI DIAAAAAA SISTEM ALAT TEMPUR MUTAKHIR DARI KOREA YANG DAPAT MEMPORAK-PORANDAKAN KETAHANAN SYAHWAT REPUBLIK INDONESIA 🇮🇩🇮🇩 😍😍😍😍😍!!!!

APABILA KALIAN PERHATIKAN 👀 NIH YA GAYSHH, SECARA ONDERDIL 👙 BIBIT BEBET BOBOT DARI SEORANG COWOK 😱😱😱 BERNAMA REO ITU MEMANG DICIPTAKAN SEBAGAI SALAH SATU BENTUK KESEMPURNAAN ILAHI!! ITU LAH MENGAPA DUNIA INI BEGITU KEJAM, KARENA DUNIA DICIPTAKAN SEIMBANG DAN INI LAH KESUCIAN ALAM YANG BEGITU RANUM DAN SEMOK UNTUK MENGIMBANGI KERASNYA DUNIA FANA!

ADUHHHHHHHHHHH ADUHHHHHHHH  HAMIL GAK LUUUUU 🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰 !!!!!!!!!!! ANJINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵!!!!!!!!!!!! BREKETEK WEKEWEK WEK HYAHHHH JURUS POMPA HAMIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!!!

        DDLC I’ve come to make an announcement

          The DDLC copypasta originated from the Eggman’s Announcement copypasta that was based on an old Sonic meme video.

          Natsuki: “ive come to make an announcement, Yuri Doki Doki is a bitchass motherfucker, she pissed on that fucking poem, thats right, she took her sticky fuckin creepy pen out, and pissed on that fucking poem. And she said it was “this yellow” and i said “thats disgusting” so im making a callout piece on the tsundere paper. Yuri Doki Doki, youve got a small poem. Its the size of this wallnut except way smaller. And guess what? This is what my poem looks like. Thats right baby, all poem, no fried squid, no gentle door openings, look at that, it looks like two manga and a literature. She stabbed herself, so guess what? IM GONNA STAB THE CLUB. Thats right, thats what you get: MY SUPER LASER POEM!! Except my dad is not gonna beat me, he’s gonna go higher, HES BEATING THE MOON! How do you like that Monika? HE BEAT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRROPLLLLLLETS hit the poem, now get out of my sight before she pisses on you too
          I've come to make an announcement. Yuri is a psychotic yandere wannabe! She pissed on her poem! That's right, she shoved it right into my hands with blood stains, piss marks and everything. She said she loved me THIS MUCH.

And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Yuri, your love for me is totally lust. It's like Claude Frollo's relationship with Esmeralda except WAY more lustful. And guess what, here's what true romantic poetry looks like:

That's right! All passion, no profanities, no manipulation. Look at it, it's marital love and full commitment!

She contaminated my skin so guess what, I'm decontaminating this club. That's right this is what you get! MY ANTI-ROMANCE BLEACH! Except I'm not just cleansing the club. I'm gonna go higher. I'm cleansing the GAME SCRIPT!

How do you like THAT Monika? I removed all romance elements from the GAME SCRIPT, you yandere! You have 24 hours until the changes become permanent. Now get out of my sight, before I mess with your personalities too!

          Overlord Ainz-sama

            Ainz Ooal Gown
            Yesterday I was looking browsing through Walmart on my mobility scooter(a Divine equipment). And I came across a model of a skeleton but something just seemed off about it then I realized what’s wrong. It had a almost uncanny resemblance to Ainz-sama. And something clicked inside of my mind. THAT BITCH, God has stolen the great and wonderful designs of Ainz-sama and made his own inferior copy. And guess what?!? He did not even credit the Great Maruyama at all for coming up with the designs of skeletons. And he thought he was so smart that he even traveled back in time before Overlord was made and made everyone believe that he was the creator of skeletons. But I, with my infinite intellect know far better who the original creator was. So I quickly grabbed some chicken tendies(a powerful regen item), honey mussy( another item that is used with the chicken tendies would boost its effects) and choccy milky( stamina and speed potion). And I casted a 8 th tier magic on my mobility scooter to speed it up. And I quickly drove my way to the nearest Church.

I confronted the priest asked him to tell God that I know where he got the ideas of skeletons from. And that he better credit Maruyama for his ideas. But he dared had the gall to call me INSaNE?!?? And that God invented it before Maruyama. I then tried to counter by saying God traveled back in time to make it seem like he made it first but that priest just dismissed me. Now thoroughly enraged and knowing priest is also involved in this. I know what I must do, I must defeat all enemies of Ainz-sama even god himself. I let out the Cry of Banshee dealing damage to everyone around me. The priest tried to push me, I laugh as how could a measly level 50 priest best I a level 500 pounds in strength. This where he made his fatal mistake by coming closer the priest entered the range of my Pestilence Aura a passive ability that does poison damage to those around me. When he took a breath he reeled back in horror at my power, saying, “You smell like absolute shit” or “I gonna be sick”. He tried desperately to cast holy magic to purify himself but he was too late. During that gap in time a managed to cast my super tier spell ( Steel Rampage) directly running him over with my mobility scooters Defeating him in a single move. The people around where stunned by my show of force and quickly retreated some calling for help. Satisfied with my victory. I Went on my way to my lair to try to comprehend the greatness of Ainz-sama.

But that was not be, it seemed that priest had some friends. Two high level beings called ‘police officers’ were trying to capture and punish me. I tried to defend my actions saying God dare to disgrace such a holy work like Overlord and I had to get revenge. But they had none of it, then something that makes by blood boil with rage till this day, one of them said…, “isn’t it that gay shit called anime?”. That is it… I felt nothing then a boiling ocean of rage washed over me. THeY DARE!??!??!? Call me a “fat retard”, “looser”, “pedophile”, “anime fag”, I can take that but I cannot let them show such disrespect to Overlord. I originally wanted to resolve this peacefully as I am someone with a gentle heart but I cannot them say such a thing and get away with it. I let out a war cry again casting ( Cry of Banshee) and expanded my Pestilence Aura by shitting myself. I reached into my pants and grabbed globs of toxic fireballs a 8 th rank spell. And started launching it at them one of them managed to dodge but the other wasn’t so lucky. As I hit him right in the face. He immediately fell to the floor screaming,”Oh god it fucking burns” or “it’s in my mouth”. The other one seeing his ally in such a state immediately called for help. Here I casted my super tier spell (Steel Rampage) but I made a fatal mistake. Some toxic fire balls got into the wheels of my mobility scooter and I slipped and fell out of it. Now without my divine item, my movement speed fell back down to almost zero and I layed on the hard pavement and realized I just lost.

The cops managed to arrest me but they needed a high level item called a forklift to capture me. And sent me to the world called Prison for a day where I was released because I was “ mentally retarded”. Now here I am in my coom cave sobbing. I have realized something, us Overlord fans are a oppressed group of people. God stole the hard work of Maruyama and when I seeked retribution I was met with a harsh slap. We will be silenced no longer!!!!!!! We need to spread the mistreatment and oppression of Overlord fans. We will no longer be victims of society!!!!