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Can we talk about spinners?

    Spinners are the most degenerate thing I have ever witnessed in a so-called "rhythm" game. I'm not exaggerating when I say they literally ruin osu. Imagine if Guitar Hero had you randomly grab the guitar by the neck and start shaking it around as fast as possible before you start playing chords again. Yeah, it would be fucking stupid. Now imagine that there's an obstacle in osu where you need to shake your mouse faster than humanly possible just to get a clear and then click on the next circle within fractions of a second. That would also be fucking stupid. But that's where we end up when a shitty DS game gets ported to a completely different platform with no alterations to make it actually playable. The fucking theme song even says "click the circles.... to the beat" not "click the circles after having a seizure and not knowing where your mouse cursor is." Oh, or I could turn on autospin and lose 10% of my pp to fix a glaring design flaw in the game. I will never play a beatmap with a spinner in it ever unless the devs stop idolizing the "perfect Japanese game design" and remove spinners entirely.

    Whatever I’ll let Mathi go fc that.

      Whatever I'll let Mathi go fc that. He's better than me anyways. He can read higher ar. Doesn't lose stamina by singletapping and he can hit triples with his other finger and he can play ar 11 in 10 tries. He's just a well...he's just a better player than i am. He's got a bigger cock than me, more handsome, better looking, better grades, richer than me, better lifestyle, better computer, better desk, better chair, better house, better country, better everything. He's got everything, you know, better. He's got more bitches than me. I got none. He got 50 lying around around the corner, chilling. Unbelievable. All around the corner, He got more money, more asset. He got better everything, better client, better stream,better urgh, i got everything to lose man

      Retire Chokemint

        Retire Chokemint, you only stain your legendary reputation by losing combos in an embarrassing way on ridiculous maps like this. It is better to leave and leave a beautiful memory than to insist and become a shame. It is time to step aside, for honor and good times. You will never reach 1k pp on a legendary map because you think you are the best and you are not, you blindly compete with yourself and your ego does not let you see beyond your nose, your time has passed. Rest in peace.

        New osu copypasta just dropped