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My husband wants me to pretend to be “a man” while we’re intimate

    I need to get this off my system not just my chest honestly! I have no idea where this is coming from but he basically wants me to roleplay as a "man" the next time we're intimate. The whole pant suit (his suit he wants me to use) and tie and even mustache! I got weirded out and said no because it really felt off to me. I mean yes I'm not trying to kink shame but trying to get me to act as if I'm a man really feels off. He started complaining saying I was blowing this whole thing out of propotion and that he gets turned on by the "idea" of women acting as "men" currently. I refused to do because I'm uncomfortable but he's sulking hard about it saying if he were in my shoes he'd this for me but I doubt it.
    
    but again, this could be nothing and I'm just overreacting but I can't help but feel uncomfortable.

    I’m a cis guy living with a FTM

      I’m a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best 184 KB JPG orgasm of their life.
      
      I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to fuck them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this.

      I, your savior, have arrived😌💅AMA

        I am a CEO👨‍💼of a major mouthwash company, millionaire philanthropist and sexer💦 of females😌.Im here to give tips on dating females and also💁‍♀️to help you all unlearn toxic⚠️ incel culture⚠️thereby improving your interactions with females👩‍🦳and sex life greatly. So AMA. Yes, I am your savior☺️No need to thank me, peasants😂I am the greatest, I repeat, the GREATEST sexer of females of all time and by following my teachings, you may also be like me😅but not me tho🤷‍♂️

        My first sexy sexperience

          We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 10/10/2010. First she sexied my sexy sexing dick that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing pussy of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies.

          I just had sex(straight)(with a female)

            I have sex(with females) every day
            Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

            I want to pin you against a wall

              This is literally just a erotic literature. There's absolutely no joke.
              I want to pin you against a wall and start slowly makeing out with you as my hands go down your body, I starts rubbing against your dick untill it's hard and then I'll put my hand in your pants and just start slowly jerking you off untill your struggling to kiss back and then I'll take your pants off and slowly move down and put it in my mouth and go as deep as I can and I'll get it all slobbery and we and then I'll push you on the bed and take my top of and my pants and get ontop and just slowly start ridding you, and then I'll speed up and just watch you looking at my tits bouncing up and down untill I here you grunting and breathing heavy.........