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remember the goat you once were. LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!!

    better than azul and valley idc. remember the goat you once were. MREKK!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!! IKNOW YOURE FUCKING THERE!!! LISTEN!!!!!! A LEGEND DOESNT DIE WHEN THEY FALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY DIE WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER GET UP AND RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARENT DONE, YOU GOT TAHT DOG IN YOU. WAKE TF UP!!! TURN OFF THE FACECAM. TURN OFF THE BTMC TOURNAMENT. TURN OFF THE MIC. TURN OFF THE PP COUNTER. TURN IT OFF. TURN OFF YOUR FKN CHAT. LOCK TF IN. ITS NOT OVER

    keep going with the excuses buddy

      keep going with the excuses buddy, everyone knows you've ran out of broken farm and simply can't keep up due to lack of skill and not because you're too lazy. so pipe down pal and enjoy that #2 spot, because you will never be the best at anything

      “Guess Who Is Back” – the mapset made by Sotarks

        "Guess Who Is Back" - the mapset made by Sotarks (This is his 137th ranked map) and other mappers, most notably fieryrage, is a map where you have to "guess" who is back. The map really shines with the guessing the next note (which everyone knows is going to be vertically down or up), creating very interesting and interactive gameplay that no one has seen before. You can think of "Guess Who Is Back" as a completely different game, because you're gonna be guessing if you hit the jump or not. Facts don't lie, so doesn't the performance point system. I strongly believe that this map is the best map in this game. You might ask - why? You see, "Guess Who Is Back" is known for it's outstanding mapping, completely changing how mapping is done in year 2019. Well known mappers push their limits to create the best "PP" map, and this one is clearly the best "PP" map in the beatmap section of the game osu!. What about the title? The title "Guess Who Is Back" also suggests that you might be guessing who is coming/came back. But we already know the answer. It's you coming back for the 400th time to do the "Full Combo" of the map difficulty "Fiery's Extreme". The map is also from an anime/manga called "Black Clover", a show that basically no one cares about anymore. The music is lit and has great message about coming back, as stated by the lyrics "Yo, Guess Who Is Back". Sadly, I don't speak Spanish, so I can't give an exact translation of what the singer or singers are singing about. But the phrase "Guess Who Is Back" is all you have to remember. Players have really pushed themselves far with this map to guess who's coming back. FGSky, a former osu! gamer, has Full Combo with 93.84% accuracy and the modifications Hidden (Notes disappear and their approach circle disappears), Nightcore (Same as the Double Time modification, speeds up the map by 1.5 times, but Nightcore modification increases song's pitch and adds extra beat to make the song more fire.) and Flashlight (It's like you go outside when it's dark and turn on your flashlight - restricted view.). FGSky was awarded with 888.51 Performance Points at the time this was posted. There have been more crazy gamers like FlyingTuna, who has Fully Comboed the map with 94.28% accuracy and modifications "Hidden, Double Time and Hard Rock (Hard Rock makes the map harder, by making the circles smaller, increasing approach rate, overall difficulty (spinner difficulty and accuracy) and health drain (harder to pass). His play was awarded 922.14 Performance Points at the time this was posted. Fieryrage (the mapper of Fiery's Extreme) has a Hard Rock Double Time Full Combo on this map with 97.80% accuracy, awarding 948.08 Performance Points. I think you can see how this map has impacted the osu! gamers. And it's here to stay as a relic of the 2019 osu! times. In conclusion, this map is the best map in the game and there will be a long time difference before a greater map is made. Good luck gamers.

        Is binding my keyboard considered cheating?

