navy seal copypasta

Navy Seals pasta but in Welsh

Its the Navy Seals copypasta but in Welsh. Welsh are an ethnic group and nation native to Wales.

Be'r ffwc nes di ffycin deud amdanaf, y bitch bach? Wnai gad ti wybod gorffennais top o fy dosbarth yn yr morlai nevi, a dwi di bod yn rhan o nifer o raidiau gyfrinachol ar Al-Quaeda, hefo dros 300 o lladdoedd wedi ei cadarnhau. Dwi di cael fy hyfforddu mewn rhyfela gwylliaid ac fi yw'r sneipar gorau yn yr holl US lluoedd arfog. Rwyt ti'n dim byd i fi ond targed arall. Wnai mopio chi y ffyc allan hefo fanylrwydd mewn ffyrdd sydd heb wedi cael ei gweld ar y ddaear o'r blean, nodi fy ffycin geiriau. Ti'n meddwl gelli di cael i ffwrdd hefo dweud pethau cachu fel yna dros y we i fi? Meddyliwch eto, y ffycar. fel dani'n siarad dwi mewn cyswllt hefo fy rhwydwaith cyfrinachol o ysbiwyriau ar draws yr USA a mae eich ISP yn cael ei tracio rwan so dylech paratoi am y storm, cynrhon. Y storm neith croeso allan y peth pathetig ti'n galw dy bywyd. Ti'n ffycin ded, plentyn. dwi'n gallu bod yn unrhywle, ar unrhyw adeg, a dwi'n gallu lladd ti mewn dros saith cant o ffyrdd, a hwne hefo jyst fy llaw. Nid ydw wedi cael fy hyfforddi mewn ymladd unarmed yn unig, ond mae gennai mynediad i'r holl arsenal yr Marine Corps Unol Daleithiau a wnai defnyddio fo i'w raddau llawn i mopio eich pen ol annifyr i ffwrdd y gwyneb yr cyfandir, y cachwr bach. Os byse chi di gallu gwybod pa dial an-sanctaidd byse eich sylwad "chlyfar" yn mynd i ddod, wrach base chdi di dal eich ffycin dafod. Ond roeddech chi methu, a wnesd chi ddim, a rwan ti'n talu'r pris, y goc-oen. Wnai cachu gynddaredd drostoch a wnei di boddi ynddo. Ti'n ffycin ded, kiddo.

Medieval Navy seal copypasta

Earliest known post started from Reddit in 2016, its a medieval version of the Navy Seal copypasta.

What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat?

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Based on the original ‘Navy Seals‘ copypasta

I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren’t? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can’t even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

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PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!!

PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

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Navy Seals Uwu version

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.