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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

In terms of male human and female thiren breeding, Cecilia is the most compatible thiren for humans

    By u/JoeHaydn, its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Cecilia from ZZZ. 

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female thiren breeding, Cecilia is the most compatible thiren for humans? Not only is she in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Cecilia is an average of 5”07’ tall and 96.9 pounds, this means she's large enough to be able handle human appendages, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Cecilia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily breed her for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the moves Step-on-me-mommy, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Lactation and Hydration, both you and she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Thiren comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you h*ld her hand, you can make your Cecilia turn beet red. Cecilia is literally built for human intercourse. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means she can take the mating press all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

    STOP USING K9VS ON MY TURN

      By u/CrawBunny, its satire on the K9VS deck in Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel!

      STOP USING K9VS ON MY TURN

STOP IT. IT'S MY TURN. NOT OUR TURN. MINE. MINE. I HATE INTERACTION, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING A GAME OF SOLITAIRE AND I CAN'T PLAY IF YOU SUMMON A BIG HOT MUSCLY WOLF. HE'S TOO HOT. NO I AM NOT A FURRY SHUT UP. SO PLEASE STOP SUMMONING LUPIS. PLEASE STOP.

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of INCESTO.

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to incest joke brainrot from Zenless Zone Zero.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of INCESTO. I try to post Soldier 11. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Astra. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Anton. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I want to post Vivian. Her best memes have INCESTO. I want to post Ye Shunguang, Ye Shiyuan - they both want INCESTO. It grabs me by the throat. I post more memes about it. I cook for it. I give it more resolution. It isn't satisfied. I install SFM. "I don't need this much effort" It tells me. "Give me more Screen time." She grabs Lucy and forces her to throw the boar off enemies. "You just need to post me more. I can bring in more attention with photoshop." I can't handle photoshop, I don't have enough time or money. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Blender. It says "Blender, melt his PC." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, universal goonery. What a cruel world.

        Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind.

          This is a classic Naruto hate copypasta that came from 4chan all the way back in 2011. The original comment is gone but there are still multiple repost of it across different time. There are also a few variations with minor differences but presumably the first variation here is the original.

          Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It’s a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn’t very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world.
Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
          Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
          Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

So in short, it's the writing, the (admittedly at times spergy and childish) fanbase and its 'mainstreamness'. But the people in /a/ are arrogant contrarians who hate everything that's popular anyways.

          I’m sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product.

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Sandleaf plant in Arknights Endfield. 

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product. I try to use Jincao . My Sandleaf makes more carbon. I try to use wood. My Sandleaf makes more shit. I want to try Yazhen. It's still way more efficient to use Sandleaf. I want to use Citrene - It's still not the best. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I plant for it. I give it my water. It isn't satisfied. I make 5 Sandleaf farms. "I don't need this many farms" It tells me. "Give me more water." It grabs my water pump and forces me to grow more Sandleaf in the farm. "You just need to funnel me more. I can be way more efficient with space." I can't try other plants, I don't have enough Sky Forges anyway. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my originium and makes 10 planters and 5 seeders. It says "More water" There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, efficient space utilization. What a cruel world.
            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Carbon. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Ferrium. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Origocrust. It needs Sandleaf. I want to craft Xiranite components. Their best recipe relies on Sandleaf. I want to make Batteries, Gear Components - they both want Sandleaf. It grabs me by the logistics belt. I farm for it. I make a tons of loops for it. I give it a dedicated grid. It isn't satisfied. I build an Overclocked Grinder array. "I don't need this much processing speed," it tells me. "Give me more raw input." It grabs my power grid and forces it to overload. "You just need to expand the plantation more. I can bind more materials." I can't expand, I don't have enough grid. It grabs my Factory Layout. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs the Shredding Unit. It says "Shredder, process them." There is no hint of sadness in its texture. Nothing but pure, inescapable binding agent bottleneck. What a cruel factory.