Let me explain. This was about three months ago. I used to have a cum jar (because of a pornography addiction) that was hidden under my bed. It was what I think to be about 1 AM. I had fallen out of my bed and woke up. I had a SEVERE fucking throat ache. I saw my cum jar under the bed, but I thought it was milk (I have milk in my room). My dumbass didn't think to recognize that the milk was in a glass jar and since I was super tired I thought I had a bottle from like the milkman or some shit (can't exactly remember). I open it, drink it, and think "damn, this is good fucking milk". I quickly chug the rest of the jar and go to sleep. Next morning I wake up, get out of bed and notice a tipped over mason jar with semen leaking out. as I'm sitting there thinking "how could this happen?" I remember that glass of milk I had last night. That's how I drank my own cum jar.
I think I rizzed too hard 😭😭😭😭
I slid into this femboys DMs by saying "Are you Mrs. Butterworth cuz you're hella sweet and you got that hourglass figure" and it went so well, and we had the common interest of playing guitar so I thought why not ask him "Do you wanna play guitar together? I could do the fingering then you could do the stroking." But now he's not responding 😭😭😭😭 He had told me he liked pistachio, so naturally I tried saving it by saying "Are you pistachio mochi? Cuz you look smooth, soft, and squishy, but sweet on the inside too," but he's still not responding 😭😭 Did I fumble? 😭 Did I rizz too hard? 😭
I gotta share this weird thing that happened in class today. I had this hilarious idea to play the Soviet Union anthem at full volume during our history class. But guess what? No one even cracked a smile. It was like a ghost town in there.
I truely don't get it. Personally I thought the timing was genius because we were covering the Cold War and stuff. But now I'm left wondering what went wrong and why nobody thought it was funny.
I understand that comedy is subjective and not everyone is into this dark/edgy type of humor but it was honestly mind-boggling to see how nobody seemed to understand the punchline.
Ok so I did a thing and it escalated (quickly)
So I was hanging with this girl, we’ll call her Lina, and we were flirting back and forth. Then I got close and whispered something in her ear and she said, “if you get that close again I will kiss you.” I obviously got close again thinking she was being dramatic, she kissed me and then we started to make out.
She stopped and asked if I wanted to go farther and then we went to “the sex spot” and continued where we left off. We continued to make out, I started to feel her up. Then one thing led to another and I fingered her. Then we had to get to our college class so we had to wrap it up.
No need to give advice or talk about it. I just needed to tell somebody, anybody really. (Thank you for reading and have a nice day)
(Rant) I keep getting misgendered and I'm fucking cis 😭😭😭😭
Okay so for starters,I'm a MAN. DICK, BALLS AND ALL. But because god decided to make me 5'5, and the fact that I have long curly hair that covers my hair, people think I'm a girl 😭 when I went to go eat a restaurant with my family, the waiter told me ma "your daughter is very pretty" and pointed at me 😭 when I went to go meet my VERY CONSERVATIVE Family in the south, my grandaunt hugged me and said "oh my god look at this pretty woman!" Until I lifted up my hair! I get cat called by random guys on the street that get creeped out when I respond in my deep masculine voice. It doesn't help that I usually wear like baggy sweaters with skinny jeans (I have a pretty fat ass and thighs I've been told). People think it's funny but it kinda gets demasculinizating at times cause I genuinely want to be more manly and shit 😭 and I'm not even a Twink or a femboy!!! I just OCCASIONALLY put on eyeliner and pant my nails but I HAVE MASCULINE FEATURES DAMNIT!!! alr thank u for listening to my rant :)
It happened in science class. The cheerleaders had just gotten back from practice and I was sitting directly behind the girl I had a crush on. Her bag was placed behind her and I saw where the bag wasn't fully zipped up and a pair of her panties were sprouting out the side. When I'm horny I barely think straight.. the lights were off and we were watching a science documentary on the projector so I thought I'd be able to get them without anyone seeing, I took them out slowly and kept an eye out. I thought I was successful.. I did many ungodly things with those panties.
By 3rd period at school the next day, all of the guys were calling me "panty boy" and I of course already knew what that was about.. the nickname stuck for the rest of the year and I'm still called it occasionally, mostly by friends. Me and that girl were kind of friends before and I was trying to build up the courage to ask her out prior, but I knew that was no longer possible. She never said anything about it, but she avoided me at all costs.. a lot of the guys would tease her for what I did, there were times I thought that I should stand up for her, but I was too much of a coward and didn't want to look "uncool" besides, how could the guy that did the pervy act be the good guy in the situation? So I just left it alone. What had happened was very humiliating for me, but I'm sure that what I felt was only half of what she must have felt..
I'm going to be a junior this year and I still can't stop thinking about it.. I feel disgusting for being such a little perv. I'm really contemplating reaching out to her and apologizing. Is that a good idea? or should I just leave it in the past?
