Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Its the MoYe copypasta but changed to Alouette from Shadowverse.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Alouette 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ adding Gears to my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning artifacts 💥 TO FUSE INTO MASTERWORK 🥷🙈 AND DEAL 13 TO FACE❗️❗️ 
Written by u/Mashiruko, its the Drident copypasta from YuGiOh but changed to Runecraft class in Shadowverse.
All I ever know what to do anymore is spellboost, it's all I can do. I don't get what swordcraft players are thinking. The other day I summoned Anne&Grea and normal evolved it. Everything has become spellboost to me. There are no other monsters, no spells other than sagelight teachings. The only combo I know is cocytus into dimensional climb. Ocassionally I super evolve Kuon, and I cry a little. I attack the enemy leader for 4 damage. It has become a somewhat of a joke. Anne on turn 5, Kuon on turn 7, I play dimensional climb on turn 9 because I don't have cocytus. I didn't draw an extra Kuon, It's so over. I play seraphic tidings to draw 2 more cards, I play 2 sagelights to heal myself for 8 HP. Opponent plays orchis and puts me at 2 HP and I draw cocytus next turn without dimensional climb. I can't go anywhere without getting a brick hand. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating it said fanfare: Summon a Mimi, Right Paw Hellhound and Coco, Left Paw Hellhound. Necromancy (6) - Give all other allied followers on the field +2/+0. I had to put her down. I sit in my guild hall counting the days, the days we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day where we're able to spellboost without a care in the world without being reduced to 10 hp at turn 5. Those days are false hopes. I haven seen god, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: Enhance (9): Deal 3 damage to all enemy followers. Give this follower "Can attack 2 times per turn." Storm
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Hyacine from Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hyacine. I try to play Phainon. My Hyacine deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Hyacine deals more damage. I try to play Kafka. My Hyacine deals more damage. I want to play Blade. His best team has Hyacine. I want to play Therta, Castorice - they both want Hyacine. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I craft SP chips for her. I give her the The Story’s Next Page. She isn't satisfied. I give her the Herta shop LC. "I don't need to increase allies DMG" She tells me. "Give me more SPD." She grabs Sunday and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Sig." I can't pull for Sig, I don't have enough Jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Little Ica. She says "Ica, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure speed. What a cruel world.
Written by u/h0rizon_, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Sharkry from Girls’ Frontline 2.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sharkry. I try to play Mosin. My Sharkry deals more damage. I try to play Tololo. My Sharkry deals more damage. I try to play Qiongjiu. My Sharkry deals more damage. I want to play Siomi. Her best team has Sharkry. I want to play Vector, Centaureissi - they both want Sharkry. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I pull for her. I give her the Guerno. She isn't satisfied. I pull Planeta. "I don't need this much crit dmg" She tells me. "Give me ATK%." She grabs Ksenia and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Golden Melody." I can't pull for Golden Melody, I don't have enough Collapse Pieces. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She flashes me with her panties. She says "Mina~ Agete ikuyo ☆." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Zoom In buff. What a cruel world.
Written by u/Sylv-012, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Springfield from Girls’ Frontline 2.
I'm so tired of Springfield. I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Springfield. I try to play Colphne. My Springfield gives more healing. I try to play Sabrina. My Springfield gives more damage. I try to play Zhaohui. My Springfield gives more damage. I want to play Florence. Her best team has Springfield. I want to play Nikketa, Tololo - they both want Springfield. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I pull for her. I give her the Arcana. She isn't satisfied. I pull Samosek. "I don't need this much damage" She tells me. "Give me HP%." She grabs Florence's bear and forces it to throw itself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can sustain everything with Radiance." I can't pull Radiance, I don't have enough CP. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She has a gentle smile on her face. She says "Omataseshimashta!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Confectance index buffs all over my allies. What a cruel world. Very unhinged Tweets by Axel Syrios (Vtuber from Holostars) on Daiwa Scarlet from Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
Bro, don’t even get me started on Daiwa Scarlet. You’re talking about a mare so majestic she could make grown men cry with a single hoofstep. People out here acting like she’s just “another horse girl” when in reality she’s a living, breathing testament to peak elegance, raw power, and tsundere perfection.
Daiwa Scarlet doesn’t run races, she graces the track with her divine presence. When she bursts out the gate, time itself slows down to admire the sheer artistry of her stride. Whole stadiums go silent, birds pause mid-flight, and even other horse girls reconsider their life choices witnessing her form. The wind doesn’t blow past Daiwa Scarlet, she commands it to follow her, like the loyal servant it is.
You think it’s a coincidence her mane shines brighter than your entire future? Or that her determination could melt steel beams? Hell no. This mare is built different. When she says “I won’t lose,” it’s not trash talk. It’s the TRUTH. And don’t even get me started on her rivalry with Vodka bro, it’s like prime MJ vs Larry Bird levels of petty beef mixed with respect that makes grown men tear up the kind of legendary back and forth that belongs in the hall of fame.
Daiwa Scarlet could run a marathon backwards in the rain and still finish first while lecturing you about training discipline. She could break every record ever set, trip mid-race, apologize for it, and still win by ten lengths just because fate itself is too scared to make her lose. The sun rises in the east, taxes exist, and Daiwa Scarlet is the LeBron James of horses. Some things are just facts of life.
So go ahead, keep pretending your little fav has a chance. Meanwhile, real ones know there was before Daiwa Scarlet, and there is after Daiwa Scarlet. And nothing will ever be the same.
As a Trainer-san I can't just stand there clapping and cheering like a filthy fucking casual. I gotta give it my all every single damn time, cuz that's what my goat Daiwa Scarlet is doing out there. I can’t let another Haru Urara happen again. That shit fucked me up real bad man. Seeing her fighting so damn hard every race, running her heart out knowing the whole damn world lookin at her like shes Doran at worlds on HLE last yr, and then those tears in her eyes at the finish line while she forces a smile like "It's okay Trainer-san, I had fun at least". Nah shits fucked.
Sometimes life ain't really fair, but that ain't a damn excuse for me to slack. If they're putting everything on the line out there, then who the fuck am I to just sit back and watch? Yeah nah, I owe it to them to go all in too. Every failed gamba skill check, every scuffed speed stat, every RNJesus gacha roll, the responsibility is all on me.
I will always have that memory burned into the back of my head, that damn scamming ass Arima Kinen finish where Haru Urara came in dead last but still looked back at me like fucking Mitsui from SlamDunk in his junkee days, "Did I do good Trainer-san?" and it fucks me up cuz she really believed in me more than she believed in herself. That shit keeps me up at night so hell nah, no more half-assing. No more light hearted cheers. I'm going all in every single time.
Hakuna Matata, Haru Urara, Fuck it, Daiwa Scarlet in 5🏇