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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I want to become max from brawl stars

    Max from Brawl Stars

    Its the famous Max from Brawl Stars copypasta that started form the official sub.

    Everyday, I imagine that if I am Max from Brawl Stars. I wake up and say "Let's go, come on, zip zip!" I run to bathroom, splash water on my face and say, "In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, whoo!" while looking into the mirror. I have breakfast and say ""This is just the warm-up, right?" my family like "Blud, what are you talking about?" and they think if have I gone crazy. I run around, charging my super and then I deal 1.2k damage to everyone then my dad say "Stop drinking so many energy drinks, how many times should I say to behave yourself!" I run to school and see my teammate at cafeteria, she gets bullied by Kit and Shelly. I say "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" and get countered by their CCs, lost the game, 8 trophies and my sanity. (For love of god who added that feature into game anyway? We already suffering for golds!) I speed to the classroom and my teacher is there too, I decide to gifting apple and orange to him and he responds with "I can't sustain anymore."

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Haikaveh

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Haikaveh, a nickname of the pairing for Alhaitham and Kaveh in Genshin Impact.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Haikaveh. I try to do Alhaitham's story quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Kaveh's hangout quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sumeru event. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sethos' voiceline about Alhaitham and Kaveh. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Alhaitham's voiceline about Tighnari. He just keeps mentioning Kaveh.

They grab me by the throat. I pull for them. I study languages and architecture for them. I listen to “Writing on the wall” both versions 520 times for them. They aren't satisfied. I make content of them. "We don't need this much fan creation" They tell me. "Buy our new merch." They grab Hoyo and force them to collab with KFC. "You just need to make a namecard of us stand next to each other. We can show the world of our love more"

I can't buy the new KFC merch , I don't have enough money. They grab my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab Mehrak. Kaveh says "Mehrak, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, Haikaveh is so canon it make Alhaitham's yume crash out. What a cruel world.

      The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans’ goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices.

        TLDR: Review bombing came after devs wanted to nerf Red Sheet Sinclair & Faust while promising compensation for anyone who pulled for Faust. Asian players livid and send death threats, Western players mostly alright. Nerfs canceled now players who pulled for Faust expecting to received compensation now angry. 

        The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans' goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices. Their constant, arbitrary alterations to core gameplay mechanics while ignoring community feedback entirely reveals them as nothing but deceitful charlatans and heartless profiteers in gaming disguise. What began as a promising title has completely lost its soul to corporate greed - each update now serves as another cash-grabbing scheme. I strongly advise all players to abandon this sinking ship. As for the development team? They'd better watch their backs. Given their shameless exploitation of the player base, I wouldn't be surprised if an outraged player took matters into their own hands someday. Consider this fair warning to the entire company: karma's coming for your unscrupulous business practices.

        My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭

          Anna Yanami is one of the main characters of Too Many Losing Heroines! series. The pasta first appeared as a CN comment in Bilibili and had been translated before posted in r/TooManyLosingHeroines.

          My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭. I can't interact with other girls properly anymore. When I'm having a meal with a girl, I always think, "If only she were Anna, with that cute and innocent expression." When I'm walking a girl home, I think, "If only she were Anna, so we could chat and laugh together on the way." When I'm sitting on her couch, and she says she'll get me a drink, my heart races as I think, "What if she brings out a bottle she’s already drunk from? What if she comes over to tell me about this month's bills and suggests repaying with bento?" Then, the girl comes out wearing a school uniform with four ribbons and asks if I like it. I take out my phone, show a picture of Anna, and say, "Of course, I like Anna the most." She’s simple yet incredibly charming, with that unique cuteness and girlishness of a youthful girl, along with that tsundere attitude that’s both reserved and hesitant. How incredibly adorable and heartwarming! Although Anna always seems reliable, when faced with something she's not good at, she becomes flustered and awkward, her thoughts easily read. Yanami Anna is so cute! When she's with you, her voice becomes higher and softer compared to when she's with other students. Anna is so cute! When she smugly grumbles, "You can't live without me!". Anna is super cute! 😇 Marriage! 😍 Marriage! 😍 I absolutely want to marry her! The thought of having Anna supporting me after marriage, helping to cover living expenses, gives me such peace of mind 😇. If I married Anna, it would be fulfilling three wishes at once: girlfriend 😋, wife 😆, and classmate 🤤, truly the ultimate happiness in life 🤗. Ah, I really want to put a wedding ring on Anna’s finger 🤩, listening to her say, "Do I have to pay for this too? 🧐" while she treasures the ring as a lifelong keepsake, with a blissful expression on her face 🤤.
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          来了😡我这一辈子就是被八奈见杏菜害了😭，没法跟正经妹子处事😭，跟妹子吃饭的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜就好了🤤，有憨憨的表情那种，送她回家的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜多好，能和她有说有笑的回去就好了，坐在她的家里的沙发上的时候，她要是靠过来时给你讲这个月的账单又要拿便当来还怎么办？然后妹子穿着四个蝴蝶结的校服出来了，问你喜不喜欢，你拿出了手机打开杏菜的图片说当然，我最喜欢杏菜了，朴素但又十分耐看有着青春女生特有的可爱和少女感加上怀有情愫半推半就的傲娇，这是何等直击内心的可爱！！虽然杏菜一直给人很可靠的感觉，但遇到自己不擅长的事，还是会不知所措，笨拙又慌张，一眼就能被看出想法的老八很可爱！和你在一起的时候，声音比起跟其他学生面前，音调更高和温柔的杏菜也很可爱！有些得意地“抱怨”着【你根本就离不开我！】的杏菜超级可爱😇！结婚😍！结婚😍！还是踏码的结婚[喜欢]！想到结婚后有杏菜在背后辅佐，补偿着生活的开销，心里就感到非常踏实😇。和杏菜结婚的话，女友😋，妻子😆，同学🤤三个愿望一次满足，实在是人生的至福🤗。啊，好想给杏菜戴上结婚戒指🤩，一边听着杏菜说【这些钱我也要还吗？】🧐，一边看着她把戒指当作一生宝物，一脸幸福的表情🤤。

