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Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta!

    Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta! What a game changer! I'm sure the 5 measly lines of text you just posted are going to be the next big copypasta in no time! This is hilarious! Great Stuff! I can really see this being the next big thing! It's gonna be the next "Navy Seal" or "Penguin Of Doom", I can feel it! I love how short and boring it was! Extra points for being extremely forgettable with no interesting lines, a complete lack of tone, and, as I mentioned earlier, an extremely compact 30 to 40 word length! You know what you should do? You should, unprompted, post this godawful pasta in the comments of a post on a separate subreddit and when people downvote you you can post it to r/AteThePasta! Now that would be funny! Almost as funny as the pasta itself, which, may I remind you, is extremely short! God I can't believe you came up with this all on your own! Thanks so much for this! It's truly a gift! And it made me realise that no matter how hard I try I will never find a copypasta as funny as this roughly 30 word paragraph that has already been forgotten by the 47 people who upvoted it, and the 20 people who commented !thesaurizethis over and over again! And I should give up all hope of coming up with such a great pasta in my life, so I'm simply going to kill myself tonight! This is your fault! Your copypasta made me kill myself! I'm going to write your reddit username in my suicide note, as well as the entire copypasta, which I should have no trouble fitting on the page since it's so fucking short! Thanks again! 😁

    I like boobs

      booba
      Why yes, I do fancy myself an appreciator (a connoisseur, if you will) of the finest part of the weaker sex, those which are frequently identified as 'breasts', however those of a more crass vernacular may also refer to them as boobs, boobies, knockers, jugs, shoulder boulders, and a myriad other decidedly uncouth names, most certainly not refined enough to even begin to touch upon the true beauty of such soft, refined perfection, moulded by the lucky hands of God Himself. My own personal experience with these absolute sculptured artworks is rather limited, for reasons I can comprehend but will refrain from explaining, however I am currently accepting applications from those who wish to privately showcase their true beauty to me, mayhaps? ;)

      from r/196

        When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it.
        
        They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?).
        
        I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public

        Not only do I feel dumber

          Sigma male wouldn't care
          Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. God help us all, except you. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing and basic addition, but that's besides the point. We want you to know, we don't support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. I'd mind you less if you'd stop wasting our oxygen, and valuable resources on your stupid insignificant life. Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.

          Sister I’ve noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab.

            based and halalpilled.
            Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
            Sister. 🤧👱 I've 🙅 noticed 🙀 that 💬 your 🐦 reddit 👽 avatar is not 🚫❌ wearing 👙👙 a hijab. 🧕 When 🍆⏰ you 👈 wear 👙 a hijab, 🧕 you 😀 are obeying the commandments of Allah, and you 🚫🙏 can expect 📝 great ❤️ rewards in 🎁🔙👏 return. 🔙 It is allah's protection of your 🤗🍑 natural 👉 beauty. 👄 You 👉🏻 are too 😎 precious 💰💰 to be 🐝🏻 "on 🔛🔼 display" for.every man 🕴 to see. 🙈 It is allah's preservation of your 💃 chastity. Allah purifies your 😏 heart 💕 and mind 🤯 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 Allah raises the dignity 🙍 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 When ⏰ a strange man 🦸🏾‍♂️ looks 💉💯 at you, 🤟😀🤟😀🤟😀 he 📷 respects you 👆 because 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ he 👨 sees 👀 that 🏻 you 👈🏽 respect 🤬♀️ yourself. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ And this applies to your 🙅🏿 reddit 👃👽 avatar as well. 👀

            im not homophobic, just extremely racist

              Hi i got suspended from reddit for the "what are you fucking gay" comment and just wanted to say that it was a joke and i thought that it could obviously be seen as one but i guess it wasnt. So yeah im not homophobic, just extremely racist, sorry if i made you feel bad, all my homies are allies of the lgbtq community. idek if you reported it maybe you got the joke but better safe than sorry and all that