          Wtf are you serious? I've been rebinding my mouse keys for the last 4 years and have been living in fear that I will one day get found out and be banned. Just last night I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat because I had a nightmare that someone knocked on my door and when I opened it it was Peppy.
          Unfortunately, it indeed is considered cheating. Peppy stated in a tweet last week that anyone who is caught using keyboard inputs is cheating for tapping will be automatically banned. Accolibed has recently been permanently banned and has his house raided by police after setting a mind breaking 87.27% FC on the one and only Harumachi Clover, an astonishing 142BPM and obtaining the osustd pp record worth 6pp. The fact you are not yet auto banned is completely unprecedented. Governments all around the world have outlawed using keyboards for playing osu! and has declared it to be "high treason", anyone found doing so will be immediately hunted down and executed. It is very likely that the government is tracking you down as I speak, all while giving you a sense of false hope, self-accomplishment, and the illusion of safety. Run, if you value your life. The frenzy has begun. The moon is red. We're out of time.

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          Accolibed is a hacker.

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            Accolibed is a hacker.
            
            I have undeniable evidence that Accolibed is a hacker. For the following points, I will be referring to his new play in which he gets 1500 pp. (https://youtu.be/aATBgeMYnhc?si=psDGpNj1dhrKppXx). First, if you look at the slow sliders at 2:47, his cursor changes direction in a very choppy manor. As someone who is a professional coder, I can guarantee that these movements are from an algorithm designed in java. He needed to design the code to fit a very fast map, as he had to make the cursor look natural while doing very fast jumps. However, when the slow part came, the script he used wasn't suitable for the slow sliders and made the cursor look choppy and abnormal, as visible in the video. Second, right after the slow sliders begin, you can see Accolibed look away from his osu! monitor then expeditiously look at it again. Accolibed forgot he was streaming so he decided to look at something else while his hacks did the play for him, but then he looked back as soon as he remembered people were watching him. It’s a shame to see the highest ranked players cheating, so we should band together as a community and expose Accolibed for the hacker he is.

            Original copypasta was ‘Rafis is a hacker.’

            The original version of ‘X is a hacker’ is from a Redditor post about Rafis a professional player and content creator for the game osu! The rant contains ridiculous allegations and absurd speculation about the player’s gameplay and how scripts are made. This copypasta is usually used when a new world record of osu! is achieved with the player’s name changed to fit a new narrative.

            Rafis is a hacker.
            
            I have undeniable evidence that Rafis is a hacker. For the following points, I will be referring to his new play in which he gets 829 pp. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6SPs67ZPGw&t=167). First, if you look at the slow sliders at 2:47, his cursor changes direction in a very choppy manor. As someone who is a professional coder, I can guarantee that these movements are from an algorithm designed in java. He needed to design the code to fit a very fast map, as he had to make the cursor look natural while doing very fast jumps. However, when the slow part came, the script he used wasn't suitable for the slow sliders and made the cursor look choppy and abnormal, as visible in the video. Second, right after the slow sliders begin, you can see Rafis look away from his osu! monitor then expeditiously look at it again. Rafis forgot he was streaming so he decided to look at something else while his hacks did the play for him, but then he looked back as soon as he remembered people were watching him. It’s a shame to see the highest ranked players cheating, so we should band together as a community and expose Rafis for the hacker he is.

            This is the worst map in the history

              This is the worst map in the history- the worst song, the worst map, the worst like- like- What the hell is this? Dude everytime I like- I randomly click on Cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map, it makes me wanna like blow my brains out in Fortnite, you know with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like, what is wrong with him? Makes me so brain damaged to play that. And I instantly just click off his stream. That's just like- you know go and check Reddit it'll be like "Oh my God He did this like- crazy score" and I would tune in to his stream he's playing a stupid ass annoying paedophile map.
              This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude like, this is just, like what the hell is this? Dude every time I like- I randomly click on
              
              cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map it makes me like wanna blow my brains out in
              
              fortnite, ya know, with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like what is wrong with him? It must be so brain damage to play that... and then I just instantly click off his stream, that's just like,
              
              and then I'll go and check reddit and they'll be like "oh my god he did this like crazy score", and
              
              then I'll tune into his stream and then he'll be playing this stupid ass annoying pee dough file map.