          Dearest Archer, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself

            Its Zy0x letter to Alercchino when she was drip marketed but changed to Archer from Honkai Star Rail.

            Dearest Archer, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is bone-of-my-sword23, but you can call me Bone. I would love to get to know you better. I am good friends with both Rin and Saber (Sakura doesn't talk much) and have heard wonderful things about you. If you would ever happen to have even an ounce of free time, it would be my pleasure -- nay, my honour to accompany you during that period. I have been known as a hero, of sorts (or a hero of justice, if that sounds better to you) and have been known for my benevolent acts of kindness, generosity, and grace. If possible, being blessed by your presence over the course of the weekend or whenever you happen to be available, would allow us to connect and better learn about each other. We could go to the Fuyuki beaches (I speak Japanese), and swim with the mana dolphins. I have always loved swords, both the blades and the handles, and you are the bone of my sword (the steel of my body (believe when i say the fire of my blood)). I will give you all of my Seele's relics if you so desire. I would be honoured and am eagerly awaiting your response. See you soon!

            Shinonome Ena

              Ena from Project Sekai
              Even before I downloaded the game I always thought Ena was super pretty. But when I downloaded, I got to play it myself, got to see her myself. The first time that I was reading her dialogue, oh my god. I would just press the screen and as the dialogue changed, she would make another cute face, and another, and another. And when I first saw her smile. It was truly a magical moment. Then I read the story. I read all of the Nightcord main story. I watched her self intro. All of her first and second side stories on the Ena cards I own. All the event stories with Ena in it. I know all of the Ena lore. No one knows Ena Shinonome from Project Sekai more than me. Whenever I play Nightcord at 25:00 songs, and I hear Ena’s voice in the song, I lose my shit. How can one have such an angelic and mesmerizing voice? Then I see her dancing. Oh my lord. Every day I wake up and think about Ena Shinonome. I think of that how she was born on April 30th, how she is 158 centimeters tall and how she wears a choker in one of her outfits. When I wake up and open Project Sekai I first go to her profile and admire her beauty. Her beautiful brown hair and eyes. Every day I think of how unfairly everyone treats Ena. I just want to kill her shitass dad. Like man why don’t you put your bulldog face away and treat your daughter with some respect like she deserves. He does not deserve to share a blood bond with Ena. She is absolutely so talented and you have no right to say otherwise because you are a dumbass. Same with Akito. God I just hate Akito Shinonome. I wish to never see his face in my life again. I wish to never hear his voice. I wish for him to be deleted from Project Sekai. He is truly a nuisance to everyone around him, especially Ena and the other members of Vivid Bad Squad. That mf does not deserve to be in the same group as An. An is a goddess. Anyway this is about Ena let’s continue. Another person that does not deserve Ena at all is Mafuyu. Bro you get to sing with Ena Shinonome and talk to her everyday but you are still depressed? Man I would be the happiest person on earth. Yet you still show no emotions with ur brocken ass and tell Ena that her drawings are just “ok” like please shut up nobody likes you. Ena is an amazing artist and I am so proud of her. Her personality is amazing as well. I absolutely love how she can be a softie sometimes, especially towards Mizuki (#mizuenacanon). If she was real I would make thousands of alt accounts just to follow her social media account. I love you Enanan. I wish you could know how happy you make me. I will pull all of her 4 star cards, just you watch. I love Ena Shinonome with all the love I have in my body. She is all I need. Only I deserve to have all her cards. I will buy all her stamps (I only have a few left), and all her covers (almost none left right now). Ena was my favorite Project Sekai character before I started playing Project Sekai, she was my favorite when I first downloaded Project Sekai, she was my favorite when I first played Project Sekai, she was my favorite when I had the game for a month, and today is my 2nd month anniversary of playing Project Sekai and she is still my favorite character in the game. I have never betrayed Ena, she was always my fav Project Sekai character. There is no greater Project Sekai character like Ena Shinonome. I live Ena Shinonome, I breathe Ena Shinonome, I am Ena Shinonome. Be a true Ena fan and then tell me you are an Ena fan. I am the only one who’s worth of Ena Shinonome. No one else deserves her as much as I do. I will protect her with all my love and energy always. I will always doxx Ena haters. I am here for you Ena. I will not let anyone hate you. I am the biggest Ena Shinonome fan. If there are 10 Ena Shinonome fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are 5 Ena Shinonome fans left, I am still one of them. If there is 1 Ena Shinonome fan left in the world, I am still one of them, that one person IS me. And if there are 0 Ena Shinonome fans left in the world, I am dead.