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Nutting to drawings shouldn’t be considered gay

    Based? I think?
    If nutting to drawings isn't considered sex, then nutting to drawings shouldn't be considered gay. It is quite natural for a Male to be attracted to that which has feminine features, and traps have most of those features. It's not our fault they have a dicks. People that like traps are actually more straight because they can find girls attractive even with negative features (dicks). Because we are willing to be attracted to more feminine beings than normal people are, we are less gay. Traps are not mere men, but girls with dicks and small tits. We are not gay, we are just more accepting than most people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

    r/vexillology

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      Just because it doesn't match your beauty standards, doesn't mean it's bad. I cannot begin to comprehend why you dont like it. It seems the divide between you and I (on intellectual levels) is greater than I could have ever imagined. While I was busy creating the next big thing, you and your underdeveloped brain decided to humor me with “comedy gold,” as others have said recently. Well, you certainly have failed to humor me — in fact, you have actually made me quite upset. It is for that I applaud you, I truly do. You may have just been the first of the cesspool of commoners to finally pique my attention, the first whose utter shithole opinion absolutely didn't make my day.

      Whenever you’re losing an argument online

        Use this whenever someone says you're sus
        Ok hillbilly person who supports genocide and pedophiles and war crimes and the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide and 9/11 and incest and rape and the Armenian genocide and Nazis and the Japanese interment camps and sterilizing immigrants and concentration camps and harvesting organs and mass shootings and human trafficking and totalitarian fascist regimes and Donald Trump saying "There were very fine people on both sides" and white supremacy and male supremacy and cis supremacy and hetero supremacy and the coronavirus pandemic and imperialism and bombing Syria and the drug war and the Crusades and the Holodomor and the January 6th capitol storm and slavery and World War 1 and World War 2 and diabetes and cancer and AIDS and Ebola and murder and rabies and police brutality and fatherless homes and motherless homes and segregation and Jim Crow laws and the Uyghur genocide and animal abuse and selling SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents and murdering babies and voter fraud and fascism and fatphobia and ableism and criminalizing homosexuality and bestiality and kids starving in the streets and saying slurs and cannibalism and banning everything in existence and wishing that all of life on Earth was extinct. Fuck you!

        This offends me as a vegan transgender

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          This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.

          I Swear On Me Mum

            The original pasta was first seen in Body Building forums.
            u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

            The josh fight was rigged

              The fight was rigged from the start
              There is no conceivable way that the results of the Josh fight were not rigged. The sheer prospect of a little kid winning even 1 fight in single combat is laughable, I counted at least 253 grown men also fighting for such title in just one video, and you mean to tell me, that NONE of them managed to best a child? As a Josh myself I cannot fathom the embarrassment that these weaklings will have to carry every single day for the rest of their miserable lives, I share a smaller amount of this burden because I was just too far away from Nebraska to attend, but I would've won, and I know this because I have beaten children into an inch of their lives since I was at school, and now as a fully grown, 27 year old man, I would've been able to kick his ass blindfolded. It is more than abundantly clear that Little Josh bought his way up the rankings, it's such a shame that more and more sports are falling victim to corruption. They are all lucky I didn't make it.