Ayo EDP (Edward Dickle Pants) Tell me why your ears are in the nether and yo eyebrows on max brightness and yo neck is in incognito mode boy you look like the muffin mans drug dealer boy you got a level 6 diglet stickin out the top of yo head boy. You look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo momma used bakugons as anal beads you lost yo virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air. Ayo shut yo indian cricket, ribbit ribbit, spinner fidget, stupid midget, genji main, mega brain, grandpa beat you with a cane, half eaten onion ring, Burger King, mustard packet, ups employee of the month, waluigi, dirty squeegee, lil nas X hey panini run my dick you’ll see a genie, demon slayer, howdy neighbor, 353 pound Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open my mouth and take my cupcake. Now swallow it….. good job here hold on let me burp you. Bum ahh boy ayo here’s yo months rent. BUM AHH BOY
Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin’ the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God I’m really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I don’t know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying “Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya”. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said “anuminum OKRRRR”. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back.
Listen to me right now, Trunks. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUHH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.
Listen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
I do not know why you talking boy you got a decepticon dildo in yo nostrils cmon nigga if you don’t get yo tangerine mrclean can i get a jelly bean urine stain rusty drain destiny 2 dlc campaign builder hut ingrown nut spread me wide and fill me up flint and steel banana peel dream just did a face reveal head ass outta my face you look like you headbutt billy goats for table scraps and slap box bears for beehives nigga you be sleeping in yo bed like an inverted fraction with yo feet on the pillow wacky ass backboard looking ass yo ass built like a woo walking semi autistic naked mole rat wit a boosie fade and yeezy slides no drip just drought lookin ass nigga you started throwing rocks at gay people calling yo self the fruity pebble yo goofy ass before you eat dinner night yo dad stand in the door way wit a belt turn around and say poco la po chi hey wassup my nigga you start skidding around your abusive father having ass stop playing nigga when yo grandfather was falling asleep on the couch you tapped his nipple and put the nigga in low power mode nice ass grandson lookin ass nigga ayo can you do me a favor and explain to me why yo grandma shooting laser beams out her nipples tf going on wit ha ugly ass tell me why everytime yo grandpa tickles you yo ass make a insert coin sound and give the nigga a coin stupid ass nigga you be like *insert coin sound x5* i’m making money stupid ass nigga you ugly ass shit you was jumping to school yesterday like *insert mario jumping sound* you threw a rock at yo dad and thought you caught a snorlax nigga yo best friend in school is a cockroach with one antenna in the back of the janitors closet you was getting bullied at school and said water breathing tenth form and started spitting every with yo broken water faucet demon slaver having ass wannabe having ass nigga you thought a jolly rancher was a happy ole redneck with yo old mcdonald had a farm eat me like a chicken parm lookin ass yo ass nasty nigga *instert squash sound* i just stepped on yo grandma is it true r false that at 2am last night this was you in yo kicthen *insert goofy ahh tip toe sound* getting a cucumber with yo lil devious ass stop playing nigga tell me why you went to taco bell and bought a bell tf you doing wit yo lil nasty ass boy
Ayo Sneako shut the fuck up cause now I'm really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.
PACKGOD: Bro you ugly as shit, what the fuck? GOD DAMN bro you don't got waves on yo head, bro you got a god damn tidal sequence on yo head, yo ass ugly as shit. Bro look at yo emo ass bruh, if you don't get yo "IM AT BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER QUEEN, CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY" lookin ass, and look at yo nipples! boy you look like you shoot laser beams out of yo nipples, (pepe-pew, pew pew) pointy ass nipple ass garden gnome nose lookin ass nipple boy you ugly as shit, shut yo dirty ass up bro, say something bro
ISHOWSEX: who the fuck are you?
