Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I am a Canadian who dreams of moving to Japan. Planning on going there for a working holiday after this this Covid-19 crap is over so I can see what it is like. When I see vlogs of Japan, I absolutely hate it when I see that there are many foreigners living there already. They need to to gtfo, honestly. Like when I go to Japan, I want to be surrounded by actual Japanese people, not people I am trying to escape from. They just remind me of back home and it triggers me a lot. There are too many foreigners in Japan and they need to go home! I hope Japan becomes more strict about this, of course I am a true Japanophile who respects Japanese culture and society, meanwhile these tourists and foreign residents want to destroy and pollute it. They will never become Japanese or integrate. Sad to see Japan going down this route... I am a true Japanophile who can integrate, not like these weebs, sexpats, and obnoxious gaijins. I have a Japanese girlfriend, learn and read about Japanese culture and history, and am learning the Japanese-language. You can bet I am possessive about Japan and I hate seeing these invaders destroying it... gaijin go home!
Ijichi Seika, my one and only, not a day goes by without me thinking of you. Every night, I close my eyes, wishing I could be with you, seeing your endearing smile, staring into those captivating eyes of yours, listening to your soothing voice. But when dawn comes, I am faced with the terrible truth that you are but a fictional character. Reality is harsh, unforgiving, and cruel. How could my love for you, so deep, so fervent, so real, be invalidated by the simple fact that the barrier of reality separates us? I wish with all my heart to wake up from this horrible nightmare known as reality. Oh what I wouldn't give, to be with you, be it just temporarily?
Some may say that Ijichi Seika is but a psychological defense mechanism I developed, to escape the harshness of reality. Other tell me to give up my obsession with Ijichi Seika. But how could I? The thought of giving Seika up is terrifying; for would it not be terrifying? To lose your sole source of joy, the only one you can find solace in?
Oh Seika... Why did you have to have such a wonderful personality? Why did you have to be so beautiful? Why did you have to steal my heart? If only you were real... If only the barrier of reality that separates us could be broken... Nonetheless, I will still love 💛Ijichi Seika💛 with all my heart, soul, mind, and strength, wishing to be with her always.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zhongli. I try to play Thoma. My Zhongli gives interrupt resistance. I try to play Kirara. My Zhongli gives interrupt resistance . I try to play Baizhu. My Zhongli gives more shield. I want to play C0 Neuvilette. His best team has Zhongli. I want to play Hu Tao, C0 Arlecchino. They both want Zhongli.
He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give him Black Tassel. He isn't satisfied. I pull vortex vanquisher. "I don't need this" He tells me. "Give me more hp." He grabs 2 hydro for resonance. "You just need to give me more hp. I’ll handle interrupt resistance."
I can't pull for yelan or furina, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs a meteor. He says "I will have order." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, interrupt resistance. What a cruel world.
I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.
Topaz is just perfect. Every single thing about her is admirable. Her cute and small face, her brilliant eyes that resemble gems, just like her name, her short and beautiful silvery and silky hair, adorned by taints of red that fit just so perfectly, her small hairpiece that makes it so her hair stays perfectly tidied... What is there not to love? Plus, her attitude is just lovable. How funny she is, the way she speaks and conveys all emotions, how she always seems to be having fun...
And I haven't talked about her body. It's just impeccably perfect. Her big and round ass that I'd want to have on my face 24/7, the perfectly sized breasts that can be somewhat seen from her outfit, her slim and curvy shape that evokes that sense of sensuality... Everything just fits perfectly. And her thighs? OH MY FUCKING GOD. DON'T GET ME STARTED. THE MOLE. AND THE STRAP. OH MY FUCKING GODNESS. As if her thighs weren't perfect enough. So plumpy and meaty, I just want to have them on me at all times. I want to bury my head in there and die from asphyxiation, just so that I get to have those thighs close to me. I'd constantly stare at the mole and get jealous that I'm not it or that strap. Just look at her thighs and tell me that the strap isn't working its ass off to hold her massive thighs.
And now, the best part. Her cock. Her big meaty cock. I want to chocke on it while she wraps her legs around my head, consequently being crushed by her thighs. I want to simply please her and be everything to her. I'll be her boyfriend, her husband, her sex slave, her co-worker, her assistant... I'll do everything. And then, when she gets tired and gives me a few seconds of rest, I'll ask her to cuddle with me. I'll rest with her body close to mine, and slowly close my eyes. She'll then start relentlessly fucking me while I sleep, and I'll instantly wake up, only to feel her cock constantly thrusting inside me while she fills me with her seed.
God Achates has the hottest fucking body ever. From that tight phat ass to her flat tummy to her petite chest to her smooth armpits, Achates has everything a fucking neet could ask for. Couple that with the fact that she's religious, you already know there's room for jesus included so there ain't nothing sinful with getting a handful of her tonight cause the Goddess fucking approves. Most of the time I must agree that lolicons are disgusting, but this is a very rare exception that I will make, once in a lifetime like Sozin's comet igniting the firebending and boners of avatar fanboys alike across the nation. Even if you break your dick just thinking about Achates you can't forget she's a healer and can cleanse your broken jimmy of its attack break, and even cast invincibility for extended sessions Best 4 star period, and I even +15'd her so that just goes to show what a great gal Achates is.
