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My favorite character is the reaper guy

    Reaper guy from Overwatch copypasta
    My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

    Overwatch’s True Purpose

      Overwatch 2 True Purpose copypasta
      I jerk off to Overwatch characters based on their play style. I think this is what Blizzard envisioned.
      
      I never actually managed to play the game though, because just the Overwatch logo is enough for me and my dick to go Bastion-mode (this is all I know about the Gorilla character).
      
      Mercy is my favorite because she's angelic and white. Fuck, I wish Overwatch was real. Pornographic Pixar breeding every day. If Mercy was real, she can heal my dick skin, at least what's left of it.
      
      Mercy can gift me healing abilities too. I could go to a graveyard and resurrect all the hot babes from a non-political era. I'll tell them if they don't have sex with me I will make them dead again.

      I miss overwatch I’m going to kms 😭😭😭😭😭

        Overwatch 1 shutdown copypasta
        It has been 13 hours since overwatch 1 has shutdown. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game overwatch. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play overwatch again. This was my everything and you took it.