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If u suck your own dick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation?

    NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your dick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your dick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own dick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old dick. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

    I want to fuck mitochondria.

      I want to fuck mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing dick into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive cock. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my dick as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my cum like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

      i just want a man to cum in me

        i just want a man to cum in me and shake me like a margarita wanna feel his dna fuse with my lower intestines forever wanna fart a few of his babies out every few days just to feel something