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At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Butler turned to GM Scott Layden and screamed, “You (bleeping) need me.

    At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Butler turned to GM Scott Layden and screamed, "You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Butler left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the gym in every way. Jimmy's back.

    Clippers meeting with Durant was “intense” and “at one point Steve Ballmer was crying”

      Clippers meeting with Durant was “intense” and “at one point Steve Ballmer was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned

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      X meeting with Y was “intense” and “at one point Z was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned

      Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown begging (thru texts) for address to

        Mark Cuban is the owner of Mavericks
        Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) Jordan's family for address to DeAndre's home

        Origin of this copypasta

        Its from a Tweet by sports commentator Chris Broussard involving Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and the player Deandre Jordan. The rumors were that DeAndre Jordan was considering backing out of his oral commitment with the Dallas Mavericks to sign with the Clippers. Here’s the full story of the Tweet!

        It was eventually proven false but still became an iconic copypasta that shows up every now and then in different variations.

        Other variations

        Elder scrolls variation

        UESP is beside itself, driving around downtown Rockville begging (thru texts) Hines for address to [overseas mobile app dev company]

        “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them.”

          At FIBA, Anthony Edwards was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather trade Towns or Gobert. Initially, Edwards merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them."
          At the league office, Adam Silver was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban Kevin Porter jr or Miles Bridges. Initially, Silver merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them."
          At his home office, Kelvin Benjamin was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban the Big Mac or the Whopper. Initially, Benjamin looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my burgers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them.”
          At the Celtics office, Grant Williams was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather make his first or second free throw. Initially, Williams merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my free throws. I wouldn’t make neither one of them."
          At FIBA, Steve Kerr was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather play Jaren Jackson Jr. or Walker Kessler at center. Initially, Kerr, merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared, “Neither one man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t play neither of them at center.”

          [Reynolds] I’m at USA practice.

            [Reynolds] I’m at USA practice. There’s a coffee shop in the lobby. A lady, unprompted, sees my credential and revealed that she booed Dillon Brooks last night. “And I did it because I love LeBron.” With that, she walked away.

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            [Reynolds] I’m at __ practice. There’s a coffee shop in the lobby. A lady, unprompted, sees my credential and revealed that _____. “And I did it because I love __.” With that, she walked away.

            Steph: Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting

              Steph: "Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting, guess I'll set the difficulty to ultra noob first so I can slowly bring him up, I don't want a repeat of last time"

New Bull: *cums blood after 1 hour

Steph: (Ugh not again? And I was going real slow with this one, shouldn't have brought my hopes up)