PACKGOD: WHO THE FUCK AM I? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? if you don't get your ishowspeed dried out weed body built like an anal bead headphone wire deflated tire farted on the mic and called it fire chicken pox dirty socks "AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX" crypto scam orange crayon peanut butter jelly jam, dirty toe sloppy joe "CRISTIANO RONALDO!" lookin ass up you ugly as shit, shut yo stupid ass up you dirty as hell bruh, if you don't get your slightly below average 22 savage moldy cabbage, went to therapy to quit yo habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits refrigerator is filled with maggots father abuses you with his tennis racket, school gave you a chromebook you tried to hack it, semiautomatic soy sauce packet, roaches inbreeding inside yo attic, BUST DOWN GRAMMA, let me smack it lookin ass, boy you ugly as shit, if you dont get your half a fry cherry pie BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY lookin ass back, bro you dirty as hell, you look like you were born inside of a handicap parking space, stupid ass boy you dirty as shit bro-
ISHOWUNDERWEAR: SHUT THE FUCK- SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO, hey chat he probably is a messi dickrider
PACKGOD: mess-, messy dick? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECKITRALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS "IM GONNA WRECK IT" lookin ass momma boy you dirty as shit you downloaded pirated FL Studio and made a bass boosted nightcore remix out of yo parents sex tape, that shit was like "AH AH AH AH WA WA CHICHICHICHICHI, BAWAWAWA, "OH YEAH HAROLD" BAWAWAWA," look at yo stupid ass boy you ugly as hell bro yo eyebrows look like boomerangs boy you ugly as shit look at yo nose yo nose look like a goomba off mario bros "YA HOO!!!! LETS A GOO!!" stupid ass bitch (ishowspeed starts barking) (unintelligble) LOOK AT YO HEADPHONE yo got a wire connected earphone what the fuck? you was in yo basement last night and you said "BLOOD DEMON ART MUSICAL PRECISION" and started playing black ops 3 with a fucking clarinet "HOO WOO HOO BOO WOO" (ishowspeed starts screaming "shut the fuck up) (unintelligble)
PACKGOD: YOU EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST, you look like you brush yo teeth with a pickle, at thanksgiving dinner you picked up your moms vibrator jumped on the kitchen table, pulled yo pants down and and yelled "ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH WLLWLWLWLWLWLWLWL**"** stupid ass nigga look at yo neck yo neck look like a windex bottle (spraying sounds) and look at yo god damn dirty earrings them shits look like a drop of sperm on each of yo ears, you look like a termite with scoliosis, you bitch boy you ugly as he-
ISHOWNOBITCHES: shut the- shut yo ass up, you shut the hell up who the fuck you talkin to (stands up)
PACKGOD: BITCH YO, LOOK AT YO PANTS!!!! LOOK AT YO PANTS, LOOK AT YO MOTHERFUCKIN WEINER THAT SHIT STICKIN OUT OF YO PANTS, AYO WHAT THE FUCK? (unintelligble) BITCH YO UNDERPANTS SPONSORED BY COCA COLA, look at those nasty ass pants bitch you dirty as hell, bitch you better get yo "WORLD CAHHHHUP, WORLD CUHHHP, WARLD CAAAAAAUHP, WURLD CAAP" stupid ass nigga sounding bro, you ugly as shit bro, yo ass was getting motherfuckin fucked by anna ross, that shit was like "EVERYDAY I BA BA BA WA BA BA BA WA WA" and there was like "HGRUP GRUP RRUGBP BRUHT BRRT RRGBHT DRRGCP" and you was like "EEH EEH EEP EEH EEH E E" you stupid ass, what u gon do? what u gon do bitch? (ishowspeed angrily flexing muscles) look at yo arms, scrawny ass cheese nigga arms, what the fuck you built like a staple, you the fuck built like a paperclip, what u gon do? yo gon start crying? "WHOOH BOOH HOOH (crying noises)" bitch you ugly as shit you like shaggy from scooby doo "RUH ROH RAGGY! ISHOWSPEEDS GETTING MAD!" bitch ass you ugly ass bro, what you wearing right now you got adidas shorts, bitch tell me why you built like an autistic traffic cone, fuck wrong with you buddy now SAY SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING (unintelligble noises)
PACKGOD: -CABBAGE BASKET, SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU DIRTY AS HELL, you built like a fucking cucumber with eyeballs, you ass ugly as shit, on my momma you stupid ass bro, you dusty musty crusty ugly ass, dirty bag motherfucking ugly rag, motherfucking where's my dad, motherfucking "OH SHIT" fortnite lag, you ugly as shit, say something bro you do nothing bro.
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Who the fuck am I?
Bitch what the fuck.
If you don't get your IShowSpeed, Dried out weed, body built like an anal bead, headphone wire, deflated tire, farted in the mic and called it fire, chicken pox, dirty socks, AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX, crypto scam, orange crayon, peanut butter jelly jam, dirty toe, sloppy joe, christano ronaldo lookin ass up you ugly as shit. Shut yo stupid ass up boi you dirty as hell bruh.
