Tiktok copypasta

Bro thinks he’s tough talking on TikTok 😭

listen here lil bud❌️💀🔥‼️‼️i will put you on my 𓀐 𓂸 list if you yap allat 1 more time‼️🔥💀🙏 i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever🤞🤞💀🔥❌

Bro thinks he’s tough talking on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games dawg

I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾

ngl id smack df outta you son…😭☝️🪦 i dont play that typa shi💯 never let it happen again..🪦🐍😭if I catch you in these streets it’s OVER

BLUD is tough talking on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else im going WILD

Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️😭

You think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️Better keep your Butt Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‼️

What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gang💀👆 if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you son❌💀😭🙏💯

I will do some malicious gestures to your Buttocks small gentleman. If I dare see your profile in the comment section ever again your demise will come

BLUD is tough talking on TIKTOK😭💯💯💀 if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🪬 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEECKS or else im going WILD

I shall spread thy cheeks little boy, It would not be splendid to see you in my comment chamber ever again 🤑🤑🤑🤑😡😤👾

Pal thinks he's wicked chattering on TikTok 🤓. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual 🐺💯

Thy insinuates that he is menacing communicating on tiktok. 🤓 If you glance at me on the roads, observe cautiously, as I am a terrifying individual.

u thought u was safe commenting this on tiktok lil bro 😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️better pray u ain't catching me on these streets dawg 💯💯🙏🙏

lil bro thinks he's on the game dawg😭😭🔥🔥💯💯 you better watch out on the streets cause you know I ain’t playin these games🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️💯

You puny earthling 👽🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥💯🛸

BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉️🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰️😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be over🗣️🗣️😭I will proceed to spread the gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback sectionsI will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it's finna gon be OVER for you 👾 😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ betta pray you aint catchin me on these streets dawg 🙏🙏💯💯💯 you finna regret it talkin crazyy stuff like dat look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈

if you dare say a single syllable you shall beyou’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‼️I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🤑🦟🙏🏽 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🗣️🤑 Don’t ever disrespect me cuh on my dead homies 🙏🏼🕊️I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️😭 dawg you think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️Better keep your Butt Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‼️ Betta hope u not talkin to my homie like dat young slime🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️💀 Ill play with your asshole hairs like a banjo if you keep talkin crazy😭🤦🏽‍♂️🪕🪕

I will buckle your cheeks lil bro😭🙏 this lil bro thinks he on the game dawg😭🔥 dont let me catch you in my comments again or its OVER for you👾😭🦅

Listen here fella🫵 we do not MESS with this online writing section🙅❌ Better gorilla glue those cheeks or else ima feel DEVIOUS👾💯💯

BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉️🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰️😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be over🗣️🗣️😭I will proceed to spread the gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback sectionsI will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it's finna gon be OVER for you 👾look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈 if you dare say a single syllable you shall beyou’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‼️

you’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵 You think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️Better keep your Ass Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‼️ I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s gon be OVER for you 👾 i will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️🙏don’t ever let me catch you commenting again lil bro😭💯🔥🦡🫃🫃 i am ℝ𝔼𝕂𝕋ANGULAR😂😂👌🅱️🅱️😂👌😂😂👌🅱️🅱️ GIMME 😋 GIMME 😛 GIMME 😝 GIMME 😜 GIMME 🤪 GIMME 🤑 𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕄𝕄𝕐 🤤 On my way! On my way! On my way! On my way! look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈 if you dare say a single syllable you shall be I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🤑🦟🙏 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🗣️🤑

:😯bro I will tickle your pickle for a nickel🤑 🦗 I better not catch you again ight?😂😂😂keep them cheeks tight🗣️💯💯💯💯

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴍenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ😭💯🔥

Buddy, you’ve made a big mistake‼️because when I show up🚘😶‍🌫️at your door🚪 spread your butt cheeks😈and get on the floor👇 cuz ur done for 😭🙏

shall stretch thy gluteus Maximus skin flaps scallywag😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 you for the best shall not ever get caught in my talkive section👾

