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Go ahead, call the cops, unfortunately they can’t unpiss your bed

    What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy?
    Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. It was like a pee tsunami, and was so great I also came a little.
    
    And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed.
    
    What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my roller skate shoes I am faster than wind.
    
    But don't be sad that I'm leaving, hold on to that wet, yellow bedsheet, smell my glorious essence, and I have to say I had a good time. Relieving my tummy of all that pee.
    
    So long, bussy cucker.

    You will draw me a picture of Todoroki Shoto

      Your artwork of Asui Tsuyu from Boku no Hero Academia came across my feed yesterday and I found it to be excellent. Your art style captured her subtle qurkiness perfectly, and the green-toned, water-themed background suited her equally well. Boku no Hero Academia is my favorite anime. You will draw me a picture of Todoroki Shoto, full body, eyes flaming (one of fire, one of ice in accordance with his double Quirk), engaged in a battle with Ashido Mina, subduing her with his superior strength. Draw her breasts extra full, and her body lithe. You have until 20:00 Mountain time this evening. Am I understood? Apparently I have not made myself clear enough for your peasant brain. I have stated the guidelines for which the artwork you will complete for me, and the time by which it will be completed. I suggest you get to work before you suffer the consequences. You are wearing my patience thin, missy. Hop to it. (That was not an intended Asui Tsuyu pun, though I am known to be clever.) I may be young in years, but it is highly evident that it outpace you in intelligence by an immeasurable distance. Begin my artwork now before I lose patience. Listen closely, little girl. Final warning. Have my requested artwork delivered via this DM chat by 20:00 Mountain time this evening, or else. I should have expected as much from an idiotic SJW dullard such as yourself. Additionally, I find your use of derogatory terms such as “weeaboo” and “weeb” to be highly offensive. I am neither a “weeaboo” or a “weeb”, I am proudly an Otaku. Consider my offer retracted. I will simply have to seek out the services of a better, more intelligent artist, whose beliefs and ideals align more consistently with my own. I am indeed rather close with Ishida-sempai, but I refuse to bore him with your dim-witted demand. Your inferior intellect offends me and would surely offend Ishida-sempai as well.

      Says the poor brainless console peasant

        Glorious PC Master Race
        Says the poor brainless console peasant. No mods, no money to achieve high performance, no creativity to set up your own devices. Calling me pathetic lol, I actually work and gather money for Gaming PC whilst you console peasants probably beg to your parents for buying you a console. So tell me, have you been a good brat by doing house chores?

        Stop telling me to touch grass 😡😡😡

          Sounds like OP needs to touch some grass.
          Fuck all asshole who tell me to feel grass. I live in a desert with air pollution from a drying body of water. All I feel is hot dirt, all I smell is dead fish, all I hear are gunshots at night, which is why I love to go outside instead of bitching to weebs that tell weebs to go outside. I'm not a weeb! I know I finished watching anime long ago on YouTube like a weeb but guys I'm not a weeb! Stop saying I am I like 3d girls not 2d pillows that stink of sweat and nut. I exercise lifting a backpack full of books and shit and it do work doe.

          The art of the copypasta

            POV you said copypastas doesn't affect you
            The art of the copypasta is an ancient technique used by multiple generations across the world. It is a staple of mocking culture, a cornerstone. You're saying that, because "it's a secondhand insult, it does not affect me". Do I need to tell you how stupid that statement that is? Do you know how politicians get their votes halved? Exactly, by the media. "B-b-but how does the media do this?????" I hear you ask. Well, they use their own words against them. Just because you said something doesn't mean you are ''immune'' to any insult involved with that saying. Your pathetic little brain isn't able to even comprehend basic karma and I do not have a smidge of empathy for your inevitable failure in life. The author of a terribly written book is never immune to criticism. "Well, they spent a lot of time into writing the book so-" Shut Up. No. The mere cringe I experience when you speak using that voice of yours and its very own screeching nagging tone is close to infinite. The sheer inability of your mind to get a grasp of modern culture and society is a massive red flag involving all your future interactions with actually competent beings. I actively yearn for the day that your IQ surpasses 7 but alas, it'll sadly never happen.
            
            Kind Regards,
            
            me

            Take my damn award and leave

              Giving an Award, or "gilding", is a way to show appreciation for an exceptional contribution to Reddit
              OMG! You got me! Take my damn award and leave. Get the hell out. Collapse my reply right this second! You must take every course of action possible to distance yourself from me after you have frustrated me into coughing up this worthless Reddit emoji. Leave this subreddit at once! Delete your account and the Reddit app. Smash your phone and laptop and terminate your home WiFi connection. Take whatever you can carry on your back and flee far far away, as far as you can go on your own two feet. Then, once you tire, you must find an alternate mode of transportation to travel even farther, for you have truly flummoxed and bamboozled me with the stunning ingenuity of your comment. I must ensure that I have no chance of ever seeing you again, for I would be put to utter shame by your endless glory in the off chance that we crossed paths. Go get on a plane, taxi, bus, ship, motorcycle, or whatever you desire and travel until you reach the nearest space station. From here, you must enter training for several long years to become an astronaut so that you may leave this planet forever. I have no doubt you would be able to complete the training program fluidly despite lacking all relevant work or education experience due to the cutting-edge wordplay you have exhibited in the meticulous creation of your comment. Once you finish training, and embark on your first mission to space, you must use your incredible genius to hijack the space shuttle, hack the ground computer control systems, and pilot yourself in a trajectory away from our solar system and deep into interstellar space. Only by sending yourself to the farthest corners of not just our galaxy, our galaxy cluster, nor local supercluster, but to the edge of the observable universe may I be safe from being dissolved to atoms by the mere aura of your presence.