Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.
My mad insatiable lust for successful women can no longer be contained!
You would cry happy tears if you knew the importance of this divine sexual mission that I am on. The sheer force of my will is enough to drive back any sense of rational thinking, I am propelled forward by nothing but the turgid veins in my hungry penis.
I am a man on a mission, who will stop at nothing to get what I want. Your feeble dainty woman hands are nothing compared to my big strong man arms. I want your hole, your pulsating meat sheathe under the sheets. Your warm moist cavity of love and fertility.
I want nothing but to drive my Excalibur into your stone of love.
I am a changed man now, what was once my sex drive - comparable to a slate of white marble - had evolved into something akin to a badger in heat.
The honey badger don't care.
I will destroy that vagina like it was the Death Star, and I was Luke Skywalker in a star fighter. In this new Eden that we shall create in this mortal plane from our fucking. I shall be Adam, the indomitable male alpha sexual force, and you will be Eve, my exotic Asian sex queen
I wish I lived in a dystopian universe where males don't age physically past 10, and the chance of being born male was so astronomically low that ejaculate was the rarest and most valuable commodity, and women were hyperdeveloped Ara Ara MILFs with libidos that pornstars can't even pretend to emulate, and having sex once a day was considered abusively low. And that, when born, males are taken, raised, and ranked, and given to elite, high class families of women to breed with and extract cum for the health of society. Oh, but even though it's so valuable and rare, semen isn't actually that viable, so reproduction is already near civilization-endingly low So regular semen drainage is a given. Males can expect to be brought to orgasm no less than 10-20 times a day. Being awoken to the feeling of a vacuum cleaner on your dick and opening your eyes to find the maid's mouth tightly sealed around your cock, even though it is strictly forbidden for a woman to have sex with a male not assigned to her family is not uncommon. Masturbation of course is extremely illegal for males but due to being small and weak, it's usually just punished with re-education. Except for being literal cum-slaves, males are treated like high class second class citizens, So like a medieval princess.
I keep having sex in my lucid dreams. Like, the moment I figure out I'm conscious and I can do anything, I just conjure up different women I've seen in my life and I have sex with them. When I finish, it feels amazing, it really felt like I came. Infinite cum. I'd fly back to my college, and see my class crush there and fucked the shit out of her. I'd fly to my secondary school and fuck this hot teacher that I keep undressing with my eyes while she taught me. I'd fly everywhere, every crush, every location, and even any girl I see in the streets in that lucid dream I'd fuck her and cum inside her. However, when I wake up, I don't have any stains or whatsoever so It's like I have infinite cum and I don't know if that's good because I wanna do fun stuff like webswinging like spiderman or conjure up a mecha and fight a kaiju but I keep nutting and conjuring hot babes and fucking em straight off the bat. I can't stay away from nutting lucid ectoplasm while conjuring big juicy titties bouncing on my face. The worst part is that I could make it even better for myself. I can make the tiddies bigger, pussy tighter and I can just demand for them to do stuff because it's my dream and so it all just works out for me instinctively but objectively I can't do the things I wanna do as aforementioned because I'm just too busy nutting myself to death everytime I count 6 fingers on each hand.
Whenever you point fingerguns at any person, they IMMEDIATELY orgasm.
Imagine geting robbed, and as you see the guy cock his gun, you pull out your finger guns. He asks "Pffft. Whats that gunna do?". But then, you make him bust the FATTEST nut of his life, making him unwillingly slump to the ground, from pure shock and pleasure. You begin to walk past the fallen robber, and notice a huge wet spot in his pants. Under your breath, you murmur, "Bullseye", as you stare down your incapacitated foe. What a day to be alive.
Fine sire, that quite the shapely shaft thou hast betwixt thine legs! Thine bollocks hangeth but a sliver to the east, with a perplexing bend, akin to the archways of camelot. Thou hast past the cock trifle quite eloquently, o knight of brettonia. But now the king craveth but a drop of thine heavenly juices! Royal fellatio shalt be administered sire!
