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valarante child game

    valaranted child game twitch pasta

    Original

    Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

    valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

    Updated for CS2 grapfix

    What have they done to my boy… (Deep black tones do not exist in CS2: Grey Offensive)
    byu/HiebUndStichfest inGlobalOffensive
    vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to 
    is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks

    Marathon vs Arc Raiders

    maraton child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. marathob cartoon world with rainbow unlike arc raider with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. marthon like playhouse. marthon playor run from arc fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Neon.

      Its a parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Neon from Valorant due to how meta she.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neon. I try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to place vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I want to place sound sensors to stop her push. Sova just shock darts it. I want to outplay her by playing a shotgun - i get breach stunned. She grabs me by the throat. I buy her a judge. I omen blind for her. I give her the ult orb. She isn't satisfied. I tell her ill entry with you. "I'll just util dump for you" She tells me. "Stop fucking baiting me and help me hit a clip." She grabs jett and forces her to throw herself into site infront of enemies. "You just need to bait for me more. I can get an ace with my laser fingers"" We cant just go in recklessly to get picked off just to bait for u". She shows the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you can find picks anyway" She starts using her ult". She says "OoOi Im PIsSed." You start hearing footsteps running away from site. Nothing but pure fear of that fuckin ult. What a shitty game we play 
      I ๐Ÿ˜Š can't โŒ take โœ‹ it anymore. I'm ๐Ÿ‘Œ sick ๐Ÿ˜ท of Neon. ๐Ÿค– I ๐Ÿ˜€ try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, ๐Ÿ’จ pew pew ๐Ÿ’€ zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, ๐Ÿ’จ pew ๐Ÿ’€ pew ๐Ÿ’€ zap โšก brrr. I ๐Ÿ’ธ try ๐Ÿ’ช to place ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคค vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew ๐Ÿ’€ pew ๐Ÿ’€ zap โšก brrr. I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ want ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™ to place ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคค sound sensors to stop โœ‹โŒ๐Ÿ˜ข her ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง push. โ—๐Ÿฝ Sova just shock darts it. I ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟ want ๐Ÿ˜ to outplay her by ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ˜— playing ๐ŸŽฎ a shotgun - i ๐Ÿ‘“ get ๐Ÿ’ breach stunned. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ She ๐Ÿ˜ grabs me by ๐Ÿฅ€ the throat. ๐Ÿ’‹ I ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ buy ๐Ÿ›๏ธ her ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšบ a judge. I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ omen blind for 4๏ธโƒฃ her. I ๐Ÿ˜ณ give โœจ her the ult orb. She ๐Ÿ‘‰ isn't โŒ satisfied. ๐Ÿ˜† I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Š her ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ ill ๐Ÿ“ท entry with you. "I'll ๐Ÿ’ช just util dump for ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ’• you" ๐Ÿ‘ˆ She tells ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ me. "Stop โœ‹๐Ÿšซ fucking ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿป baiting me and help me hit ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ’ฏ a clip." She ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ grabs jett and forces her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ to throw ๐Ÿ‘ herself ๐Ÿ‘ง into ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ‘‰ site infront of enemies. "You ๐Ÿ‘ˆโ˜๐Ÿป just ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ‘€ need ๐Ÿ˜ถ to bait for ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿป me ๐Ÿ˜ณ more. โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ I can ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ get ๐Ÿ’ผ an ace with my ๐Ÿ‘จ laser fingers"" ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ We cant โ›” just go ๐Ÿƒ in recklessly to get ๐Ÿ˜ง picked off ๐Ÿ“ด just ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ to bait for โ“ u". ๐ŸŒบ She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ shows ๐Ÿ“บ the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you โ˜๐Ÿป can โ˜บ๏ธ find ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” picks โ›๏ธ anyway" ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ She starts ๐Ÿ”˜ using ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ult". She says ๐Ÿ’ฌ "OoOi Im ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ PIsSed." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ You start ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘„ hearing ๐Ÿ‘‚ footsteps running ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ away ๐Ÿ—โœ‚๏ธ from ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฎ site. Nothing ๐Ÿˆš but pure ๐Ÿ˜˜ fear of that โžก๏ธ fuckin ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ult. What ๐Ÿค” a shitty game we ๐ŸšŸ play ๐ŸŽฎ (edited) ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ง

      For You -20LP or -20RR Delivery (Valorant)

        -LP ASCII art or Text art for LoL
         --โ•ญโ”ป-โ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฎ-_
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒ
โ•ญโ”ซโ–•โ–Žโ–•โ–Žโ”ฃโ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”“โ”ณโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ณโ”โ•ฏ For You
โ•ญโ”›โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ”—โ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ”โ”โ•ญโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”“
โ•ฐโ”ซโ€ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ€ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒ -16 LP โ”ƒ
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฏ
โ•ญโ”›โ€ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”—-โ•ฎ 
        . โ”ป-โ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฎ
โ€โ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒ
โ•ญโ”ซโ–•โ–Žโ–•โ–Žโ”ฃโ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”“โ”ณโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ณโ”โ•ฏ For You
โ•ญโ”›โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ”—โ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ€โ€โ€โ”โ”โ•ญโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฎ
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ€โ€โ€โ”ƒโ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”“
โ•ฐโ”ซโ€โ•ญโ•ฎโ€โ”ƒโ”ƒ - 20 LP โ”ƒ
โ€โ”ƒโ€โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฏ
โ•ญโ”›โ€โ”ƒโ”ƒโ€โ”—โ•ฎ

        -20 RR DELIVERY (Valorant)

        Valorant -20RR Delivery to be copy pasted in game

        It looks distorted here but when inputted into Valorant in-game chat it works!

        โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ beep beep-------------- โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ -20rr delivery------------ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ โ–€(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@)(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@) 
        โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ
โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ BEEP BEEP-------------
โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ -20 RR DELIVERY-------
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ
โ–€(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)

        BEEP BEEP -15 LP DELIVERY

        โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ
โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ BEEP BEEP
โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆ -15 LP DELIVERY
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ
โ–€(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)(โŠ™)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(โŠ™)

        BYE, THANKS FOR THE LP

        โ•โ•โ•โ€ขโ—‰โ€ขโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•
โ–‚โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–‚
โ—ขโ—ค โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ—ขโ—ค
โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ•ฌ
โ—ฅโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ—ค
โ•โ•ฉโ•โ•โ•ฉโ•
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ B Y E
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ T H A N K S . F O R . T H E . L P S.
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ โ—/
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ/โ–Œ
โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ/ \

        Easy Game TY for TUTORIAL

        โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ”-โ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ฃโ–‡โ”โ–‡
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ–…โ•ฎ
โ€ƒโ•ฐโ”ณโ•ฏโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฏEasy Game
โ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ€ƒโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฏTY For
โ€ƒโ–•โ–”โ–‹โ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ”โ•ฎ T U T O R I A L
โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‹โ•ฐโ”โ”ปโ”ปโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
โ–โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ€ƒโ€ƒOโ€ƒOโ”ƒ
โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑ
โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•
โ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑ 
        โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ•ฐโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ฃโ–‡โ”โ–‡
โ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ”ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ–…โ•ฎ
โ€ƒโ•ฐโ”ณโ•ฏโ€ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฏ
โ€ƒโ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ€ƒโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฏ EASY TUTORIAL
โ€ƒโ–•โ–”โ–‹โ€ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ”โ•ฎ
โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‹โ•ฐโ”โ”ปโ”ปโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
โ–โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ€ƒโ€ƒOโ€ƒOโ”ƒ
โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑ
โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•โ€ƒโ–โ•ณโ–•โ–‡โ–‡โ–•
โ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ€ƒโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑ

        GGEZ! *Middle finger*

        โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘( อกโš† อœส– อกโš†)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ

        OINK

         OINK

โ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ–‚
โ•ฒโ”ˆโ–”โ•ฒโ”Šโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ญโ•ฎโ”Šโ•ฑโ–”โ”ˆโ•ฑ
โ”Šโ–”โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–โ”ˆโ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ”ˆโ–•โ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ”Š
โ”Šโ”Šโ”Šโ”ƒโ”ˆโ”ˆโ–โ”ƒโ”ƒโ–•โ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ƒโ”Šโ”Šโ”Š
โ”Šโ”Šโ”Šโ–โ•ฒโ”ˆโ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ”ˆโ•ฑโ–•โ”Šโ”Šโ”Š

        azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

          azk copypasta

          It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.

          azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

          N4RRATE

          N4RRATE 
          n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars.

          Iโ€™ve always been a dog lover ever since I was young

            Now, Iโ€™ve always been a dog lover ever since I was young. I adored those animals so much that I started volunteering at the local animal shelter. Working at the shelter and helping those poor souls with nowhere to go brought me daily fulfillment and happiness. There was one group of dogs that I grew especially fond over as they were just the most majestic looking beasts ever. They used to be prized hunting hounds for some rich British family, winning a couple hunting competitions back in their prime. But, as they grew old and frail, they were abandoned by the pricks. I decided to name them Boaster, Derke, Alfa, Chronicle and Leo.

Now call me sentimental but I became really attached to these dogs, feeding them and playing with them everyday. Hence when Leo passed away due to being too sick, I cried and became depressed. I stopped eating and drank heavily, spiraling my life downwards. However, a new stray canine joined the shelter, filling the void in my broken heart, essentially saving my life. I named him โ€œHiroโ€ for being a hero that led me to salvation.

One day, I came into the shelter, excited as usual to see my dear dogs. However, they were nowhere to be seen. I asked a fellow volunteer where they were. He replied โ€œFNATICโ€. With a sinking stomach, I broke down completely and fell to my knees. I knew my dogs have been put down.

            I hate SEN with every fiber of my being

              Posted after SEN 2-0 loss to GenG in Valorant Champions 2024. Instantly became a copypasta due to a running joke that SEN has the most fans (glazers) in Valorant competitive.

              ive honestly never been this happy in a long time like im still smiling like 5 hours later. I hate SEN with every fiber of my being and it felt like ecstasy hit me like a bullet in between my sparkling ass eyeballs watching them get 2-0'd. they dont play real valorant, that gameplay is not real valorant like it has no class, and yet they get all the fans that are annoying and happy and i tried to be the bigger person and keep this all in but i cant bro im so happy rn.

i genuinely love you guys on GenG shoutout the goat meteor btw you deserve everything good that'll happen in your life i promise you bro your family raised you right. shoutout munchkin for the goated calling, shoutout t3xture for keeping it real, shoutout lakia for that sova ascent clutch that shit was beautiful, real lakia of valorant stuff, and shoutout karon for being picked from ranked because i fw that bro i love ranked u guys are geniuses up there i swear. I love this team so much man. i love u geng so much im geng for life now