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Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂

    Tiktok meme 'Clean up aisle on my pants'
    Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
    Aaaaaaand, yep! It’s all over the screen!😅👊 DATTEBAYO, fellas!

    Joker Speech but it’s Zoomer brainrot

      You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

      This morning I woke up today in this morning

        The orginal 'this morning I woke up today in this morning' clip came from TiffaNobi livestream
        Clip
        this morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning I wo...I woke up that fucking day just remember that
        THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TODAY ON THIS MORNING AND THE MORNING I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND REMEMBER THAT EVERY MORNING THAT I WAKE UP I W-I WOKE UP THAT FUCKING DAY JUST REMEMBER THAT.
        this  morning  i woke up  today  in this morning  and the morning  i woke up  this morning  i woke up  and remember  that every 🫵 morning that i  wake up 🫵 i wo- 🫵 i woke up that FUCKING 🫵 day just remember that
        this morning i woke up today in this morning in this morning i woke in the morning i woke up and remember that every morning i wake up

        Origin

        The ‘this morning I woke up today in this morning’ meme came from an argument between TiffaNobi and Hayden Jang. Both of them are fairly popular Twitch streamers and mainly do IRL chatting streams.

        The context behind the argument is after Hayden placed his fingers inside his mouth which led TiffaNobi to ask him why he “throat” himself. This then led to Hayden saying his finger doesn’t reach the back of his throat and to prove his point pressured her to do it too. She refused to do it on stream implying its sexual which led him to accuse her of not washing her hands.

        TiffaNobi eventually conceded and put her fingers into her mouth and admited it doesn’t ‘throat’ her. Hayden then proclaimed he won which led Tiffa to ask him why his being such an asshole. The argument then spiraled into Hayden thinking she wants to put her fingers up his asshole and Tiffa saying he’s gaslighting her into thinking she said that. The meme clip then ensued after that.

        The original clip from livestream can be found here on TiffaNobi’s VOD channel with timestamps included.

        I got 2 phones

          Tiktok I got 2 phones script
          I am in possession of a dual set of mobile devices, wherein one is exclusively allocated for the procurement of contraband substances, while the other is dedicated to the meticulous management of pecuniary transactions. Moreover, I possess an additional pair of mobile devices, with one specifically designated for engaging in communication with the female gender, while the other remains steadfastly committed to the aforementioned financial transactions.
          Permit me to announce with an air of utmost refinement and sophistication that within my esteemed possession lie two meticulously chosen telephonic instruments, each designated with a distinct purpose of paramount significance. The first of these devices, my dear interlocutor, has been judiciously allocated to serve as the conduit through which I may engage In the most genteel and intricate dialogues with the select and venerable cadre of my business associates, this instrument through its divine connectivity permits the exchange of conversations pertaining to the intricacies of commerce negotiations of the most illustrious stature and collaborations of a particularly prosperous nature.

On the other hand, the circumspection is tailored for the purposes of engaging. with the charming members of the Fairer Sex, as well as for the management of financial affairs of the highest consequence. It is this instrument you see that facilitates not only conversations of an amorous nature, but also the administration of matters that pertain to the accrual and stewardship of wealth.

Thus, my dear conversational companion, I trust you now comprehend the exquisite rationale behind my ownership of these dual communication tools, each finely honed for their respective domains of discourse.

