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Mo Ye

    Mo Ye from YuGiOh copypasta

    The Mo Ye card copypasta from Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel!

    if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚  ⛑️ and summoning tokens  💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
    if MY girl and Mo Ye are both drowning and i can only save one you can catch me at my girl’s funeral, revealing Wyrms in my hand and summoning tokens TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND

    I SUMMON POT OF GREED

      The meme came from a clip of Yu-Gi-Oh VR where a player is continuously summoning Pot of Greed to draw 3 more additional cards while his opponent is arguing that it isn’t allowed. Transcript of the iconic video has became copypasta of its own.

      I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK 
      POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
      AND THEN I PLAY MONSTER REBORN TO SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK.

that's not what it doe--- YES IT IS.
      I summon pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck!

That's not what it does!

Roll my dice.... That is what it does, Pot of greed.... Draw three- I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck!
      MY TURN! You never saw this coming! I summon POT OF GREED!
      You never saw this coming I SUMMON POT OF GREED
      YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING! I PLAY POT OF GREED!
      Roll my dice

I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS 
      ROLL MY DICE 
      IT DOES WHAT IT DO
      THAT'S WHAT IT DO, YUGI! 
      MY TURN! I summon dark magic-magician!

      In terms of male human and female YuGiOh monster breeding, the Tearlaments are the most compatible monsters

        Hey guys. Did you know, in terms of male human and female YuGiOh monster breeding, the Tearlaments are the most compatible monsters for humans? Not only are they in the mermaids group, which is mostly comprised of hot womens, Tearlaments are an average of 5”7 tall and 115.9 pounds, this means they’re perfect for human dicks, and with their impressive resilient to handtraps for durability and ability to reconstruct their whole board after getting raigeki, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based attribute, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Kitkallos would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

        All I know what to do anymore is summon, it’s been so long. I don’t know what yugioh is anymore.

          The copypasta was originally for Zoodiac Drident but it has been adapted to suit other cards. The “I don’t know what yugioh is anymore” is the iconic template for the meme.

          All I know what to do anymore is summon drident, it's been so long. I don't know what yugioh is anymore. The other day, I summoned a monster and tried to put cowboy on it. With one material. Everything has become zoodiac to me. There are no other monsters, no spells other than barrage. The only trap i know how to activate is dimensional barrier. Occasionally I send combo to grave, and I cry a little. I attack for game but wish I was being gamed instead. It's become a joke of sorts, or maybe it's just my life. I can't go anywhere without seeing zoo. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating she summoned a goat from the graveyard with it's effects negated. I had to put her down. I sit in the corner now counting down the days, the days where we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day when xyz summoning was about 2 monsters having a special bond and creating something beautiful. Those days are long gone. I have seen God, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: "summon rat effect”.

          Secrets of Eternity

            Source
            Secrets of Eternity was released in January 2015. This set introduced the Infernoids, a series of monsters that can Special Summon themselves to the field by banishing other Infernoids from either the hand or graveyard. Notable cards in set include Farfa, Malebranche of the Burning Abyss, Qliphort Monolith, Uni-Zombie, Nephe Shaddoll Fusion, and a card that would bolster Satellarknight to combat the Burning Abyss Shaddoll meta, Stellarknight Constellar Diamond. In this series, both Nyhmnim and myself will be opening 24 booster packs or 1 box of a core Yu-Gi-Oh! booster set. We will build a deck and play a best 2 out of 3, and the winner will receive a small prize to upgrade their deck. HOWEVER! Each episode, we will open another box of the next set that was released moving in chronological order, constantly upgrading our decks before dueling each other at the end of each episode. This is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Progression Series.

            Nutbuster Dragon

              I hate YuGiOh. I summon one little guy, and then my opponent plays a spell with five paragraphs of text plus footnotes and it says because I slept less than 8 hours last night he gets to summon Nutbuster Dragon or whatever and the game is over and I should just fuck off I guess.