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Ardiis stared at the burger in his hand

    Ardiis stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta players like Cned or Nukkye or Sayf. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Stax. The seeded bread buns? It was Stax’s cheeks as he squatted on Ardiis’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Stax’s knife. The mayo? You know what it is.

    Original was about Bumper and Ameng from Overwatch


    Thats fucking Valorant right there.

      Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging slow disciplined default smile for the camera bullshit. Men overpeek, men lose every anti-eco, men knife the defuser, men run it down every round. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball tacshooter fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Raze ults get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Valorant is back baby.

      The original was an NFL copypasta

      When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively.

        When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively. When EDG is even in players, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a small advantage, and he so he pushes aggressively to fight to secure their "lead". When EDG is behind by one player, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for an aggressive play to regain control of the game. When EDG is down multiple players, Kang Kang thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not make an aggressive play.

        Original variation was MLXG from LoL

        That’s that real discord kitten valorant

          1 kill, 20 assists? That’s that real discord kitten valorant, I 100% respect it. Those are the stats I put up when I’m tryna get free discord nitro from some shady guy I met on craigslist.Y’all wouldn’t get it

          Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald.

            Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.