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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I’m sick of Chixia

    Chixia from Wuthering Waves

    Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but switched to Chixia from Wuthering Waves and the context has been swapped to how mid she is.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Chixia. I try to play Mortefi. Gatcha gives me Chixia. I try to play Danjin. Gatcha gives me Chixia. I want to play Yinlin. I lost my pity because I kept getting Chixias while fishing for Mortefi. I just want S4 Mortefi or Danjin. I've gotten nothing but Chixia and off banner weapons for 10 of my 28 pages of pulls.
    
    Chixia grabs me by the throat. I don't level her at all because she's bad. She isn't satisfied. I won't even unequip the grey weapon she came with. "Level me and I'll stop showing up in your pulls" She tells me. "Check Prydwen, DPS is only 20% less than Calcharo's now that I'm S5" She grabs my entire 5 star roster and benches them "Ignore that I'm single target only, the damage numbers are okay"
    
    I can't pull anymore, I'm out of Astrites and I still want Yinlin. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the rate up and says “Drop another off banner 4 star weapon” There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but wasted pity for a mid 4 star carry. What a cruel world.

    Trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves

      I won’t go through my whole backstory, but once my insomnia started it was hard to sleep. 8 hours becomes 4, 4 becomes 2, and soon I’m getting anger issues throwing shot glasses at the bartender for cutting me off. I can’t even go to half the bars in my town because I’ve been thrown out of them all.
      
      Anyway, a couple days ago I saw Wuthering Waves in youtube and everyone was saying that it was the Genshin Killer. Ever since then i waited days for it to release and now, after just playing the 30 minutes of the game earlier, I finally have a good nap rest i haven't had for years. So for the others out there who are having trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves, give it a try, just read some dialogue and lore for a couple of minutes and you will never have to experience trouble sleeping again. 

      Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

        Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

        Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand 🎨🖌️
        
        Rub rub rub rub
        
        Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint 🖌️⚪🔴
        
        Rub rub rub rub
        
        Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layers🥛🖌️
        
        Rub rub rub rub
        
        You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? 🖌️🪣
        
        Rub rub rub rub
        
        What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭
        
        collapses on the ground
        Breathe in
        
        UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE ARMPITS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😋😋😋😋😋��😋😋😋😋 lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE SIDEBOOBS!!!!! I WANT TO SEE AND SQUEEZE YOUR CUTE TUMMY TOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA????? CORRECTION NEEDED CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
        Uohhhhhhhhh Maki-chan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seducing an adult is a very serious offense 💢💢👺👺👺. I'll correct you lightly this time, you might even enjoy it. You might have not heard about this but there is a technique in spray painting and body painting that allows for the painting of the inside of the body 😭. It isn't very versatile since it can only paint in a white palette, but it is interesting isn't it? You'll be enrolled in an extended course on this technique with me Maki-chan 😭 until you learn to dutifully obey authority uohhhhh.
        
        SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH 🎨🥛 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨
        
        😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

        I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project.

          I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame 

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of HTB.

            Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Harmony Trailblazer (HTB) from Honkai Star Rail.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.
            
            HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."
            
            I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.
            
            gets ran over by the astral express

            MISONO😆😆MIKA😆😆 17YO 🦍 85 480 HP ❣️ 7372 ATK💪

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