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I played a little bit of ow recently for “FUN” :)

    I played a little bit of ow recently for "FUN" :) I come back and the meta in ranked is Roadhog / Zarya. You guys still don't understand the game or what. Fucking Roadhog could fly, it wouldn't be the meta, use your brain, you can counter this shit with 10 different compositions. 
    I played a little bit of ow recently for "FUN" :)
I come back and the meta in ranked is Roadhog / Zarya.
You guys still don't understand the game or what.
Fucking Roadhog could fly, it wouldn't be the meta, use your brain, you can counter this shit with 10 different compositions.

    Bastion is a way of life

      The famous Bastion copypasta
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      A few years ago in Overwatch, a player by the name SniperSmurf29 made this speech on a Lunar Colony game (“Bastion is a Way of Life” on YouTube) and ever since then, players have been using his speech at the beginning of their game specifically when they pick Bastion.

      It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

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      Hello itstherubyness it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in stickin' it straight up their fuckin' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend em over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck em all the way up to the palm right up the buttcunt, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the asspussy like ICYHOT. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poopoo on my Peter, and a lot of shit on my dick from stickin' it straight up their ass. Now, let's go team.

      Hydron, to put it in his own words, is a FRAUD

        Hydron, to put it in his own words, is a FRAUD. I normally like to give players the benefit of the doubt as there's a lot of factors in and out of the game that can cause bad performance. However, this man had the gall to take shots at a bunch of OWL players (including a regular season MVP in Fleta) calling them 'frauds' and then puts on a performance that not even diamond players would want to talk about. It can be easy to get shut down as sojourn against good teams due to a lack of space and good application of pressure. This happens to even elite sojourn players. But, looking at Hydron's POV clips from the broadcast shows him consistently missing easy shots. He also, seemingly randomly, walked into the line of fire of enemy DPS and then stood there (I guess expecting to be healed through all the damage) and he clearly hacked the game to change his ultimate from 'potential team wipe tool' to 'tp to spawn room'.

        WINTON 🦍

          🦍 WINTON 🦍 jump 🦍 WINTON 🦍 zap 🦍 WINTON 🦍 ult 🦍 WINTON 🦍 nap 🦍
          Winton

          Kiriko from Overwatch is so hot

            Holy fuck blizzard knew what they were doing with their new characters. Kiriko is so fucking hot that my balls quiver at just the sight of her. It's hard to play her in game because she takes more than one hand. From her soft and fuckable face to the cute fox ears, everything is JUST PERFECT. They must have spent hours carefully designing her luscious thighs and cute face. Her outfit makes it even better because all you have to do is pull of those skintight pants and boom, you're ready for the night of your life. I wonder if she's freaky in bed... She probably uses her ult during sex which will make you cum in HALF of the time that it would usually take. I can't resist my self when I see this cute UwU japanese girl like holy shit she is perfectly made. If I was genji I wouldn't even care if she was related bruh I'm tapping that ass DAILY. I want to taste the donuts in her mouth, and pet her fox while doing the sex. Whenever we have sex we won't be alone because her fluffy friend will always be there watching. Some people have called me 'downbad' BUT I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!! I spent money on her $20 Athleisure skin just so I can stare at the that booty for hours. Dude she is so caked up that I start barking and slobberin irl not even gonna lie. Seeing that midriff with the small white Tshirt just makes me infinitely more horny. There are so many wild things I would do to her, I've already bought all of the merchandise and plushies I could find. At this point I have probably lost enough cum to fill up a silo to her. When I first saw her, I instantly came in my undies. I am probably THE MOST DOWN BAD OVERWATCH PLAYER AND IM PROUD OF IT.