          I NEED MORE BULLETS

            I need more bullets Tiktok meme!
            I NEED MORE BOULETS, BIGGER WEAPONS
            I NEED MORE BOULETS🗣️🔥🔥 ALALA VISTA BEBY
            GAH AGH AGH AGH 💦💦💦
THANKS FOR THE PROTEIN SIR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG Wow, a lot of protein, sir Let's go to the gym, buddy! Let's go to the gym, buddy! Let's go to the gym, buddy! Unless they will know my power I need more bullets! I need more bullets! I need more bullets! I need more bullets! Bigger weapons! Bigger weapons! Bigger weapons! I need more bullets! I need more bullets! AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG Wow, thanks for the protein, sir Watch me ride that horse, sir Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Hasta la Vista, Baby! Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 
            I NEED MORE BOULETS
            I NEED MORE BOOLETS
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG  
Wow, a lot of protein, sir  
Let's go to the gym, buddy!  
Let's go to the gym, buddy!  
Let's go to the gym, buddy!   
Unless they will know my power  
I need more bullets! 
I need more bullets!  
I need more bullets!  
I need more bullets!  
            GYATTTTTTTT
            I NEED MORE BOOLETS! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
            DRRRRRRRR💥💥💥💥💥💥 now that's a weapon DRRRRRRRRRR💥💥💥💥💥 🍑🍑🍑
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, a lot of protein, sir
            Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑
            Unless they will know my power I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑
            Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑
            I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, thanks for the protein, sir Watch me ride that horse, sir 🍑🍑
            Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Now that is a weapon!
            DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
            Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, a lot of protein, sir
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!

Unless they will know my power
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
Watch me ride that horse, sir

Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, a lot of protein, sir
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!

Unless they will know my power
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
Watch me ride that horse, sir

Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, a lot of protein, sir

Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑

Unless they will know my power I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑

Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑 Bigger weapons! 🔫 🍑

I need more bullets! 🍑 I need more bullets! 🍑

AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG 🍌🍆 Wow, thanks for the protein, sir Watch me ride that horse, sir 🍑🍑

Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Hasta la Vista, Baby! 🍑 Now that is a weapon!

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Now that is a weapon! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

            Pookie

              My little pookie wookie
              Pookie wookie bookie bear
              pookie wookie baby boo sugar bear
              Pookie wookie bear cotton swab boogie woogie cherry apple pie
              my pookie wookie boo boo bear honey sweety cutie patootie pie sugar boo strawberry muffin cake
              my little wittle pookie wookie poopie bears flutters eyeballs and kidneys
              You're my favorite pookie aookie bookie cookie doolkie eookie fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie BOO BOO BEAR
              pookie woobie dookie cookie
              honey mustard pookie wookie dookie cookie lookie shookie yookie zookie gookie roofie mookie gookie hookie bookie bear
              Pookie wookie dookie skinpeeling snookie nookie mookie fookie pee poo bear hybrid princess dragon demon wolf hydra water bottle cyan pee qween i luv you
              Pookie bae boo bear I missed you so much snookums I hope your day is going absolutely jollytastic
              my pookie bear kitten whiskers
              pookie boo boo bear 
              Hey 👋you🫵 pookie wookie😏 snookie bear🧸 ✨cotton swab 💅 cherry pie 🥧 cutie patatoi 🥔 strawberry 🍓shortcake 🍰lovebug 🐛wrapped in rainbow 🌈 ✨snuggly wuggly huggly 😋boo 👻 whipped cream 🍦w/ rainbow sprinkles 🌈
              Cookie Wookie Teddy Bear
              “Pookie, why aren’t you answering me. Grrr" eyes turn red "grr, oh no.. its a full moon" starts turning into a wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺 "OH NO. POOKIE RUN!!!!" ✈✈ *Turns into a full wolf. "GRRRR BARK BARK" 🧍🧍🧍🏢🏢🛸 bites you in the arm "oh no.. oopsies" 😅😅😅 eyes turn back to normal "sorry pookie dookie mookie sookie lookie bookie nookie bear" 😘😘 "oh no not again!!" ‼️‼️‼️‼️eyes turn red again "GRRR BARK" turns into an attack helicopter 🚁 ‼️"BZZZ BZZZZ BEZZZ BZZZ" shoots missile at you "OH NO, WATCH OUT!!!" 🐺🐺🐺🧍🧍✈✈🛸🛸🛸🪂👵🏻👨🏾 missile hits you "OH NO!!" ‼️‼️ 🏢🏢 I turn back into a human "no.. pookie.. I cant loose you.." 😭 a tear rolls down my face.. "no... NOOOOOO" 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️🐻 "bye.. pookers...” Explodes ✈🏢🏢🧍🧍🧍🧍💀💀💀