Anime

Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I will protect this smile

From Gigguk’s Summer Anime 2016 video where he did a bit on protecting Tsumugi’s smile from Amaama to Inazuma which became a meme.

This smile, I will protect this smile. I will FIGHT YOU for this smile, you will not hurt this smile. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A smile like this can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS SMILE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION. WARS WILL BE FOUGHT, PEOPLE WILL BE SAVED AND CIVILIZATIONS WILL PROSPER BECAUSE OF THIS SMILE. SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SHIELD THIS SMILE FROM ALL HARM THAT MAY COME TO IT, ALL DANGERS IT MAY POSSIBLY FACE AND GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT!

STOP POSTING ABOUT MIKU COMING TO FORTNITE!

Its the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US” meme but changed to Hatsune Miku in Fortnite.

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MIKU COMING TO FORNITE, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MIKU MIKU BEAM! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Miku Fornite stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear Miku HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S HIDING IN MY WIFI" I looked at my penis I'm thinking Miku Miku oo ee oo and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEKU" AA- (bro It's everywhere dude I swear)

Oh my god, guys… I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact.

Oh my god, guys... I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact. I want to impregnate her. I don't care that she's so old that she can't have kids anymore. I will not stop breeding her until her body starts producing eggs again. I want to keep breeding her loose hag pussy until I pass out. I want to fondle her breasts and hear her say "Please stop touching my Citlalin and Itzpapa. I will NOT stop. I want her to stay addicted to alcohol. I want her to come back to our house, drunk and dirty, reeking of piss and alcohol. I will not be able to constrain myself. I want to enter her bedroom after she's been doing nothing but gooning, drinking booze and reading smut for a few weeks without taking a shower. Guys. I can't take it anymore. I NEED to impregnate Citlali.

DO NOT DRAW ANDOU BEING WHITE

Rena Andou from Girls und Panzer copypasta — source

Rena Andou is a supporting character in Girls und Panzer and the joke here is that the characters are basically Japanese playing role-play.

DO NOT DRAW ANDOU BEING WHITE

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! DON'T MAKE HER WHITE!!!! SHE'S NOT A WHIGGA SHE'S A NIGGA!!! SHE'S BLACK!!! SHE'S FUCKING BLACK!!! ONLY OSHIDA AND MARIE ARE WHITE! NOT ANDOU!!! DON'T MAKE HER WHITE IT STOPS MAKING HER SPECIAL!!!! IF SHE'S NOT BLACK THAN SHE'S JUST A BROKE VERSION OF OSHIDA WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS SOME NIGGA WHO IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND HOT HEADED AND OH MY GOD ANDOU JUST USE ME HOWEVER YOU WANT PUNISH ME HURT ME RUIN ME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DON'T BE WHITE LIKE THAT BLONDE HOE AND FATASS CAKE EATER!!! I GOT OFF TRACK BUT JUST DON'T MAKE HER WHITE!!!! SHE NEEDS TO BE FRENCH-ALGERIAN NOT JUST FRENCH!!!! FUCK FRANCE!!!!! LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT IN MY TOWN!!! IT'S ALL DARK!!! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DARK??? RENA ADNOU!!! EVEN GOD AGREES THAT ANDOU MUST BE BLACK!!! NOT WHITE!!!! SO STOP IT!!! MAKE HER BLACK!!!!

DO. NOT. MAKE. ANDOU. WHITE.

I’m sick of Magic Bullet Outis

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Magic Bullet Outis from Limbus Company.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Magic Bullet Outis. I try to play Regret Faust. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Wild Hunt Heathcliff. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Manager Don Quixote. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I want to play burn. The best team needs Magic Bullet Outis. I want to play Captain Ishmael and Blade Lineage Meursault - they both want Magic Bullet Outis. She grabs me by the throat. I save for her. I pull for her. I give her all the SP support passives. She isn't satisfied. I shard Dawn Office Sinclair. "I don't need this much burn count" she tells me. "Give me more magic bullets." She grabs LCCB Ryoshu and forces her onto the bench for the support passive. "You just need to double slot me. I can deal more damage with Magic Bullet E.G.O." I can't pull for magic bullet E.G.O. I don't have enough lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end" She takes aim with her E.G.O. weapon. She says "I remember the day when it offered me the contract." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, AOE dark flame application. What a cruel world.

So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Mutsuki’s wig and clothes

Its the “So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house dress as Pekora” copypasta but changed to Mutsuki from Blue Archive.

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mutsuki's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep, Kufufu~."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Sensei?" He said he's confused, but then his Binah got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his Binah, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mutsuki!" which made me get a Binah myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His Mandrake Extract was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to 💢💢💢 you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his Mandrake Extract off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mutsuki."