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Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner

    [Brooke Pryor] Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that. Finished with 16 catches, 129 total yds, 1 TD.
    Najee Harris says Pat Freiermuth’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. 

He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that.

    But they left out the details like “did donuts in KATs front yard”

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      Originated from a Reddit comment reacting to a clip of Karl-Anthony Towns saying Timberwolves president Tim Connelly pulled up to his house, with his three friends and dad there, to inform him he had been traded.

      But they left out the details like "did donuts in KATs front yard" and started shouting "good luck selling this place with a fucked up lawn KAT"

To which a befuddled KAT said "why would I sell this place"

Followed by TC shouting "cause we just traded your ass" and started his fiving his rich friends and spraying one another with 40s of Hamme Cream Ale while "Gary's Got a Boner" by the Replacements blasts from the car stereo

      That sandwich is named THE BALLER.

        I live in the newton corner/nonantum area. Payton lives in my neighborhood. There’s this breakfast sandwich joint called flour house bakery that’s also a Mike and pattys location. The actual ownership/identification is confusing and doesn’t matter, it’s on Adams st. The dude at the counter had told me that Payton comes in and gets the sandwich a certain way. He adds a hash brown patty and house spicy mayo. That sandwich is named THE BALLER. I get it at least once a week and think about PP each time.

        I went to FSU and had a class with Scottie Barnes

          I went to FSU and had a class with Scottie Barnes. His pants looked like he was wearing a diaper sometimes. I remember he wouldn't talk much in class or raise his hand and I thought he was just quiet but now I wonder how much he could verbally communicate after watching him in the NBA. There were rumors he shit himself sleeping with a girl one time after a home game against UNC too so the diaper thing adds up. It was all over YikYak. People said he would only eat steamed vegetables and jello in the student athlete dining hall and would throw a fit with the staff there if they didn't have both. He for sure got caught stealing Jello powder from a Walgreens in Tallahassee but it was kinda kept quiet once the police realized who he was. My cousin was in the police department down there and confirmed it with me after the rumor started going around. Maybe it wasn't all true but it's enough weird stuff to know something is for sure a little bit off with him.
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