If you don't get yo slightly below average, 22 savage, moldy cabbage, went to therapy to quit yo habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits, refrigerator filled with maggots, father abuses you with his tennis racket, school gave you a chromebook you tried to hack it, semi-automatic, soy sauce packet, roaches inbreeding inside your attic, bust down grandma let me smack it, lookin ass boi you ugly as shit bruh.
If you don't get yo half a fry, cherry pie, Bill Nye the science guy, looking ass back you ugly as shit boi you dirty as hell.
You look like you were born inside of a handicapped parking space you stupid ass you dirty as shit bruh.
MESSY DICKRIDER?
BITCH WHAT THE?
WHAT THE?
BITCH YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECK IT RALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS “I’M GoNnA WrEcK It!” - lookin ass boi you dirty as hell.
You downloaded pirated FL-studio, made a bass-boosted nightcore remix out of your parent’s sex tape. That shit was like “Uhhaa! Uhhaa! Uhhaa! Uhhaa! BWAW BWAW CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHT-CHIT BABA BWAW BWAW OH YEAH HAROLD BABA BWAW BWAW”
Look at yo stupid ass boi you ugly ass hell dog, yo eyebrows look like boomerangs boy you ugly as shit, look at yo nose, your nose look like a goomba off of Mario bros “YA HOOO LET’S A GO” - stupid ass bitch you're ugly as shit, wire connected headphones.
Boi stop playing bruh
You was in your basement last night you said: “BloOd DeMon ARt MuSicAl PreCiSiOn” and started playing black ops 3 with a fucking clarinet.
Shut the hell up while im talking to you boi
Shut the hell up
You eat bricks for breakfast, you look like you brush your teeth with a pickle. At thanksgiving dinner you picked up your mom’s vibrator, jumped on the kitchen table, pulled your pants down, and yelled “ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO”
Stupid nasty neck ass, Bro look at your neck, your neck look like a windex bottle “TS TS TSS TSS” every time you lift your head up, your stupid ass head bruh. And look at your god damn dirty earrings, them shits look like a drop of sperm in each of your ears.
You look like a termite with scoliosis you bitch ass boi you ugly as shit. Shut your ass up.
Bruh Sit your ass down.
LOOK AT YOUR PANTS, LOOK AT YOUR PANTS, look at your pants, mother fucker weiner. That shit sticking out your pants right now. Bitch be like Shaggy from scooby doo “RUH ROH RAGGY, ISHOWSPEED’S GETTING MAD”
Hold up Hold up,
stand up for a second, stand up for a second.
Alright now sit down.
That's why you do exactly what the fuck I say. You my little bitch boi. YOU MY LITTLE BITCH BOI.
Run that back, because that joke was horrible nigga, open your mouth. *fart sound* When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day. *camera flashes* Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long dick style. Stop playing with me faggot ass boy. Now I’m boutta cut the shit outta your faggot ass. Fuck is you talmbout you just got combo’d by Marski, Marski Salarsky, bitch ass boy. You mad as shit cuz I smacked yo mama in the back of the neck with a piece of ham and that bitch turned into a ham sandwich and started saying "GOBBITYGOBBADAGOBBGOBBGOBB" like she was a Thanksgiving chicken. Faggot bitch. She's not a fucking turkey she's a fucking chicken, faggot boy. Shut your bitch ass up. Your mom is allergic to chickens. Your mom has sex with this kid and Arnold Schwarzenneger behind the Toy Story Pizza Planet truck yelling, "Ya, get to the pizza! Ya!" and a fucking pepperoni slipped up her ass and she puked out a fucking booger. Bitch ass boy, shut yo bitch ass up.
Run that back ⏪⏪ Because that joke was horrible nigga🤨 Open your mouth 🚶🏾💨😫 When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day 📷📸 Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long dick style 🥵🎶🕺🏼 Stop playing with me faggot ass boi 😨😰 now i’m finnach cook the shit outta yo faggot ass👨🍳👨🍳 fuck is you talmbout🤨🤫you just got combo’d 🖐🏾😫 by Marski🥱 Marski Salarski🤓😜 bitch ass boi😈You mad as shit because i smacked👋 yo mama the back of her neck with a piece of ham 🐖 and dat bitch turned into a ham sandwich 🥪😳 She started sayin GOBBITY🤪GOBBADA🤪GOBB🤪GOBB🤪GOBB 🦃 like she was a thanksgiving chicken🐔 faggot bitch🤭
