I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine look bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.
Sorry to bother you milady, but id like to inform you that i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar. I dont know why, its just so hot. omg the pink skin makes it even better
You are NOT PERMITTED or ALLOWED to tell me how or what to feel. You FAIL to look at the CONTEXT for which the remark was made. BY questioning and judging MY “hopes” or feelings about that situation, being “outraged“ by my opinion or feelings DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ADVOCATE FOR TERRORIZING ABORTION CLINICS which was EXACTLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING. That man was carrying a loaded weapon to protest abortion which suggests ONLY ONE THING, that man had ILL INTENT TO KILL A PROVIDER AND/OR A PATIENT AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. I STAND BEHIND MY COMMENT AND POST IN THAT HE GOT INSTANT KARMA, and exactly what he deserved. I don’t owe you ANY Fucking explanation as to WHY I feel the way I do. STOP YOUR HYPOCRITICAL VIRTUE SIGNALING. YOU CANT MANDATE AND CONTROL PEOPLES FEELINGS. NOT EVERYONE IS THE SAME RELIGION AND YOU ARE BEING A RELIGIOUS BIGOT NOW TO TRY TO ATTEMPT TO TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL AND IF IT IS WRONG OR NOT . HOW DARE YOU! Your comment is HYPOCRITICAL AT BEST. I’ll BET if we all WENT ON YOUR PAGE/PROFILE and reviewed YOUR comment history we would likely find more than a few things much much WORSE than what I had hoped would happen to someone trying to attack an abortion clinic. If you want to be petty, keep in mind that others can take offense TO YOU TOO ,this is a private group and to come in here and HARASS an oppressed group (such as us) makes you low-level and no better than the OPPRESSORS AND VIOLENT TERRORISTS YOU DEFEND. For all we know you probably ARE ONE (terrorist): but what I will NOT do is allow you to come in here and attempt to intimidate the users who are having a private discussion. Your diminished intellect certainly suggests so. YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT ANTI-CHOICE EXTREMISTS ARE KNOWN TERRORISTS IN THIS COUNTRY AND HAVE A HISTORY OF KILLING ABORTION PROVIDERS WITH GUN VIOLENCE. My assessment is that you DID NOT read the article because your reading comprehension skills are probably WAY BELOW PAR and you have absolutely NO understanding of the REALITY of ANTI-CHOICE PROTESTERS HARASSING AND TERRORIZING CLINICS AND THEIR PATIENTS . THEY KILL ABORTION DOCTORS WITH THEIR GUNS YOU IGNORANT FUCK, MY COMMENT WAS JUSTIFIED DUE TO CONTEXT. Your comment is RIDICULOUS because you are comparing the feelings of someone YOU DO NOT KNOW to someone else WHO ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED VIOLENCE AGAINST AN ABORTION CLINIC WITH A LOADED GUN LIKELY WITH INTENT TO KILL. Be outraged at the gunman not MY reaction if you want to advocate for something benevolent, but that’s not your intent, ALL YOURE DOING IS VIRTUE SIGNALING. Comparing MY reaction to THEIR attempted violence is MORONIC and you are OBVIOUSLY advocating for more gun violence against abortion clinics. WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU EXTREMISTS TO STIFLE WOMENS RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY AND WE WONT ALLOW YOU TO STIFLE OUR VOICES FOR EXPRESSING OUTRAGE OF GUN VIOLENCE AT ABORTION CLINICS , THAT IS OUR FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH, You seem mentally unstable perhaps you should CHECK YOUR MEDS. .You don’t have to like my feelings but attacking ME and advocating for gun violence in this context is CONTRARIAN and EXACTLY the kind of attitude that got our capitol attacked. At least I just express outrage in an appropriate forum with like minds, YOU assholes and that jerk with the gun attack the Capitol don’t you! GTFOOH When you post in groups you don’t belong, you can expect backlash, I will NOT retract my comment and YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT ON OFF.
No, they don't.
Have you ever been to Mexico? Some places there are nice but on the whole, it's a very depressing and dismal place to be. I can't imagine living there for more than a day or two at most, and nowhere but a hotel in that circumstance.
I have been to "the streets" several times, though, and know a fair bit about the goings-on of the major players there - even joined one of the local gangs (just for show, I didn't want any cuts or anything, it was purely symbolic) - and I have never once heard the term "Mexican handshake" used. Maybe you're just familiar with a more run-down or worse neighborhood than I am, but I'm pretty confident of my knowledge in these things (I tend to have more casual knowledge than most people just as a result of my relatively wide range of places I've traveled to and the cultures I've experienced)
So yeah, I think all of us would appreciate if, both for accuracy and for integrity, you didn't just try to make up slang words to sound cool for people on the internet, and only speak from the experience you actually have, as I try to do. Other than that, I hope you have a great day, and hope that no one asks your opinion on a subject in which you lack expertise, for I fear that there will be a situation later where your insufficiently truthful information will likely malign their ability to know as much accurate information as possible, and may therefore worsen decision making.
Edit: I seem to be getting brigaded by several hundred alt accounts of u/Johnnadawearsglasses simply because I called him out for his lack of real world knowledge. Instead of actually learning, he chooses to hide my actual experience and factual information. To everyone: please stop downshaking me. It only serves to silence me further, hiding valuable information about the state of cultural life in Mexico, and allowing misinformation to be spread. This is antithetical to all principles I hold sacred, and it must cease immediately. Thank you.
Unless you have definitive proof that your cock has not been sucked, please stop saying ludicrous claims like this because quite frankly it's disturbing seeing so much misinformation being spread around.
More thank likely, your cock has been sucked. You are not unique just like the thousands of other people who came before you that claim their cock "can't be unsucked." Almost every single one turned out to be falsifying their cock's suck status and it's sickening to see this kind of shit be used for petty political gain.
If you would like to confirm once and for all whether or not your cock has been sucked, you need to go into the nearest medical facility immediately and they will perform a taste test on it. You will have your results back in 3-5 days and maybe then you can talk about not having a sucked cock.
These "Femboys" have ruined my life
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!
EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!
THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!
I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX
AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE).
EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!
THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT
TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!
SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!