You shall not get into my talkive section ever again😭🤫☝🏻cuz if i catch u one more time there will be a gigantic pickle rick 🗣️🗣️✅up in yo diddle click😑🫠🤫🤔

😬Sleep with one eye open lil buddy👽👽 be aware of these balls swinging on your face when you wake up 😭🙏😹😹😭🙏🙏🤭🤭

if you say help one more time I will go ham on those cheeks 😭😭🙏🔥🔥 they'll grow lips and start screaming help 💯

You naughty little boy🎅🙏Keep misbehaving and your gonna take a ride on Santa's lap🎅🛷

Are you joking? You said your phone was taken away, and I see you commenting this? nah its over with us..💔

I couldn’t even Jingle to this😂🎄

I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂

Couldn't even Jingle to this 😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂

Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂

Tiktok meme 'Clean up aisle on my pants'

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

Aaaaaaand, yep! It’s all over the screen!😅👊 DATTEBAYO, fellas!

Joker Speech but it’s Zoomer brainrot

You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

This morning I woke up today in this morning

this morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning I wo...I woke up that fucking day just remember that

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TODAY ON THIS MORNING AND THE MORNING I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND REMEMBER THAT EVERY MORNING THAT I WAKE UP I W-I WOKE UP THAT FUCKING DAY JUST REMEMBER THAT.

this  morning  i woke up  today  in this morning  and the morning  i woke up  this morning  i woke up  and remember  that every 🫵 morning that i  wake up 🫵 i wo- 🫵 i woke up that FUCKING 🫵 day just remember that

this morning i woke up today in this morning in this morning i woke in the morning i woke up and remember that every morning i wake up

Origin

The ‘this morning I woke up today in this morning’ meme came from an argument between TiffaNobi and Hayden Jang. Both of them are fairly popular Twitch streamers and mainly do IRL chatting streams.

The context behind the argument is after Hayden placed his fingers inside his mouth which led TiffaNobi to ask him why he “throat” himself. This then led to Hayden saying his finger doesn’t reach the back of his throat and to prove his point pressured her to do it too. She refused to do it on stream implying its sexual which led him to accuse her of not washing her hands.

TiffaNobi eventually conceded and put her fingers into her mouth and admited it doesn’t ‘throat’ her. Hayden then proclaimed he won which led Tiffa to ask him why his being such an asshole. The argument then spiraled into Hayden thinking she wants to put her fingers up his asshole and Tiffa saying he’s gaslighting her into thinking she said that. The meme clip then ensued after that.

The original clip from livestream can be found here on TiffaNobi’s VOD channel with timestamps included.

I got 2 phones

I am in possession of a dual set of mobile devices, wherein one is exclusively allocated for the procurement of contraband substances, while the other is dedicated to the meticulous management of pecuniary transactions. Moreover, I possess an additional pair of mobile devices, with one specifically designated for engaging in communication with the female gender, while the other remains steadfastly committed to the aforementioned financial transactions.

Permit me to announce with an air of utmost refinement and sophistication that within my esteemed possession lie two meticulously chosen telephonic instruments, each designated with a distinct purpose of paramount significance. The first of these devices, my dear interlocutor, has been judiciously allocated to serve as the conduit through which I may engage In the most genteel and intricate dialogues with the select and venerable cadre of my business associates, this instrument through its divine connectivity permits the exchange of conversations pertaining to the intricacies of commerce negotiations of the most illustrious stature and collaborations of a particularly prosperous nature.

On the other hand, the circumspection is tailored for the purposes of engaging. with the charming members of the Fairer Sex, as well as for the management of financial affairs of the highest consequence. It is this instrument you see that facilitates not only conversations of an amorous nature, but also the administration of matters that pertain to the accrual and stewardship of wealth.

Thus, my dear conversational companion, I trust you now comprehend the exquisite rationale behind my ownership of these dual communication tools, each finely honed for their respective domains of discourse.