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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I’m sick of Himeko

    Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Himeko from Honkai Star Rail due to her strength in Pure Fiction game mode.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Himeko. I try to play Hook. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Jing Yuan. My Himeko deals more damage. I try not to play Yanqing. I want to play Hertha. Her best team has Himeko. I want to play Jade, Topaz. They both want Himeko. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I syntezise for her. I give her The Day the Cosmos fell. She isn't satisfied. I pull Night on the Milky Way. "I don't need this much ATK" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Robin and forces her to sing in front of the enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Before Dawn." I can't pull for Before Dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her drone. She says "You won't get away." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure infinite Weakness Breaks. What a cruel world.

    My name is Guido Mista.

      My name is Guido Mista. I'm 44 years old. My house is in the southwest section of Naples, where all the slums are, and I have 4 wives. I work as a hitman for Passione, and I get home every day by 4:44 AM at the latest. I smoke 4 packs a day, and I always drink. I'm in bed by 4:44PM, and make sure I get 4 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of cold beer and doing about 44 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping and I stay up until morning. Just like an elderly, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care seek trouble with enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me sadness. Although, if I were to fight I would lose to everyone.

      I’m sick of Verina

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Verina from Wuthering Waves.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Verina. I try to play Calcharo. My Verina deals more damage. I try to play Jiyan. My Verina deals more damage. I try to play Yangyang. My Verina deals more damage. I try not to play Sanhua. I want to play Danjin. But Her best team has Verina. I want to play Yuanwu, Chixia. They both want Verina. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Cosmic Ripples. She isn't satisfied. "I don't need this much ER," she tells me. "Give me more field time." she argues... Why must Verina demand so much from me... The game hasn't even been out for a week yet she's terrorizing me like I owe her my lunch money. Please Verina just take what you get and heal my team, instead of scarring me so much that I can't use you in the endgame, causing me to be oneshot by level 69 Crownless. 
        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Verina. I try to play Baizhi. My Verina does more heal. I try to play Taoqi. My Verina gets more concerto. I try to play S6 Mortefi. My Verina gives more team buff. I want to play Jinhsi. Her best team has Verina. I want to play Calcharo, and Jiyan. They both want Verina.

She grabs me by the throat. I water the plants for her. I tend the garden for her. I give her 5 pc of rejuvenating glow. She isn't satisfied. I give her a 25+ ER echo. "I need more of this" She tells me. "Give me less field time." She grabs Yuanwu and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to tank the hits, while I quickly build concerto with R5 Variation."

I can't pull for R5 Variation, I don't have enough astrite. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She pushed me where the enemies are. She says "Ohno~ my grace of life cooldown is still on." But there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no more photosynthesis energy left. What a cruel world.

        My very mixed experience with Jinhsi

          Source
          I was up at Loong's Crest enjoying my lunch when I saw a figure in the distance skiing down fast from the peak. I looked closer and HOLY SHIT IT'S MAGISTRATE JINHSI. Before I could get a word out, she had already snatched my lotus pastry out of my hands. She turned around with a blank expression and mouthed "no one will ever believe you" before doing a 360 triple backflip down the icy slope and out of sight

          I can’t live without WuWa

            Started as a Roblox server down meme, the copypasta has been adopted to other games whenever there is server maintenance.

            It's been almost 2 hours without Wuthering Waves. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having a severe mental breakdown. I went to announcements to check for a new update but there wasn't any, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, fearing that the maintenance would end when I am at school. I am nothing without Wuthering Waves, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Withering Waves, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Wuthering Waves is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. Wuthering Waves can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again... breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Wuthering Waves is very amazing and I can't lose it.

            uhhhh csm is so confusing

              uhhhh csm is so confusing

i don't know if i'm dumb but csm has gotten reallyyyyyy confusing lately. like i have vols 1-13 and i don't even know if i want them. It's like dead weight dawg 😭🙏🏾 Like quanxi and her harem confused me soo much bruh. Not to mention after aki died (rip dawg, my man is still alive in my heart.) and the chapters after shit got so weird. And when denji ATE makima and said it was an "act of love"! And wtf is asa and yorus situation? Like i seriously don't understand it😭 And the denji hero of hell and pochita 😭🙏🏾 AND CHAINSAW CHURCH!! It's going off the rails bruh. That's way jjba the goat dawg 😭🙏🏾 Araki knows good powerscaling and csm is booty cheek compared. Sorry about this rant. Can someone explain??

edit: sorry if i sound dumb or something, but we should all agree that csm has gotten a lil silly.