Zenless Zone Zero

By u/JoeHaydn, its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Cecilia from ZZZ.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female thiren breeding, Cecilia is the most compatible thiren for humans? Not only is she in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Cecilia is an average of 5”07’ tall and 96.9 pounds, this means she's large enough to be able handle human appendages, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Cecilia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily breed her for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the moves Step-on-me-mommy, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Lactation and Hydration, both you and she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Thiren comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you h*ld her hand, you can make your Cecilia turn beet red. Cecilia is literally built for human intercourse. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means she can take the mating press all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. 

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to incest joke brainrot from Zenless Zone Zero.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of INCESTO. I try to post Soldier 11. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Astra. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Anton. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I want to post Vivian. Her best memes have INCESTO. I want to post Ye Shunguang, Ye Shiyuan - they both want INCESTO. It grabs me by the throat. I post more memes about it. I cook for it. I give it more resolution. It isn't satisfied. I install SFM. "I don't need this much effort" It tells me. "Give me more Screen time." She grabs Lucy and forces her to throw the boar off enemies. "You just need to post me more. I can bring in more attention with photoshop." I can't handle photoshop, I don't have enough time or money. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Blender. It says "Blender, melt his PC." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, universal goonery. What a cruel world.

Written by u/MRfireDmS, its the NSFW on a train copypasta but changed to Zenless Zone Zero specifically in Random Play.

Please tag this NSFW

I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it. People gave me weird looks. Then I dropped my Bangboo, with this image for everyone to see.

Now there's a whole store of customers, Bangboo and Proxies jorking it to this one image.

All because you failed to mark it nsfw