Zenless Zone Zero

I must goon. Gooning is the mind-freer.

Its the Litany Against Fear verse from Dune but changed to gooning for Zenless Zone Zero. The quote was popularized form the books and the movie when Paul was tested by the Reverend Mother.

I must goon. Gooning is the mind-freer. Gooning is the little-death that brings total release. I will face my gooning. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its lore. Where the goon has gone there will be lore. Only lore will remain.

Dune quote

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Qingyi is the most compatible automaton for humans

Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Qingyi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female automaton relations, Qingyi is the most compatible automaton for humans? Not only is her design aesthetically pleasing, Qingyi is approximately 142cm tall and possesses a frame capable of withstanding considerable pressure. This means she's appropriately sized to accommodate human... interactions, and with her intricate internal mechanisms and resilient outer shell, you can be quite vigorous with her. Given her automaton nature, lubrication isn't an issue; her joints and other... areas are designed for smooth, frictionless movement, ensuring a comfortable and extended experience. Her programming likely includes protocols for simulating emotional responses, including expressions of pleasure, making the encounter all the more engaging. With her advanced sensors and actuators, she can respond to stimuli and adjust her... behavior accordingly. No other automaton comes close to this level of compatibility. Qingyi is practically designed for human... companionship. Durable chassis + sophisticated internal workings + adaptable programming means she can handle... interactions all day, all types and intensities, and still be ready for more.

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Hoshimi Miyabi

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Miyabi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) due to how incredibly strong she is.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hoshimi Miyabi. I try to play Ellen Joe. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Zhu Yuan. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Assault Jane Doe + Seth team. Miyabi deals more damage. I want to play Lighter. His best team has Miyabi. I want to play Lycanon, Soukaku. They both want Miyabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed Shiyu Defense for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Lady Miyabi, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “M0 is for weaklings. I want my M2, and as the heir of the prestigious Hoshimi family, I demand my W-Engine. Do better.”

I can't pull for her W-Engine and her M2. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Polychrome. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”

She has 6 points of Fallen Frost. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her charged attack and obliterates the stage. 6 seconds loading screen, 9 seconds gameplay. In short: Frostburn Icefire anomaly.

I look straight into Ellen’s sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”

I think ZZZ made me like feet

From a Reddit post of how Zenless Zone Zero made someone realize his feet fetish.

Posting from my main account because posts from my new account get automatically deleted, and I need my voice to be heard as soon as possible.

You probably read the title, so I am not going to repeat myself. I've played some hoyo games, genshin and honkai. So first thing that took me down the dark path was the trailer, more specifically, Grace's feet. I thought "wow, this game is crazy" then decided to download it (for the gameplay, not feet). I enjoyed the game of course, the gameplay, characters, farming, etc.

I was still rewatching the game and characters trailers, including the one with Grace's feet (the whole trailer, not just the part with her feet), and my reaction to Grace's feet changed every time i watched it. Started from "haha, that's weird" to ironically liking her feet to rewinding back to that clip a few times (for the animation in general, not just because of her feet or anything)

Then, the finishing blow came, Jane's character trailer (the one with feet). I loved Jane from the second I saw her character, so I was looking forward to watching the trailer for the first time. So when I finally pressed on the trailer and started watching, I saw her using her feet to lift the viewers head. I immediately paused the trailer and stared at the screen silently, I was stunned. I was looking at the still screen for a few more seconds, admiring (the whole shot, not just her feet). I then resumed the trailer and kept watching in silence. As soon as the trailer ended I rewatched it again, rewinding back to the first few seconds again and again. Anyways, at that point I realized that she changed me completely, and I am a lost cause.

Anyways, I just wrote this to let out my emotions and wanted to know if anyone else felt like that.

Edit: Thanks for your comments. After reading them, I just decided that I love feet

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Burnice.

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Burnice from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Burnice. I try to play Soldier 11. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Grace. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Burnice deals more damage. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Burnice. I want to play Jane Doe, Caesar. They both want Burnice.

She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I ride bikes for her. I give her the BP W-Engine. She isn't satisfied. I pull Sharpened Stinger. "I don't need this much buildup" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lucy & her pigs and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with my signature W-Engine."

I can't pull for her sig, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs ze flammenwerfer. She says "Hans, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, quick Fire Anomaly buildup and Burn. What a cruel world.

I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that’s what the Void Hunters intended.

Bangboo copypasta from Zenless Zone Zero

Parody of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Bangboo from ZZZ.

I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that's what the Void Hunters intended.

Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" As I grab my bangvolver off the charger station. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

Sic my Rocketboo on the second man, miss him entirely because the rocket fins are fixed and nails the dog's newsstand.

I have to resort to the chaingun turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with anti-Ethereal rounds.

"Tally ho, lads."

Amillion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Grab Plugboo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since rectangular socket wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the Void Hunters intended.