This isn't a copypasta, this is just a truth.
A MAN IS 21 AND IS STILL A VIRGIN IN LEGO CITY
PREPARE THE ASEXUALITY
HEY!
BUILD THE ASEXUALITY
AND COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS AS ASEXUAL EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY AREN'T
THE NEW CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AESTHETIC FROM LEGO CITYA PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY
INTERRUPT A GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATION
HEY!
BUY OFF THE PRISON GUARDS
DISABLE THE SECURITY
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE
THE NEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITYA MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY
START THE NEW MILITARY TANKS
嘿!
BUILD THE TANKS
AND OFF TO TIANANMEN SQUARE
BRING IN THE SOLDIERS
CENSOR THE MEDIA
AND RUN OVER THE STUDENTS
THE NEW TIANANMEN SQUARE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
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