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Why do people always say not my proudest fap?

    My proudest fap was jacking off to a doujin that had bad grammar and I corrected everything in the comments of said doujin while nutting
    Why do people always say not my proudest fap when refering to really wierd or bad porn? What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interacial porn you should be way more proud than if you only cum to a man and a woman having boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you cum it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just cum to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push on against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.

    ok and?

      ok and?
      "ok and?" and? and what? suck my dick? what the fuck do you want me to say? i already got my point across to your pubic brain and here you are acting like a smug smartass in a miserable way to be funny and trying to win an argument against me cause you won't accept fair criticism

      Geometry Dash is easy

        Geometry Dash is a series of music platforming video games
        Do not fucking talk trash to me like this. You are garbage at Geometry Dash, do you fully understand how fucking shit you are the game? You're sitting there with an ass full of shit, and you're smashing your keyboard at me trying to beat the first level, the first fucking level. I want this to become very clear to you - I have beaten every single level in Geometry Dash, and I have collected all 3 of the secret coins. Can you even COMPREHEND my level of skill in Geometry Dash?

        Dear people who comment on porn

          Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck you’re masturbating to will see “you are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasure😍😍😍” will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, I’d bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.

          Your mother and I had very loud

            Aight gramps, time for your schizophrenia meds.
            Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

            Touching grass is extremely ableist

              First and foremost, telling someone to touch grass can be extremely rude as they may not have access to grass in their area. The reason it is ableist is because some people are allergic to grass and telling them to touch grass is basically a death threat. They may also live in an apartment, and telling them to go outside it pretty much telling them to jump out of the window and kill themselves. I hope I could educate some of you. 💃💃💃

-💃Abby💃, BLM, ACAB, LGBTQ+, Dreamsexual, Animesexual,