Tiktok copypasta

I got 2 phones

I am in possession of a dual set of mobile devices, wherein one is exclusively allocated for the procurement of contraband substances, while the other is dedicated to the meticulous management of pecuniary transactions. Moreover, I possess an additional pair of mobile devices, with one specifically designated for engaging in communication with the female gender, while the other remains steadfastly committed to the aforementioned financial transactions.

Permit me to announce with an air of utmost refinement and sophistication that within my esteemed possession lie two meticulously chosen telephonic instruments, each designated with a distinct purpose of paramount significance. The first of these devices, my dear interlocutor, has been judiciously allocated to serve as the conduit through which I may engage In the most genteel and intricate dialogues with the select and venerable cadre of my business associates, this instrument through its divine connectivity permits the exchange of conversations pertaining to the intricacies of commerce negotiations of the most illustrious stature and collaborations of a particularly prosperous nature.

On the other hand, the circumspection is tailored for the purposes of engaging. with the charming members of the Fairer Sex, as well as for the management of financial affairs of the highest consequence. It is this instrument you see that facilitates not only conversations of an amorous nature, but also the administration of matters that pertain to the accrual and stewardship of wealth.

Thus, my dear conversational companion, I trust you now comprehend the exquisite rationale behind my ownership of these dual communication tools, each finely honed for their respective domains of discourse.

This is Black Diamond.

This is Black Diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she's also the one pink most likes to fuck doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room,on the bed room, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls on the bathroom on the couch on the car and on the street.

I NEED MORE BULLETS

I NEED MORE BOULETS, BIGGER WEAPONS

I NEED MORE BOULETS🗣️🔥🔥 ALALA VISTA BEBY

GAH AGH AGH AGH 💦💦💦
THANKS FOR THE PROTEIN SIR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG Wow, a lot of protein, sir Let's go to the gym, buddy! Let's go to the gym, buddy! Let's go to the gym, buddy! Unless they will know my power I need more bullets! I need more bullets! I need more bullets! I need more bullets! Bigger weapons! Bigger weapons! Bigger weapons! I need more bullets! I need more bullets! AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG Wow, thanks for the protein, sir Watch me ride that horse, sir Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I NEED MORE BOULETS

I NEED MORE BOOLETS

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG  
Wow, a lot of protein, sir  
Let's go to the gym, buddy!  
Let's go to the gym, buddy!  
Let's go to the gym, buddy!   
Unless they will know my power  
I need more bullets! 
I need more bullets!  
I need more bullets!  
I need more bullets!

GYATTTTTTTT

I NEED MORE BOOLETS! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

DRRRRRRRR💥💥💥💥💥💥 now that's a weapon DRRRRRRRRRR💥💥💥💥💥 🍑🍑🍑

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, a lot of protein, sir

Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑

Unless they will know my power I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑

Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑

I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, thanks for the protein, sir Watch me ride that horse, sir 🍑🍑

Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Now that is a weapon!

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, a lot of protein, sir
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!

Unless they will know my power
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
Watch me ride that horse, sir

Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, a lot of protein, sir
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!

Unless they will know my power
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
Watch me ride that horse, sir

Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, a lot of protein, sir

Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑

Unless they will know my power I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑

Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑

I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, thanks for the protein, sir Watch me ride that horse, sir 🍑🍑

Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Now that is a weapon!

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Pookie

Pookie wookie bookie bear

pookie wookie baby boo sugar bear

Pookie wookie bear cotton swab boogie woogie cherry apple pie

my pookie wookie boo boo bear honey sweety cutie patootie pie sugar boo strawberry muffin cake

my little wittle pookie wookie poopie bears flutters eyeballs and kidneys

You're my favorite pookie aookie bookie cookie doolkie eookie fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie BOO BOO BEAR

pookie woobie dookie cookie

honey mustard pookie wookie dookie cookie lookie shookie yookie zookie gookie roofie mookie gookie hookie bookie bear

Pookie wookie dookie skinpeeling snookie nookie mookie fookie pee poo bear hybrid princess dragon demon wolf hydra water bottle cyan pee qween i luv you

Pookie bae boo bear I missed you so much snookums I hope your day is going absolutely jollytastic

my pookie bear kitten whiskers

pookie boo boo bear

Hey 👋you🫵 pookie wookie😏 snookie bear🧸 ✨cotton swab 💅 cherry pie 🥧 cutie patatoi 🥔 strawberry 🍓shortcake 🍰lovebug 🐛wrapped in rainbow 🌈 ✨snuggly wuggly huggly 😋boo 👻 whipped cream 🍦w/ rainbow sprinkles 🌈

Cookie Wookie Teddy Bear

“Pookie, why aren’t you answering me. Grrr" eyes turn red "grr, oh no.. its a full moon" starts turning into a wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺 "OH NO. POOKIE RUN!!!!" ✈✈ *Turns into a full wolf. "GRRRR BARK BARK" 🧍🧍🧍🏢🏢🛸 bites you in the arm "oh no.. oopsies" 😅😅😅 eyes turn back to normal "sorry pookie dookie mookie sookie lookie bookie nookie bear" 😘😘 "oh no not again!!" ‼️‼️‼️‼️eyes turn red again "GRRR BARK" turns into an attack helicopter 🚁 ‼️"BZZZ BZZZZ BEZZZ BZZZ" shoots missile at you "OH NO, WATCH OUT!!!" 🐺🐺🐺🧍🧍✈✈🛸🛸🛸🪂👵🏻👨🏾 missile hits you "OH NO!!" ‼️‼️ 🏢🏢 I turn back into a human "no.. pookie.. I cant loose you.." 😭 a tear rolls down my face.. "no... NOOOOOO" 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️🐻 "bye.. pookers...” Explodes ✈🏢🏢🧍🧍🧍🧍💀💀💀

Which bomboclaat dog I am?

Lyrics to "which bombaclat dawg I am" meme — Original

Bomboclaat dog lyrics

Which bombaclat dawg I am?
Cuz this morning me wake up good enough
Gimme a good bludclat dawg
What kinda bombaclat dawg is my dear?
ARF, ARF.

Which bomboclat dawg I am?
Can’t this man even wake up, good enough?
Give me a good bludclot dawg,
Oh what kinda bomboclat dawg dis amma gill
[Unintelligible].
ARF, ARF.
[Unintelligible].

WHAT KIND LIKKLE BOMBOCLAAT DOG DIS.” “AWRR AWRR

which bomboclut dawg i am caah dis morning mi wake up good eno gimme a good bloodclut dawg a wah kinda little bomboclut dawg dis dem a gi mi

Quem você pensa que é? Chris Bumstead, o Sibã?

Quem você pensa que é? Chris Bumstead, o Sibã?

Quem você pensa que é rapaz? Chris Bumstead? o ÇIBAM?

O SIBÃMMM

Chris Bumstead, o SIBAM

Cris bãmsted? Cibãm?