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Thats fucking Valorant right there.

    Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging slow disciplined default smile for the camera bullshit. Men overpeek, men lose every anti-eco, men knife the defuser, men run it down every round. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball tacshooter fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Raze ults get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Valorant is back baby.

    The original was an NFL copypasta


    When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively.

      When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively. When EDG is even in players, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a small advantage, and he so he pushes aggressively to fight to secure their "lead". When EDG is behind by one player, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for an aggressive play to regain control of the game. When EDG is down multiple players, Kang Kang thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not make an aggressive play.

      Original variation was MLXG from LoL

      That’s that real discord kitten valorant

        1 kill, 20 assists? That’s that real discord kitten valorant, I 100% respect it. Those are the stats I put up when I’m tryna get free discord nitro from some shady guy I met on craigslist.Y’all wouldn’t get it

        Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald.

          Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.

          Sushiboys

            I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩

            Additional info for our play against

              The origin of this pasta
              Additional info for our play against [team]
              
              [player a] got fever
              
              [player a] left mousepad
              
              [player b] lost whole gears
              
              [player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
              
              [player c] keyboard bug
              
              We were in chaos

              Sentinels version

              SEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world)
              
              Zombs got fever
              
              Zombs left mousepad
              
              Dapr lost whole gears
              
              TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all)
              
              TenZ keyboard bug
              
              We were in chaos.