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    y'all remember Leafy?
    Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly subreddit. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.

    a comment from r/atheism

      r/atheism are basically cringe lords
      Yeah, I once meet this really cool japanese lady who had a lot of money and would visit Hawaii a lot where I lived. We meet randomly and really enjoyed each othe and went on a few dates. Found out she was a christian and I just kinda stopped caring. Some shit happened and I wasn't able to meet up at an agreed upon time and she did not respond to my call afterward. Never made any effort past that to fix things since she was a christian. I think about her sometimes and wonder how things would have been and then I think about her being christian and I'm like ehhh oh well.

      AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City?

        NTA your river your rules
        I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA?

        Confessing true feelings to my mom

          mommy makes my pp hard
          After weeks of sexual tension and a few events, I came to the conclusion that I’m in love with my mom. She gives me butterflies like no one before and kissing her feels so natural. I envision us being together and possibly giving her a kid. The other night we were laying in bed together and started making out (this is basically a nightly occurrence now) I was on top of her grinding on her pussy and I basically just said “mom I’m in love with you.” It kind of caught her of guard and her response was “what do u mean” and I explained to her that I wanted her to be my girl and spend our lives together. She said “fuck I wanna be yours forever” and we started making out a lot quicker and I fingered her pussy for a while before she said she needed to shower. I’m still not sure of our future but she knows how I feel about her.

          am i gay for falling on my dildo?

            its just a banana mom i swear!
            So i, a 30 y/o male usually uses my dildo each day, and yesterday, i slipped in the shower and fell on it. It got stuck up my ass, which i had to go to the hospital to get it taken out. Reddit, please help me determine whether im gay or not for accidentally falling on my dildo.