Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicopters… He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.
A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR AN E-GIRL IN LEGO CITY
HEY!
CONSTRUCT THE THOT PATROL AND
LOCK
HER
UP
(BEGONE THOT)
NEW THOT PATROL FROM LEGO CITY
setsandaccessory'ssoldseperatly
*Belle Delphine squeals*
A man has fallen into depression in Lego city
Start taking anti-depressants
hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)
Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes
Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge
The new suicidal collection from Lego City
BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY
REINSTITUTE JIM CROW LAWS
HEY!
BUILD THE PLANTATIONS AND START UP THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE
TAKE AWAY THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS AND RAPE THEIR WOMEN
THE NEW WHITE SUPREMACY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
A WOMEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED SHOWING HER ANKLES IN LEGO CITY
IMPLEMENT SHARIA LAW
وقحة!
BUILD A BURKA AND FIND A RESPONSIBLE HUSBAND TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF HER
PUT THE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS IN THEIR PLACE
THE NEW SAUDI COLLECTION FROM CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN
You know it isn't "Legos". You've had FUCKING YEARS to adjust to the actual, correct way to say the term. It's Lego. Lego bricks, Lego sets, Lego kits, Lego mini-figures, Lego City.
There are no such things as "Legos". They don't exist. "Lego" refers to the COMPANY THAT MAKES THE TOY, and thus the shortening Lego is acceptable. Saying "I'm playing with my Lego" works because it's referring to the sets themselves: The individuals aspects that make of the toy from the bricks to the mini-figures to the electronics to the other little parts. It isn't claiming that the fucking square bricks are each a Lego. THE ENTIRE THING IS. If you were to say "I'm playing with my Legos" that implies that you're playing with at least two different types of Lego set at once, i.e. Lego City and Bionicle.
Still saying LEGOS after all these years makes you look like an assclown. Here in Europe, the continent responsible for this toy (no, it wasn't made by America, no matter how much your capitalistic toy industry wants you to think), you'd be laughed out of the room if you said that.
