Alright.I know this sounds dumb.
I know waifu decks existed and it's normal for people to be physically attracted to them.Tears, Dmaid, sky strikers...... but this is different.
So, recently, I picked up this deck, called floowandereeze.
Half of you gus probably already knew what deck is this.The bird stun deck that normal summons a lot with the lore of 3 traveling birds who went from north to south pole.Nothing remotely arousing about this, right?
Or so I've thought.
So, I heard about the deck, got the cards, and hopped on a few rounds of casual matches...
Then I got utterly clapped.Due to me not even looking at the card once.
I posted about that on reddit and people told me to look at the card and see the effects, so i did.
Nothing interesting there, just some normal effects with some cute card arts of these birds-
Than I saw her.
Yes, the one with a hat.She probably doesn't have a name, since the wiki just says she's a part of the 'floowandereeze' species, but that's fine.I would just call her floo, since, well, that's a cute name for a girl bird like her.
Well, in the moment I focused on her, something inside me triggered.My heart rate skyrockets, my face blushes......
I'm in love.
I am not a furry, but I've always been interested in birds.Having an ornithologist father, I was taught to love birds like family since I was a little kid.Dad would bring me to different fields and let me sketch those beautiful little angels while he does his research.Growing up,the love of birds inside me only grows.
But not like this.
Floo was different.She didn't gave me the 'nice bird!' type of fascination.Maybe it's the cute, simple eyes, maybe it's her cute hairstyle that coincidentally matches with my highschool crush, but I am falling in love with her.In a romantic way.
Me, a fucking adult male, is falling for a fictional bird from a children's card game who doesn't even have an official name.
This is beyond shameful.I know this is highly immoral and my parents would probably disown me if they found out my forbidden love towards floo, but I can't resist it.I desperately tried to search for art of her but I just couldn't find it.I crave her.I wish to turn into a bird and build a nest with her, nesting a whole bunch of babies.I NEED her.
After reading more cards and closely inspecting her, the passion that's burning inside me only became stronger.Her sassy, cheery attitude and dainty figure arouses something deep inside me.It's not the desire of body, rather than soul.I need her more after that.I wish she's real. Floo is now my life.I spent hours drawing her and sticking printed images of her and those paintings on the walls of my room so I could watch floo 24/7.I called sick so that I could play with floo on master duel.I am even spending money on an IRL floo deck just to make her sleep with me physically every night.
It's crazy how one cute girl could change a man in a period this short.
Is this normal?Heard some yugioh players also does this and they are doing fairly well...
