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AKA the pp system copypasta, its a copypasta that osu! players spam in the comments section criticizing the new performance points (pp) system.

pp 系統太糟糕了，根本沒有什麼令人印象深刻的，這只是振動，需要 0 技能，實際上只需按住一個鍵然後像個白痴一樣搖手，哈哈，這怎麼是 1900pp？ ？ ？同時，我將技術地圖與 800 個滑桿和 200bpm 瞄準爆發完整組合併獲得 200pp？ ？這款遊戲獎勵的是無腦混搭而不是實際技能，真是個笑話。

The pp system is terrible, nothing impressive at all, it's just vibrations and requires 0 skill to literally just hold down a button and shake your hands like an idiot, haha ​​how is that 1900pp??? Meanwhile I combined the tech map with 800 sliders and 200bpm aim burst full combo and got 200pp??? This game rewards mindless mashing instead of actual skill, what a joke.

When Vaxei’s score in Tsukinami was beaten by Gnahus, this was the copypasta that was copy pasted in the beatmap comments.

Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!'s golden age, has now been tainted. And by whom? None other than Gnahus, a permazoomer whose claim to fame is snatching records from the hands of giants rather than forging his own legacy.

Vaxei’s legendary run was a symbol, a milestone that pushed the game forward. But Gnahus? Just another overcaffeinated speed demon, riding the wave of modern hardware, enhanced input latency, and who knows what else. Where’s the struggle? The raw, blood-sweat-and-tears grind that made Vaxei’s score so special? Instead, we get a sterile, robotic replication of greatness—faster, yes, but utterly soulless.

So, “congratulations,” Gnahus. You’ve broken a record, but you’ll never break into the pantheon of legends. You may have taken the crown, but the kingdom will always belong to the ones who built it.